Earth is 5000 years old

>earth is 5000 years old

bunch of IDIOTS!!!

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God

>he thinks earth exists

>he thinks years exist

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this rat isn't 5000 years old lol

Okay.

Are there even creationists on this board?

I'm not religious, but the more I study hidden knowledge (books) I think there may be something to the 5,000yr theory. The earth is of course billions of years old, but humans have only been on it for around 5,000yrs of it.
Frankly I'm leaning more towards the idea that the asteroid belt is what's left of our home planet.

>as if time is real

my fucking asshole is the blackhole of another galaxy which makes a god

>ftw i'm a god

OBAMA/SOROS INVESTIGATION

thats right, not 5000

but 5777

Thats a big crocodile.

>Columbian Cuisine

How can Earth be 5000 years old if it's 2017

Obvious plant is obvious.

It's like 8000 years old iirc
I was taught creationism in high school. I don't really believe in all of it anymore, but I don't believe in evolution either kek

>muh god planted that giant crocodile to test me
fuck off ahmed.

This board used to have 1-2 people who legit believed in creationism. Back in 2013 or 2014.

>he thinks

i thought it just turned 2017 years old?

Looks like the fish that ate Lot but it died in the flood

I think its a neat theory, just based on how they came to it.

Who are these guys again? Can someone give me a quick rundown please?

so like, did they just stumble upon that sitting on the ground or did they have to dig for it? like I see a bench over in the back

just hanging out by the beach, oh shit, a plesiosaur

underrated

that's a replica iirc, they built a museum over the spot of the original since they couldn't move it due to it's size and fragility.

>believes in giant crocodiles

Wew lad and the earth is flat top kek

>that gif
fucking lol

Evolution dosnt say people came from monkeys, but enables the possibility.

We have a book documenting the evolution of wolves into dogs, it can been seen throughout history that evolution has and is occurring.

To not believe evolution is to not believe what you can see.

Dem.numbers

Dat bread head

Is that a fucken kronosaurus?

>(((earth)))

>he wasn't here for the nimble navigator

obviously not but thats a bird right there

no

We just seemed to have woken up 5000 years ago with monuments we have no records of building.

that's a giant crocodile?