RISK 2.0

Risk Great War Part 3
1.The Christian Sons of India have finally unified their lands. Many breakthroughs have been made. People now poo in the loo in honor of the unification. India is now unified under the white man. And they nuked the most powerful nation in the word, effectively crippling it forever.
2. The Nords took some territory from the Scots. Will this war ever end?
3. Greece is in turmoil.

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Continue Pakistan Invasion.

Finish Germany

Kill the Swedes in Bulgaria, and cede my Greek lands to the Roaches. Spill into Hungary.

Once more into the breach. Once more. When ultimate victory is achieved and the tide of war is turned. Give them the penultimate embarrassment. make. them. wear. kilts.

Attack the Swiss if need be, to take Hungary.

Defend. Attack Portugal

finish algeria

Use this roll please.

Attack Greece

Take the western part of turkey from migrants and spill east into iran

CROSS POLISH TERRITORY DESTROING THEIR BONUS!
DO NOT STOP UNTIL THEY HAVE NO INDUSTRY, COMMERCE OR SUPPLIES!
THIS IS THE END OF THEIR TYRANNY IN EAST EUROPE!

I ceded my Greek lands to the roaches, so if you want Greece, you'll have to go to them.

FUCK and I had a 9 in the old thread...

Will you be able to help me with these hugboxing homos, my European brother?

Cool thx. I'll take it in the next turn

take yemen,spill oman

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I don't even have bonus, but at worst he denied plus 3, leaving you with 7. He has only +1 bonus, and is a very long way away from Russia bonus

Wait, not +7 remaining bonus for you, +9

ill help you if you help me with nord scum.

God has called me early. Gift my lands to my loyal christian ally Portugal.

Use my lands wisely brother, Indian slave regiments are yours to command.

Enact gods will. With this power you can bring peace on earth, under gods loving rule for eternity.

Amen and godspeed. You are now the mouthpiece of god.

I was just wondering if you could assist me once you get your bonus, because while the Russians aren't a major threat, I'd rather have him and others who attack me quickly taken care of.

You are almost kill, so no.

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Good. I was looking for a way to colonize you

I will do so.

This I actually believe.

Thank you my friend. Gods loving arms are about to embrace me. These are my last goodbyes.

In the afterlife, perhaps I will met some of you again.

Thank you for the colony, greatest ally.

Nord and brit are afk just mupdate without them.

The Great War Part 4
1. Russia invades Poland destroying their industries.
2. The Scots retake their homeland from the Nords in the Great Anglo-Nordic War
3. Trajan takes Greece but comes across his eternal enemy, the Kebabs
4. Spain and DAK duke it out in the deserts of Algeria.
5. The exodus of the Swedish migrants continue, still searching for their holy land of black cocks
6. India continues its expansion.
7. Germany is close to unifying its thousand year reich.

Shitposters unite

Quitceding is autism, this heavily tilts the game in favor of Portugal

OP what are you going to do about this?

Finish Germany, fill Denmark and spill Holland

Defend. Attack Portugal.

Quitceding is not allowed. If India decides to leave then his territory is up for grabs.

invade algeria
defend
invade morocco

Also OP I should have India as a colony due to India's quitcede.

Attack those fucking cis-gendered evil Abrahamic patriarchs Crusader wannabes (green). Make them feel the might of Swedish cock.

>no net loss because of based Bulgaria and Hungary
Fuck these goddamn Russians. Expel them from my Polish lands, attack his Baltic state, then spill into Russia.

Take all Blue land. Make them watch all of gilmore girl on repeat for 6 months.

UNITE!

Destroy Ukranian Industry and then head for germany and DESTROY it!
I hope my ally will assist me, LET'S GO!

fill oman

Fix your bonus. Russia took your Belarus and Lithuania bonus from you.

>quiteceding
also
>cede land to anyone who's doesn't border you
nice try nu-risk

You see that, you get no bonus from India!

I captured Bulgaria and Hungary, neutralizing the -4 bonus that was taken from me by Russia.

Attack Poland

You're not getting India.

