Legit mentally ill?
>friend knew her growing up
>said she was always quiet
>didn't expect her ever to be a comedian
>she was relatively normal
>then started frequenting California
>snapped
Is this true?
Legit mentally ill?
>friend knew her growing up
>said she was always quiet
>didn't expect her ever to be a comedian
>she was relatively normal
>then started frequenting California
>snapped
Is this true?
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She was legitimatly fu NY prior to going full SJW, and now that she's in that camps you has to toe the line lest they turn on her.
>friend knew her growing up
>said she was always quiet
source?
i do not like her a bit. and she is not funny, how the fuck is she a comedian?
and hearing about the massive fail of her 'speeshal' was kek.
I'm not doxxing my friend (who is sen schumers daughter and back from a honey moon after working on the clinton/kaine campaign as tim kaines senior financial advisor after working at the Robin Hood foundation)
No, she's just a filthy kike with some connections.
Well can you tell us any more about Schumers childhood and the nature of her transition?
What was the "snap" like?
Great filename.
Think of an edgy teenager who wanted to get back at her parents
>kind of like that
But she started hanging around wth uncle chuck more. That's when it started, like a few months after one of schumers campaigns she was visibly different. Not physically but like her eyes. She wasn't observing anymore so much but rather looking for things to make fun of.
>friend stuck around for a few shows
which were just rants that were decently funny but then she struck a deal with her uncle to become famous and I lost touch with her and her cousin
Her job is being an attention whore and she has an unhealthy fixation on her own genitals
Sounds like mental illness to me
Can't you faggots take all your Amy threads to Sup Forums or something? Holy fuck. Takes a monumental moron to equate Ms. piggyface to politics.
What about chuck schumer
yeah she's ethnically a jew.
so basically youre shit posting.
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Yes. He is political. Without kikes like him, the Republican party wouldn't look so good.
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There's no cure for being a kike
Def. mentally ill. She's related to Chuck Schumer.
Every joke is always about her being a slut.
Louder w/ Crowder reviewing it:
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youre on 4chin baby everybody is autistic here.
God I still love this photo. Everything is perfect. The way that daring strapless tube of stretch fabric is pulled down by the sheer weight of those massive cow tits, revealing veritable real estate of hulk-like shoulders. The way those massive pillar-like legs put crushing weight on those hooves, which overpronate in those sporty-ish sneakers, comically contrasting with her appearance like clown's shoes on an undertaker. The way her head tilts slightly upward, as if to express how sluggish and pained her every moment is. Those ham cheeks dragging down her face, leaving only a small beak-like mouth, as a cruel mochery of the amount of food which she must consume. The sunglasses and cap, as if she really thought she could go unnoticed, like a small blue camouflage net sloppily thrown over an aircraft carrier. Those catcher-mitt hands, clutching a greasy phone and a bouquet of napkins, cheekily hiding from sight whatever fatty snack she is eating right now. The way she casually hold that food, as if it's second nature to ingest fast food, like breathing and blinking with your eyes. And, best of all, the contraposto posture, conveying in a way not even Michelangelo could, motion in a still work of art. You can see the pained, sluggish motion like a sentient drop of tar, just dragging itself through an urban environment.
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I had a friend that tried California.
She was never the same after that...
She died her hair pink
Got piercings in weird areas
Started mumbling things about hate speech and patriarchy and some guy she must've met there, "Carl Marks" or something?
She ended up spending all her time on the tumblr and overdosing on pot while wathing interracial lesbian porn.
Kids, don't do California.
Not even once.
I'm so sorry for your loss, user
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just put schumer's face on this
Her mouth is so fucking small.
Am i the only one who doesnt give a shit about Schumer but does get triggered by her abnormally small mouth?
You can almost plot-trace her craziness increasing inverse to her funniness as a function of time. I used to listen to her on the Opie and Anthony radio show, where she was a frequent guest-host. She was legitimately funny. She made jokes other than about sex, women shit, and lefty politics, and had quick wit. I don't see any of that now. It's a shame, I had high hopes for her
You're correct about her having a tiny mouth but why are you triggerd by something like that?
plenty of comedians are antisocial
she has a career because a) she sucked Anthony Jeselnik's dick and b) she's related to a senator
Isn't she some jewish cunts family?
Absolutely, she has horrible self esteem. I took one for the team and watched the special. There were a lot of jokes about guys treating her horribly (and she lets them) and how she is ugly/fat/a wreck. She admitted she does no work in bed and that she woke up out of a black out with a guy giving her head. Clearly she has some very serious issues.
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obviously because of autism
Ok then.
>I'm not doxxing my friend but heres all of her dox that any retard can use to find out exactly who I'm talking about
How is Jessica these days? I thought her and Michael Shapiro got married April 17 of last year, why so long for a honeymoon? Hope she has a bright future!
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What a beautiful post. Brought a tear to my eye.