Meanwhile in medieval Sup Forums

meanwhile in medieval Sup Forums...

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i'm wondering how many of those people are thinking about their gender ....

My feet hurt. I wanna go home.

We shouldn't have free trade with the Mongols. They brought the plague.

Hath thou hath thy bad luck with thy wenches?

HERESAY!

Fucking Romani ruining everything, they don't speak our language and just bum around ruining everything. Shitskins get out!

WEZUTH

Is the guy cutting the cheese checking out that woman's ass?
>braaaaaphffffftttt

Ooga booga pay welfare non noongar tribes

>mfw there's plague

BEUTH

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I can't believe how segregated medieval times were. I'm so glad that we live in this multicultural society free of hate, racism and misoginy.

Not gonna lie, former King Louis supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Louis' Wagon crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this man get the church keys.

>We

Are thou of chosen lineage?

Agincourt was an inside job

This thread gave me leprosy.

You want some leeches with that?

Let's go kill that Blackfoot tribe and take their land across the canyon.

There can't be any downsides to guilds. The medici made that very clear.

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>Mongols
Stay bluepilled, serf. Obviously the Venetians were behind this.

WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE FVCKING JEWS

The 1% control all the guilds, kings, and land, redistribute the farms to us Peasents now.

Peasentiat rise up.

Have you heard the Turks are infighting again. some guy named Otto is trying to expand his power? The Turks are always infighting, they will never be able to get off Anatolia even. The Christian kingdoms simply are to strong.

France here. Britain is a backwater island full od inbred cucks.

>Implying Sup Forums would be peasants
>Implying a bunch of racialist, genocidal maniacs wouldn't be Knighted back in those days.

Sup Forums would be admired back then..
>YWN get orders to take part in a crusade to protect Christendom.

was there even medieval times in Brazil?

>The House of Medici control all the guilds, kings and land.

I have repaired this statement on your behalf peasant.
>Elevate your skills

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i be a peasant n shiet

William Wallace did nothing wrong

>Mfw I found the fucking crown of thorns and I literally was given ten gold from the King and that's it
>now this fucker is bragging about it
>I wanna go home

What are you talking about? Brazil still looks pretty medical to me.

You have to go back Louis

BREAKING: The Serene Doge of Venetia declared war on the Osman Empire over the dispute of islands of Negroponte.

Scandinavians are snowniggers and Anyone below the Pyrenees's is a sand nigger

Prove me wrong.

I was walking through the Ghetto the other day, I know, I know I shouldn't but my favourite courtesan works near the quay across from the ghetto and its a shortcut through ((their)) isle.
A filthy jew couple stumbled into me. I shoved them into the canal but not before taking their coin purse.

Fucking Jews. Someone should do something about them. Those curly locks, black hats and rat eyes handling all our gold and financial affairs with high fees. Disgusting. One day mark my words. Tomorrow, next week, next month, next year or next century. Someone will stop their filthy lies and subversion of our great mercantile and cultural society.

Viva Venezia!

HAPPENING

Mongols just fucked the Hungarians in Mohi right in the ass, we're fucking doomed !

OSMANS BTFO, VENETIA WILL WIN, HOLY NUMERICALS CONFIRM

Medieval times would be fun

>it's another venetian shill thread

hay bails melt steel pikes

>TFW you have posies in your pockets

WHITE VIRGINS ARE MEANT FOR BIG MOORISH LOVE-MUSCLES

OTTOMAN CANNONS CANT DESTROY BYZANTINE WALLS

1066 WAS AN INSIDE JOB.

Sup Forums medieval times
>Brazil still has videos of cops killing people
>Brazil still has dirt bikes

Fucking noblescum trying tah ruin much cropssss

MAKE CONSTANTINOPLE LATIN AGAIN

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Europe in 1348

Big happening to come, listen to your local priest in the next 3 days

Yes goy, the easterners really did bring the plague. Keep drinking water if you want to stay healthy

ALL I WANT IS SOME GODDAMN PEPPER FOR MY EGGS.


THATS IT. I'M BUILDING A SHIP AND FINDING THE INDIES.

Medieval Sup Forums was literally the peasants crusade.

