>be American
>woken up by homeless people choking each other to death in the street
>look out window and laugh
>use app to place bet on winner
>win 15 dollars
>enough for one whole gallon of milk, oh boy
>leave run-down apartment at 5:40 AM to get to job at Starbucks
>don't be late, it's a free country
>300,000 dollars in debt with electrical engineering degree, but no jobs
>think about this as you wait a half hour for the bus to arrive
>delayed because of people shooting each other over food and drugs
>Get to work at 8:03 because traffic is bumper to bumper because two bridges collapsed
>YOU'RE LATE PLEB
>pay docked
>oh ok
>spend 18 hours making quintuple venti double caramel half caf mokaccinofrappes
>boss docks your pay for another two weeks for not smiling
>oh ok
>look for jobs on linkedin
>no jobs whatsoever doing anything
>all jobs shipped to pajeet and pablo so they can pay them less
>go home and enjoy freedom
>open up an ice cold coke
>the bank repossesses your coke
>you say "hey wait a minute" and a cop immediately tears you apart with a .50cal machine gun for resisting
>yankee doodle dandy plays
>god I love this country
>best in the universe
>everybody claps
Be American
god i love this country
o7
Is it true Americans clap in Cinemas after the movie is done?
I'd lick that booty dry. slurp up that asshole pudding and smell that putrid asshole aroma.
we are infact the highest GDP country in the world yes
GDP =/= prosperity
It depends on what movie but yeah it's fucking retarded. They clap when the plane lands and when someone drops plates or a glass at a restaurant as well.
What about when the daily shooting happens? Sorry, when the Daily Freedom happens.
thiccccc
Who wants to bet thats a feminist
Depends on where you're from. In Cali or the midwest? Sure. In Jersey? Fuck no.
> Be Australian
> Apprenticeship
> Profit
We fire our guns into the sky to show our love for this country. Of course this leads to some unintended hits but It's ok, it just leads to more joyous gunfire into the sky.
They do this in Russia too. Happened every time I've been on Aeroflot.
Daily shooting? There's like 18 every day in Chicago alone. Diversity is our strength, famalam
I rarely hear people clap here when plates drop in a resturaunt, but people will "Whooooo" it up.
Some people do if they really like the movie last month I was watching a movie and half of the clapped at the end so it depends.
>>be American
>>woken up by niggers choking each other to death in the street
>>look out window and laugh
>>use app to place bet on winner
>>win 15 dollars
>>enough for one whole gallon of freedom
>>leave your mom's apartment at 4:20 pm to get to job at meme factory
>>don't be late, it's a free country
,000 dollars in debt with electrical engineering degree, but no jobs
>>think about this as you own your own car because we you can do that in first world countries
>>delayed because of niggers shooting each other over food and drugs
>>Get to work at 8:03 because traffic is bumper to bumper because two bridges collapsed
>>YOU'RE LATE PLEB
>>gay docked
>>oh ok
>>spend 18 hours making MOAR MEMES
>>boss docks with you for another two weeks for not smiling
>>oh ok
>>look for jobs on linkedin
>>no jobs whatsoever doing anything
>>all jobs shipped to poo and bean so they can pay them less
>>go home and enjoy freedom
>>open up an ice cold corpse
>>the bank repossesses your cocaine
>>you say "hey wait a minute" and a cop immediately tears you apart with a .50cal machine gun for resisting
>>yankee doodle dandy plays
>>god I love this country
>>best in the universe
>>everybody claps
Amerifats
>be German
>woken up by naked hippies dancing in the rain
>look out window and puke
>use app to call police on them
>get fined 150€ for useless police call
>can't afford gas tomorrow, oh boy
>leave apartment at 5:40 AM to get to job at McDonalds
>no debt because state paid for your social sciences degree, but no jobs
>think about this as you drive with your new VW you bought from student loans that you don't need to pay back
>get stuck in traffic because police checks cars for illegal food and drugs
>get to work at 7:53 because they recently fixed that bridge
>YOU'RE STILL NOT EARLY ENOUGH PLEB
>sue him for screaming at you
>spend 8 hours and 12 minutes making some american burger you can't even pronounce correctly
>sue boss again for not paying you the 12 minutes overtime
>look for jobs in the newspaper
>too many jobs requiring too much work experience
>not even pajeet and pablo want to come here so you have to do their work too
>go home and enjoy socialism
>open up a piss warm beer
>the bank repossesses your third car because you forgot to pay for TV license even though you don't have a TV
>you say "hey wait a minute" and the bank gets immediately torn apart with legal actions
>national anthem plays
>god i hate this country
>still better than poland
>smile
>get sued for smiling while a child is present
>be american
>get shot
Usually if the kill count is over 6.
Pennsylvania fag here.
Yes. I thought it was a meme. It surprised me when they broke out clapping.
Fucking Americlaps.
I shook my head in disbelief and left like a normal person. Who are you clapping for, the protectionist who did his job? The jews few Jewish us $30 to see trash propaganda?
This was a few years ago. Can't even remember the movie. Nothing worthwhile.
>my mind is full of fuck over it still.
>be British
>wake up at sunrise to the salat al-fajr blaring through ever speaker in London
>wave at the CCTV camera while I'm taking a shower
>eat some shakshuka for breakfast because my wife's son says breakfast needs to be more diverse
>there's a letter in the transom saying I must pay my TV license because indoctrination isn't free
>take the underground to work and get blown up by an innocent refugee
>wake up in the hospital getting free healthcare
>wave to the CCTV camera by my hospital bed
>hospital food is harira and fried grasshoppers since it's halal
>get a notice I have to pay for my email license
>realize I've been circumcised while I was unconscious, Dr. Patel says it's' more sanitary this way
>Sharia Police runs into my room and demands to know why my wife's son isn't wearing a head scarf
>try to mansplain that he's a boy
>my wife's son says he doesn't identify that way anymore
>Sharia Police kill everyone in the room
>my beheaded body is paraded through the streets while everyone chants "fuck white people!"
>the Guardian and Telegraph says they're worried about my public execution because it might cause Islamaphobia
>be buried in Highgate cemetary
>my bones are being monitored by CCTV
>have to renew my burial license next month
>doesn't mention how many foreigners are in the u.s, which is what makes it shitty
op butthurt foreign race who votes for burney sandels
>o7
are you challenging me to honorable combat?