He guys I went to Aushwitz today, AMA

He guys I went to Aushwitz today, AMA

How you liked the swimming pool?

did you nazi the ovens?

are you ashamed of your past, pole?

Did you find any evidence that the holocaust happened?

Did you visit the brothel or the theater?

Gas doors post em

Did you buy a bag of ashes?

Were the chimneys fake?

Did you go in the Gas room and see the smashed hole in the roof for the gas, and then the ovens in the next room?

I sat down in the gas chamber and pretended i was Jewish ;p

I stood up against death wall too, pretending to be Jewish

Did you watch the film before you went in? I did.

Did you notice there are no birds?

It was eerie as fuck

Did you goto the salt mines too? I did, i licked the wall and it was salty

This was back in the 90's when Poland only had trabant cars and the roads were death traps you didnt have to steer, the roads just had tram lines to sit in and if you wanted to over take you had to yank yourself out of the trams, fucking dangerous, like when I was driving from Poznan to Krakaow an Audi overtook us at speed, 5 miles later it was at the side of the road with the roof off, it went under a truck, all 4 passengers died.

The Germans and Russians really did a number on Poland.

How's football treating you, Federico?

>I licked the wall
what the fuck user

Can't spell Uruguay without Ur gay

It was a massive underground cathedral, all made of salt or so they said, I didnt belive them that it was all salt, but it was

this and this were there vents in the gas chambers?
was the door to the gas chambers hermetically sealed?
were there marks in the concrete where people had supposedly clawed at the walls (which I'm pretty sure is impossible)?

I saw two pools, I didn't get pictures though.

It customary to open a bottle of champagne in Auschwitz, smile, and say, 'We did it, boys!'

Did you?

The Polish death camp?

>I licked the wall
You lick windows as well?

Remember, licking door handles is illegal on other planets.

Fucking check'd

Did you bring some mudslimes and other subhumans to gas them? If not, fuck you, you're no better than them.

>were there vents in the gas chambers?

Its a concrete bunker really, about 7 ft high and enough to fit about 200 people if crammed in, there is a hole in the concrete roof, not even a round hole, just a smashed in hole enough to put the gas in, very roughly smashed hole like they didnt even give a fuck.

Yes there appeared to be scratches, but who knows..

Most spooky place ive ever been .

>were there marks in the concrete where people had supposedly clawed at the walls

Yes actually. They also went into detail explaining the gas system and some of the early prototypes they tested on Soviet POWs. They didn't talk about any roller-coaster bullshit though

OP is underaged, he was literally on trip with his classmates from high school.
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Quality posts. A+

Krakow is a beautiful place.

Were you too bewildered about the wooden door meme being real? Pic related

Only when im on the sunshine bus ;D

Where are de broofs :DDD

You should've redpilled the shit out of the people there.

Did you break the Jewish brainwashing

YEs the Rynek is stunning, that cathedral, Gothic as fuck, I got fucking smashed there just sat outside drinking Zwiech, then i fucked 2 teen whores for a £5

Poland was great when it was still communist.

I was prob there before OP was even born.

Yes i'm old fag

Yeah, it's cool down there.

>They didn't talk about any roller-coaster bullshit though
lel that was going to be my next question

or just done pic related

Poles are stupid.
They should put up a parking lot or a casino.
Waste of money.

Kek

Shut up tundra nigger

My grandfather died at Auschwitz

Mine fell off the guard tower

Mine was patrolling the bottom and had another guard land on top of him.

My grandmother was thrown into the Sarlacc pit at Auschwitz.

Mine was the guy who fell off the tower. He broke his neck, no shit!

did you find the mountain of bones of the 6 gazillion joos?

My great grandfather was in the German Army. He fought against the Brits on D-Day, including my other great grandfather, who was captured but later escaped.

Did you see the pool? Also did it smell like justice?

All my grandparents died in Auschwitz, all six of them.

Did you take the full tour?
Did you buy a picture of you in the holocoaster?
Did you get a discount for being jewish?

I literally did see a pool, two of them.
Why anybody would want to swim outdoors in Poland is beyond me.

Because there were literally sharks in that pool eating swimming Jews.

6 million?

What was the specifics of the gas system they described?

Oy vey one shark could easily eat six Jews every five minutes.

do you have to pay to get in? if so, how many sheckels?

so... the toilets are clean there, now?

work will set you free