Do not go to the St. Patrick's day parade in NYC tomorrow. Don't even bother asking for my fucking sources...

Do not go to the St. Patrick's day parade in NYC tomorrow. Don't even bother asking for my fucking sources. Go ahead and call me a LARPER.

You've probably been wondering why there has been a lack of happenings. It's actually been a very fucking long time when you think about it. There is a reason for it.

>Trump attempts second travel ban, get's halted
>Massive terrorist attack, similar to Boston Bombing, except this time at NYC
>Mass hysteria throughout US
>Travel ban goes through
>Trump declares war
>Trump is NOT the good guy, trust me
>This is all orchestrated
>All domestic terrorist attacks have been orchestrated
>Tomorrow will be an MKUltra operation (they've all been)

Gets remembered as St. Patty's Day Massacre
Screencap this thread.

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travelchannel.com/interests/food-and-drink/articles/pour-a-proper-guinness
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>don't even bother asking for sources

Good thread op

I want my lucky harms

And four chan has that four leaf clovery looking thingy too. Its all related.

>celebrating any holiday
pleb

K, keep me posted

What goes through your mind when you try to create a online panic? Sad loser, wakeup and go outside for once.

Nice ID

fuck you im already drinking. I'll be there.

PRAISE KEK

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Fuck you faggot. saged

Ok I won't go thanks mate. I'll probably be too hung over anyway since it's already St Paddy's here.

Shadilay! Praise Kek! This happening will herald the start of dangerous things!

Hey and don't call it "St Patty's" you dirty seppo.

put me in the cap!

My digits prove this is real. Praise Kek, may he bless hope upon us feeble humans.

If there's a war I'm enlisting. I'm sick of normie life, I want to be a warrior and kill brown people.

If digits this is real, if singles OP must commit suicide.

ADD ME IN SCREENCAP! PRAISE KEK

Your digits prove you're a fucking faggot.

You're too fat and stupid.

Aren't four leaf clovers supposed to be rare? Why is it always easy to find them

Oh fuk

Well, if Americans have to die for our foreign policy, thank God it's New Yorkers.

BLOOD AND FIRE

false-st-patricks-day-facts-green.jpg

what did he mean by this

plz gib a source cuck boy

Checked

>>Trump is NOT the good guy, trust me
Oh no. If only we had voted for Hillary.

>Massive terrorist attack, similar to Boston Bombing
That wasn't that big. Your news entertainment channels just over hyped it.

Kind of like improbably repetitions of digits?

TOP FUCKING KEK!

more false flags, eh? more troops to die for israel?

kek

Are there q pi Irish girls in NYC? pls respond!

Are NYers even american?

>Trump is NOT the good guy, trust me
>trust me

LARPER

Look, i'm telling you and any intelligence oficer reading this thread. If you dare desecrate st patricks day, blood will be spillt.

Praised

St Patrick's day is an excuse to drink, fight and beat women.

he DID make a 4 leaf maga hat...

Bullshit.

Lots of clovers where there weren't before at this time in years past

Bump

Let's do this shit

But. We were also told of habbedings on the 15th and these breads germinate quickly

I bought one of pic related and wearing it now. It is time.

I'm not entirely convinced they're even human. Remember the "I didn't even drop my gelato" incident?

americanlookout.com/jpb-liberals-brutally-mocked-for-playing-down-nyc-explosion-claiming-locals-were-eating-gelato/

yeah he stitched by his (tiny) hands too!!! fuck off fags there will be no attack.

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i wanted to buy one but i couldn't figure out how to get it sent to canada :/

Kek

St Patrick's Day isn't a holiday, it's a lifestyle.

Kek, tell me with your digits if this statement is true

Shadilay

HE'S THE BEST GUY

Include me in screen cap peasants

once again OP is a faggot and nothing will happen

>This is all orchestrated

the fuck out of here. This is, in theory, a place for people who understand politics.

Trump wouldn't do that to New York, faggot. And he wouldn't do it in the first Irish History Month that he literally created on St. Patrick's Day.

Fuck you, you LARPing queer. kys.