>Group of random peasants get so riled up they go out and massacre all the jews around the Rhine area and march on Anatolia (to get wiped out)

ENRICO DANDOLO IS A CRYPTO JEW.

I've been informed he intends to trick the crusading army that is gathering for Egypt into attacking the shield of Christendom at Constantinople. Without Constantinople the eastern front will fall before the Islamic invasion and our Christian division will be even deeper.. stop the ((doge)) before he can achieve his aim. They keep trying to silence me but I will not be silenced! NO MORE EUROPEAN VS EUROPEAN WARS. WE MUST FIGHT THE ISLAMIC INVADER!.

I'LL POST THESE MESSAGES AROUND THE CITY BUT THE GUARD ARE AFTER ME. I DON'T HAVE MUCH TI-

He's Georgie, ffs, not Irish

Quick rundown on Triboulet:
>Louis XII bows to Triboulet
>in contact with House of Valois
>rumoured to possess juggling abilities
>control france with an iron (but humorous) fist
>own castles and forts all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient peasant blood line
>will bankroll the first French outposts in Italy (Tribouletgrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every trebuchet in Naples
>first designer babies will be Triboulet Babies
>Triboulet said to have 220+ IQ

It's worth dying for something than living for nothing heathen filth.

You wot, you little wench? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Templar Guards, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Moors, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in jousting and I’m the top swordsman in the entire English Knighthood. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the table? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am composing a letter to my secret network of spies across the Pyrenees and your Herald is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm of God that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven times seventy-seven ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the European Arms Guild and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Creation, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Agreed!
NON NOBUS DOMINE
DEUS VULT

Good goy

What are you implying? I really have no idea.

what a terrible painting

I'm so sick of this shitty forced Triboulet meme. Everyone knows the witches are behind everything?

Utes are animals, Utes fuck animals, Utes make baby animals HOHOHOHOHO

>witches nose

prepare the stake!

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Post your battle stations

Just finished harvesting our wheat crop for the year
>reports of gold haired niggers in the north raiding un-walled villages
wat do?

>mandate from the masses
Get this cathar bullshit away from here, heretic.

heh fucking peasants think they can rule themselves! Keketh
Get back to the fields surf

Soon(tm) the Ottoman Empire is being reborn before our eyes and we must rise to face it.

Deus meus, terra sancta est

WIR SIND DES GEYERS SCHWARZER HAUFEN
FUCK THE SWABIAN LEAGUE
BURN THE MONASTERIES

>bricks

Fucking bourgeoise piece of shit.

Oh, what a giveaway! Did'j'hear that, did'j'hear that, eh? That's what I'm all about! Did you see 'im repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?!

>.20 Florins have been deposited into your Bank of Medici account

We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune

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When that Turk minister said that holy wars would arise in Europe I hoped what he said would be true

>He doesn't use polearms.

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>Tfw you realize witches were actually old Jewish hag and their disciples who abused the fuck out of peoples by using Talmudic magic aka manipulations so vile that to be honest it ain't no surprise they called them wife of the devil

>using peasant tier foot weapons
Cavalry Sabre and Flanged Mace for me my good man

Only urinated 2 pints of blood today lads, feelings jovial.

In this time period South Africa is literally uninhabited

Good goy, this is what the (((gold miners))) want you to think

Brazil is inhabited but just by spear chuckers.
So you've actually gone a few steps down from then.

>meanwhile in medieval Sup Forums...
I feel so safe!

Sup Forums will defend this

>you right now

Doctor here, bathing in milk at the forest at midnight every full moon and some bloodletting will cure that
Trust me im a doctor

>comfy sheepskins

So I told King Henry VIII to execute his friend Sir Thomas More and sack all the monasteries for gold, and he actually did it the absolute madman!

>row in
>see this
What do?

Well i can trace my ancestry all the way back to the middle ages and my ancestors WUZ literal knights who fended off sandnigger invaders during the reconquista.
Makes me feel proud tbqh

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What dost Sup Forums thinketh of the hook-nosed merchants from yonder east? They are well versed in coin, would it do me well to associate myself with them?

>1500
>not slaying West Indies pussy

Must have been right trippy to see white people just turn up one day. like aliens landing or something

bet you uneducated peasants think the earth doesn't revolve around the sun!