Pol saved me $1500

-1 hour ago
-Went to gas station for snacks and morning -redbull
-Took wallet out to pay, had $1500 cash in it (dumb i know)
-Only other person in store is mexican
-Mexican is behind me as I pay
-Put wallet back into side jacket pocket
-Go to car
-See mexican walking to his car
-Wallet is missing
-2 options
1. Go back into store see if I dropped it
2. Purse Mexican in car chase
-Didn't know what to do
-Asked what would POL do?
-I chased the Mexican and called the police
-White cop showed up (thank god)
-Mexican had my wallet
-Thanks POL!

Got any proof? Nice meme arrows.

>fake and gay

>not greentext
>faked
try next time user

how did the officer know it was your imaginary wallet?

>Meme arrows

ID you fuck. How stupid are you.

See, this leaf knows how to use those meme arrows

Lucky son of a bitch

wat

You shouldn't walk around with that much in the future.

>being this new
>a fucking leaf

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Sounds like bullshit.

Even a retarded spic knows all he has to say is, "I don't even know this motherfucker" and the cop can't search his car.

>didn't even shoot the border hopper
>Didn't call ICE instead of the Police

what the fuck kind of murrican burger are you ur a disgrace.

>at work
>calling client, leaving a message
>read this and start laughing
>trying not to laughing
>sounded retarded

t-thanks /pol

hopefully he gets deported too. LMFAO europoors dont know what it's like to deport criminals instead they give them 12 hours community service hahahhaaa ( that'll teach em europoors!)

well, I'm brown and I have to put up with a lot of shit from white ppl. Not saying all are racists, but it sucks being brown some times.

underage confirmed

this is the only acceptavle country outside the US

>Are you racist?
>If you answered yes, you're racist

fuck you

>getting pickpocketed by a fucking spic
You might be retarded since he'd have to have bumped into you to get at your jacket pocket. Around spics, never take risks.

That was kinda shite but you get the idea.

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you've got a black hand Lol!

that's the hand of your average Scandinavian. I'm white as can be basically

so you're cursing me because I've dark skin?

>shit that never happened
>op is just some kid who came here from the hwndu happenings trying to be edgy

Red bull is so bad for you, just drink water or have a coffee. You are cranking the fuck out of your body in the morning. Have an apple/croissant and some water in the morning, will fill you up more and give you more energy

If i could cast a curse u would return to wherever youre great grandparents are from

whats worse about it than drinking a few cups of coffee??

>a few cups

Use ancient runes to curse the coons.

So much sugar and chemicals hijacking your blood pressure in the morning. You mong, sugar makes you fat and you get a crash and craving after drinking red bull

coffe is physically good for you dipshit

is this curse gonna make white?

im talking about coffee,

you can buy gas nasks in amazin tii

why do you carry around so much money? i always keep my money in a highly secured einsteinum-reinforced vault, a better question is that why don't you give me your money for me to take care of, goy....

too sorry why it said till you nigger

>"what would Sup Forums do?"

Top kek

What do you mean? I am only saying red bull is bad for you

So's water, but not if you get dumped in the middle of the Pacific.

On terms of averages, sure.

whats "bad" about it?

U can buy gasmasks on amazon too

You fucking nonce I already told you

Lol. Sup Forums is too racist lately

this

he didnt even pull his gun out and fire 6 rounds into the mexicans bean tank. After it explodes pull him to the curb and stomp. Then shake until loot falls out.

>buy a car
>need car insurance
>ask Sup Forums where to get car insurance
>Sup Forums says progressive
>get progressive
>save $1500 on car insurance
>tl;dr Sup Forums saved me $1500 on my car insurance

Thank you Sup Forums and thank you Progressivism.

Front pocket wallet solves nigger and spic prob

>What would Sup Forums do?
Gee what would white guys who post online do in this situation

>Sup Forums
>white

>corrected

The last people to have a black hand started world war 1

lol. I've a brown hand

fuck you I drink red bull all the time and I'm in great shape. Congrats in being shilled by the soda companies that don't like energy drinks though, you're a top tier goy!`

Are you by any chance a Roach

Around wetbacks, never relax.

thats a legit comparison.

You faggot I only drink water and coffee we drink to get hydrated

Maybe if you were in a brown country.....
Ya think?

Don't blame your hosts for allowing you to come there, they sure as hell didn't make you

what's a roach?

GOOOOO BACK MOFO

>public
>transport

here you mean mexico? :D

mofo?

you dont drink tea or whatever ut us yiu jraut fags drink?

An imaginary ID for an imaginary wallet?

motherfucker......... dont worry about it just go back to gambia please (I know you're 90% fucking with me but if you're really a nig goooooooo back!)

No but you are clearly uneducated about how bad sugar water is for you, are all Americans wilfully this ignorant about their diet?

you've got the gym fags everybody else yes

lol. I do have brown skin.

>has 1500 dollars cash in wallet
>doesn't keep a hand on his wallet when a skeevy mexican is right behind him

>he can't choose to redo the message with a prompt at the end.

I'm a Scandinavian American in mexico, so I know exactly what I'm talking about.

when i first read this i had no idea what you were talking about. then i checked OP's ID and saw 69 in it. i spent the next 5 minutes trying to figure out what a sex joke had to do with anything

maybe go being brown in your own country then so you can feel at ease with other brown people

what gen are you bro?

they are aware but they don't care. At best most middle age Americans think they'll do the recent meme diet like P90X or "orange theory"" and they'll come into shape. It's sad I wish american women looked like those Eastern europen women who dont weigh 350 pounds...... the fat fuck 400 pound mexican illlegal immigrants don't help. Mexico is the onlycountry worse than US in obesity

wat

>see a pack of niggers coming up on the side walk
>switch to the other side of the road just in case
>pepe descends down from the heavens and tells me that i just saved myself from getting robbed

Thanks Sup Forums

I actually woke up yesterday night because I was working night shift. I'm not going to wake up in the morning for a few more days, barring the off chance that I wake up in the middle of my sleep to take a slash.

he thinks caffeine is chock full of toxins or something, You probably know better than me but coffee ends up being healthy right? q

>things that didn't happen for 500
Sage

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whats a slash? Sounds like something a tweaker would say here (pic unrelated)

A piss.

>Auscuck education