Trips or quads say OP isn't a faggot.

Uright. Total larping state sponsored douchebag

Aren't you forgetting something? The green MAGA hats to stimulate public consciousness regarding St. Patrick's day.

OP IS A CONFIRMED FAGGOT.

>Google search
>No other images found

...This was worth the 50 bucks.

I remember poster somewhere mention Sup Forums getting false flagged. I this might be it.

Im John Kerry and I support this post

Also remember that time I broke my leg riding my bike around France or something shit and they flew me home in an otherwise empty C5 Galaxy just to spite the taxpayer peons? Shit was cash

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LMAO I always said Trump running was like having my funny old rich uncle run for president

Most aren't, walk around a bit, 1/3rd of people are speaking something other than english.
Foreigners as far as the eye can see, if you can even see over all the heads it's so damn cramped.
NYC is an incredibly shitty city, speaking as someone from Philly.

We say this and then America gets fucked. This happens every time.

BREAKING NEWS STOP THE PRESSES, OP CONFIRMED COLOSSAL FAGGOT

If I aquire Numerals there will be a happening in NYC regardless of OP's sexual orientation.

Toasting in a fucked up thread.

Did he just fire mah laz0rs?

When's the day to drink maple syrup until you puke?

amen.

You assume everyone on Sup Forums doesn't want to die.

Hi mom! I'm in the news!

>be clapburger land
>saint fatricks day
>joo dork shitty
>what was once an arguably tolerable day that existed for some fucking reason gets drowned out by lgbtqrstuvxyz+ crowd
>Pence bait crowd can't go 30 seconds without attention or gaynal sex
>they have to make their presence known
>they're realizing that their popularity and significance as social figures is fading
>decide to occupy as much public space visible to the general eye as possible to maximize their publicity
>streets are packed to the brim with aids carrier forms
>when suddenly
>a glimmer of hope appears from the crowd
>a peacefully non-violent peaceful legally immigrated peace refugee emerges from the crowd
>refugee then proceeds to durka durk the Mohamed jihad
>uh oh faghettios
>everyone who isn't caught in the initial blast radius is covered with aids blood
>those who weren't treated immediately eventually contract the disease
>trump declares war on shitskin land
>it lasts for mere seconds
>the entire middle east turns to glass in the beautiful kiln of nuclear fire
>turns out the entire ordeal that set the war into motion was originally orchestrated by Majestic 12
>inject nanomachines, son
>augments vision
>puts on sunglasses at night
>set out to stop Bob Page
>mfw the Helios ending becomes reality
>we grow yet there is still much to be done
>many who live in Europe who must be shown the way
>for it is the dawning, of a new day
Digits confirm Trump creates best timeline for humanity.

Go back to bed, Simo. It's far past your bedtime. : /

Just here to be included in the screencap when the false flag happens.

>Trump is NOT the good guy, trust me
fucking dropped and saged
>tomorrow will be an MKUltra operation
MKUltra is a fucking mind control op not a false flag operation you retarded larper.

Thank God. This is glorious. The prophesied meme war is underway.

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Look up Esteban Santiago.

>>don't even bother asking for sources

Previously mentioned meme war.

Durka Durka could be on standby.

I'd love to but it's already 7am here

CAN CONFIRM

SECURED EXCLUSIVE PICS OF FALSE FLAG TERRORIST ACTORS

>Gets remembered as St. Patty's Day Massacre
Its called paddy's not patty's!!!!!!!!!

>tfw get to wear my Sup Forums edition maga hat tomorrow

false and homosexual

Let's talk about the important thing here. How to pour a Guinness properly. It all starts with the correct glass.
travelchannel.com/interests/food-and-drink/articles/pour-a-proper-guinness

this game was too ahead of its time

Wait St. Patrick day is a real holiday?

lemme just reroll 4 u right quick ok praise him

Blood for the blood god skulls for the frog

>St. Patty's
I'll show you a fucking massacre.

We don't get a day off or anything but there is a parade in most towns on the weekend or on the day itself like in NY I guess

they mkultra the ff perps