Why are men so insecure about the size of their penis that they blame all of their sexual inadequacies on women...

why are men so insecure about the size of their penis that they blame all of their sexual inadequacies on women themselves? sorry dude, a small dick not being able to fill a woman up doesn't mean she has a loose vagina, it just means you're small.

As long as I cum I literally give 0 shits about how (((satisfying))) it was for the girl

That's her responsibility

as expected from an australian

t-thanks

Sorry gal, a fat pig with small titties won't ever satisfy real men. Don't ever expect huge dick if you aren't fit without any fat with D-cup breast and you won't ever complain doing work in the kitchen. We just consider those girls who can't take of themselves and our home a lazy fucks who don't deserve anything

>tfw trying to do traditional marriage
>tfw I gave at least 5 girls erper on kik with my fetish that are willing to be my sex slave irl since
>Tfw manlet fatty and have a small dick, maybe 5 inch?

I hate it when I'm trying to exercise and my dick shrinks to my fat pad so it's awkward for me to stretch out my dick with my hairs kinda attached to it, I can't explain it although the Jews got me when I was born.....

>tfw 7 inches

So close and yet so far

Thevisualizer.net has cured me of my small-dick mentality. Apparently I have been quite big the whole time but online media/porn convinced me I was sufferring. Nope. Im a stud.

i hear ya

losing weight atm, feels good man

>going to circumcising smeg holes for psychology and their opinions on dicks or men
Length>girth and they have no spatial-awareness anyways

>no spatial-awareness meme
t. dicklet

It is because we have been taught to forsake love and all higher emotions in favor of bestial self satisfaction and wonder why beastly cultures are having their way with ours

>doesn't mean she has a loose vagina
Shag her up the arse then, mini-dick.

>the leaf returns fucking six months later and posts the exact same shitty old bait
get a fucking life syrupniggger

I literally actually am over 7'5 inch. No one believes me. What the fuck does this matter? It doesn't get you laid, at best it might keep her around.

politics? no.
sage and kill yourself. your need to be range banned.

Muh girth. If everything they say is lies. And I mean everything. Then I also know even looking at ourselves makes us smaller. But that all this means I can't be a dicklet. I just said length>girth. Who believes that? Not many. So they can't have their cake and eat it too. Oh look at me I peed oh look at me it's self cleaning viruses

He's right. And every women I've met would take a microdick over a 8+ incher. Now go and suck a dog.

Where is that chart from years ago where every time someone posted it the "ideal" penis size kept going more and more to the right, until it was off the chart entirely

A FUCKING LEAF

I have a slightly below average penis size (5 in), but I am above average height (5'7''), I have noticed women care way more about a man's height than they do penis size.

Nice bullshit retard.

I have an 8 inch penis and if I'm not careful I sometimes bump my gf's cervix and it apparently hurts like a motherfucker.

That's until you fuck em and they're unsatisfied by your tiny peen.

>responding to sub-80 IQ leafbait
Tisk tisk

I'm determined to lose weight, I lost 30 pounds 3 years ago, but gained like 28 pounds back, all this long distance relationship I been in, cheating really caught me up with my weight and now it sucks that my hard work and dedication is now gone, doctor says that 180 is good for me being a manlet 5"6, 150-170 is perfect. It's easy but I just feel shitty that I used to be 181 3 years ago, but I'm not giving up, my aunt got me a Fitbit charge 2 so I have been recording calories, walking at Mission bay (live in San Diego) or around my neighborhood block.

Why all the people complaining about dick sizes are insecure dicklets and bitches that have been passed around more than a joint at a party?

Girls are flat out of luck if they go looking for 9 inch dicks, that's probably 1-2% of guys.

Why are women so insecure about every aspect of their life?

>Wear makeup because they're insecure about their looks
>Wear expensive clothes because they're insecure about their social standing
>Bitch about their friends behind their backs because they're insecure about their friends stealing a man from them
>Wear push up bras and corset style underclothes because they're insecure about their bodies
>Only make friends with men who are gay because they are insecure about said friend getting a woman and abandoning them
>Play the inequality card because they're insecure at their jobs

Christ women are a MESS

It does, and no women likes it. Bigger is not always better.

you forgot to edit the bar on the ruler too

8.5 inches bone pressed here. never met a woman who didnt worship it

But more importantly than length you have to pass the dollar bill test. if the dollar bill touches when wrapped around your dick, then you fail

the vast majority of women love big cocks

which is thirty-five million, that's a lot of 9 inch cocks

Wait, what ? 5"7 is above average in burgerlandia ??
Also op: dick size really doesn't matter that much when u are 5-6+ inches cause you can satisfy women with whole lot of more moves than just penetration. I used to give hella good sex to women (according to them) until I stopped caring about what women want.

that's for the girth

>ideal penis size for women
Women shouldn't have penises!

no, 6 feet is above average though.

its like you never went to a bar or something, all you have to do is tell some slut that you're hung and 9/10 you'll end up getting lucky

I believe ya mate, 7 seems standard here. 19cm and bottoming out is fucking horrid.

Length just looks attractive to women, but dont need more than 7.5 inches of length.
The important thing is that you pass the dollar bill test

Length is impressive to women because it implies you are probably more thick
if i show a woman a picture of my dick measured at 8.5 inches she is going to know i'm pretty damn thick to, and that's what she wants

I have a 6" cock and the first few times I had sex with my girlfriend she literally said it is too large and it is tearing her apart.
So here is to that, you virgin fuckboi.

>7 seems standard here

so if an australian woman sees my weewee she will laugh?

>9 inches
giga-roastie detected

>Wait, what ? 5"7 is above average in burgerlandia ??
No that is manlet status.

> muh dik

Before i realized i was 8.5 inches from kegeling and losing weight, i realized that you have to be at least measured at 8 inches before dick pics get you laid

call me a leaf all you want though guys

THIS

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>9 inches
>perfect
I'm 7 and nearly every girl I've been with said I'm huge and half couldn't take it all without discomfort.

How many years have you been posting this bullshit now?