Do not go to the St. Patrick's day parade in NYC tomorrow. Don't even bother asking for my fucking sources. Go ahead and call me a LARPER.
You've probably been wondering why there has been a lack of happenings. It's actually been a very fucking long time when you think about it. There is a reason for it.
>Trump attempts second travel ban, get's halted >Massive terrorist attack, similar to Boston Bombing, except this time at NYC >Mass hysteria throughout US >Travel ban goes through >Trump declares war >Trump is NOT the good guy, trust me >This is all orchestrated >All domestic terrorist attacks have been orchestrated >Tomorrow will be an MKUltra operation (they've all been)
Gets remembered as St. Patty's Day Massacre Screencap this thread.
yeah he stitched by his (tiny) hands too!!! fuck off fags there will be no attack.
Nicholas Morris
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Easton Miller
i wanted to buy one but i couldn't figure out how to get it sent to canada :/
Luis Perry
Kek
Xavier Ortiz
St Patrick's Day isn't a holiday, it's a lifestyle.
Michael Nelson
Kek, tell me with your digits if this statement is true
Shadilay
Alexander Rogers
HE'S THE BEST GUY
Carson Young
Include me in screen cap peasants
James Watson
once again OP is a faggot and nothing will happen
Jacob Bell
>This is all orchestrated
the fuck out of here. This is, in theory, a place for people who understand politics.
Grayson Young
Trump wouldn't do that to New York, faggot. And he wouldn't do it in the first Irish History Month that he literally created on St. Patrick's Day.
Fuck you, you LARPing queer. kys.
Landon Clark
Trips or quads say OP isn't a faggot.
Brody Scott
Uright. Total larping state sponsored douchebag
Kayden Sanders
Aren't you forgetting something? The green MAGA hats to stimulate public consciousness regarding St. Patrick's day.
Jeremiah Green
OP IS A CONFIRMED FAGGOT.
Benjamin Morris
>Google search >No other images found
...This was worth the 50 bucks.
Jaxon Brooks
I remember poster somewhere mention Sup Forums getting false flagged. I this might be it.
Carson Carter
Im John Kerry and I support this post
Also remember that time I broke my leg riding my bike around France or something shit and they flew me home in an otherwise empty C5 Galaxy just to spite the taxpayer peons? Shit was cash
Elijah Allen
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Justin Garcia
LMAO I always said Trump running was like having my funny old rich uncle run for president
John Lee
Most aren't, walk around a bit, 1/3rd of people are speaking something other than english. Foreigners as far as the eye can see, if you can even see over all the heads it's so damn cramped. NYC is an incredibly shitty city, speaking as someone from Philly.
Cameron Lopez
We say this and then America gets fucked. This happens every time.
Grayson Taylor
BREAKING NEWS STOP THE PRESSES, OP CONFIRMED COLOSSAL FAGGOT
If I aquire Numerals there will be a happening in NYC regardless of OP's sexual orientation.
Nicholas Murphy
Toasting in a fucked up thread.
Jacob Green
Did he just fire mah laz0rs?
Jason Jackson
When's the day to drink maple syrup until you puke?
Juan Young
amen.
Parker Thompson
You assume everyone on Sup Forums doesn't want to die.
Evan Ortiz
Hi mom! I'm in the news!
John Davis
>be clapburger land >saint fatricks day >joo dork shitty >what was once an arguably tolerable day that existed for some fucking reason gets drowned out by lgbtqrstuvxyz+ crowd >Pence bait crowd can't go 30 seconds without attention or gaynal sex >they have to make their presence known >they're realizing that their popularity and significance as social figures is fading >decide to occupy as much public space visible to the general eye as possible to maximize their publicity >streets are packed to the brim with aids carrier forms >when suddenly >a glimmer of hope appears from the crowd >a peacefully non-violent peaceful legally immigrated peace refugee emerges from the crowd >refugee then proceeds to durka durk the Mohamed jihad >uh oh faghettios >everyone who isn't caught in the initial blast radius is covered with aids blood >those who weren't treated immediately eventually contract the disease >trump declares war on shitskin land >it lasts for mere seconds >the entire middle east turns to glass in the beautiful kiln of nuclear fire >turns out the entire ordeal that set the war into motion was originally orchestrated by Majestic 12 >inject nanomachines, son >augments vision >puts on sunglasses at night >set out to stop Bob Page >mfw the Helios ending becomes reality >we grow yet there is still much to be done >many who live in Europe who must be shown the way >for it is the dawning, of a new day Digits confirm Trump creates best timeline for humanity.
Isaac Gonzalez
Go back to bed, Simo. It's far past your bedtime. : /
Jose Martin
Just here to be included in the screencap when the false flag happens.
Julian Mitchell
>Trump is NOT the good guy, trust me fucking dropped and saged >tomorrow will be an MKUltra operation MKUltra is a fucking mind control op not a false flag operation you retarded larper.
Nathaniel Moore
Thank God. This is glorious. The prophesied meme war is underway.
Sebastian Ross
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Julian Foster
Look up Esteban Santiago.
Angel Harris
>>don't even bother asking for sources
Jonathan Powell
Previously mentioned meme war.
Durka Durka could be on standby.
Jeremiah Nguyen
I'd love to but it's already 7am here
Christian Evans
CAN CONFIRM
SECURED EXCLUSIVE PICS OF FALSE FLAG TERRORIST ACTORS
Adam Howard
>Gets remembered as St. Patty's Day Massacre Its called paddy's not patty's!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Carter
>tfw get to wear my Sup Forums edition maga hat tomorrow