Make sure to go through Iraq and into Saudi Arabia. Break their bonuses just like Big Atheist Swedish cock breaks their little Christian boipussies.

Fucked up link.
>phonefag, don't judge

This is getting out of hand. From now on beelines are not allowed.

spill the other 6 tiles into iran

): okay then

Jerusalem, can you nuke the far northernmost tip of India, the one tile that borders 3 other bonuses, just because he was a faggot and tried quitceding?
>I'll make you Honorary Aryans if you do so.

Do you think that you could help me out with Italy next turn? You'll have plenty of bonus from Germany, but I can only deal with one of the hugboxing fags at a time.

I'll give up greece to stop a war with trajan.

Spill east into iran

OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH

Also cede my clay in Iran to the roaches to speed up their acquisition.

>Ireland afk

>England afk

I've also got Russia to deal with if they did get into Germany.

>Nordgefags afk

Russia is focusing mostly on me right now, and my roll along with my sheer size should be enough to serve as a barrier between you two.

The Great War V
1. The Grand Exodus of the Swedish Migrants is finally over. Their journey complete. They have found the promised land of black cocks in the ruins of India.
2. Scotland finally made their great push against the Nords in their eternal struggle. Victory seems to be over the horizon.
3. The Thousand Year Reich is almost complete in its unification
4. Trajan invades Poland, his legionnaires marched across Greece and the Balkans
5 Algeria and Portugal continue their desert war, locked in a bloody stalemate in the sands of Algeria.

>rest of the world @killingeachother.
>Scottish Independence secured.
>Victory over Fake New complete.

Defend. Attack Portugal.

Finish Germany and fill Denmark and spill into Holland

fill iran

Keep attacking the Russians.

WHAT THE FUCK OP I ASKED YOU TO ATTACK GREEN, NOT INDIA.

Meh whatever, fill up the Caucasus first, then Pakistan, then India.

Continue attacking Poland

FOCUS ON PUSHING AGAINS'T GERMANY!
DO NOT BACK DOWN!
FIGHT UNTIL THE END!

Also cede my territories in Iran to Roaches.

Take the last of the Nordge hovels. Lobotomize them. Once complete cede all non scottish lands to sweden as promised.

Spill into Iran already

DAMN!
You should've atackerd germany to keep them away from the bônus m8, now we're fucked.

BTFO orange out of Algeria
spill morocco

In the future, try not to:
A: Be a hugboxing homo.
B. Pick a fight with one of the largest empire when you lack a bonus.

updating bonus to +2

Add in your bonuses or I won't count them.

>hugboxing homo
What's that even...

I had no choice tho, you wouldn't sign a fucking NAP, i know what you wanted to do and i couldn't afford it.

Hugboxing is when 2 people take a single enemy from seperate sides.

You have no bonus since last turn.

So... Strategy?

I'm playing two risks.

PORTUGAL IS UP FOR GRABS

>attacks powerful enemy with barely a bonus
>gets BTFO
>strategy

It's time for you to come home. I have driven the scum out. You won your homeland and you didnt even have to fight. And I dont get so much as a thank you. typical.

My war is with the polish, unfortunately

Risk Great War
1. The Desert War continues
2. The Scots storm through Nordic lands, salting the fields, raping the women, and burning villages all while playing the bagpipes
3. Trajan makes substantial gains in his march against the Polish empire. Two titanic empires are now locked in a struggle for supremacy.
4. Russia has no means of fighting the might of the Hussars and is making a strategic retreat.

Your war is with the Germans as well, as much as the Russian war with me is yours.

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map plz

Do you really think we Swedes want to come home, to a war-torn Sweden that is damp, dreary and rainy when we have found the Promised Land of Brown and Black Cock with sunshine all year round here in Asia? Nay, we will never return home. You can keep it.

This is the last time I'll remind you. Add in your bonuses or it won't be counted.

Attack emperor in Italy.

Invade Iraq and arabian peninsula

Death to Christcucks and K I K E S

Finish Norwegen lands spill Germany. Cede Sweden back to sweden.

Expel the Italians from my Balkan land, spill into Romania.