Dear Swedes, I have a question. A serious one

Dear Swedes, I have a question. A serious one.

Some time ago I went to Denmark. I had a ton of fun in Denmark, the Danish are total bros. The people I met spoke overwhelmingly negative of Sweden and its inhabitants. I assumed it was because of a rivalry. Some time later I went to Finland for an extended stay. The Finns too are wonderful. It goes without saying that they're not a fan of you either. Not really having consistently met any Swedes at that stage, I assumed you lot were just very contentious up there.

Having met the odd Swede more consistently recently, I see their point. You have absolutely terrible personalities. Hyper introvert, often incredibly elitist about the university you attend (which is strange seeing you only have Upsala and Lund barely scraping the top 100) and completely unapproachable about anything save for your virtuous political views.

Why are you such a sorry, irritating bunch?

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>toothpaste

Brush well, brush often!

Sweden is a country of socially retarded people. We are very lonely here.

Here have a song.

youtube.com/watch?v=dL6-qJr5t90

>We are very lonely here.

Is that why you invite brown people?

Yh, half the swedes i meet are like this too, its awful. They cant stop talking about how rich and prestigious they are even though they're country is getting ass fucked by mudslimes and refugees. I know Britain has a bad Muslim problem but at least here the people recognise it and id say its a majority ((a silent one at that) except for the lower classes))

a country of cucks, ruled by women. doomed

Swedes that go to foreign places a lot is probably a lot of millennials.

There are a lot of nice Swedes but you mostly find them in Sweden.

Are swedes Europeans Canadian?

I have been considering taking in some mexican or assorted people in need from africa to get someone to hang out with. But it might not be a great idea and also bothersome at times.

Their women are the absolute worst, they just start lecturing people about the most pointless shit. I get the feeling that there's a massive disconnect about how they see themselves and how the rest of the world sees them.

There is a correlation there, I've found some Canadians to be equally obnoxious. Perhaps the colder liberal you get, the more you hate people.

like literally a slave mail friend?

They claim to hate us but at the end of the night they're still there to suck our dicks

I don't hate you, in fact I think you did relatively well as a minor European state. I just want to know why your personalities are so rotten, as I said Denmark and Finland appear to be unaffected.

> Krijkt kranker kronkt zookt neekt krija njekjt irjiojg smoek weed every tagen, fuck hvid people and fuck gert wildeers

>irrelevant man is mad a country has a personality and culture

Swedes are delusional

Maybe I'd try to get some Afrikanders who are getting genocided over. They will probably not steal anything and also be grateful for help.

What makes you say that? Netherlands outperforms you on all counts, except population growth.

not an argument

>humanitarian superpower

lol kudos to whomever made that

let's be together :3

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This would be a great meme if it weren't for the fact that Sweden is the most liked and popular country in the entire fucking world. Suck it fatass

>mad a country has a personality and culture

I thought the reason you're becoming multicultural was because you have no personality and culture of your own

You can just see the endless rejection on their faces lol. I think we're breeding a sort of underclass in this country, perhaps something along the lines of Morlocks from The Time Machine.

A lot of Swedes actually believe that! It's remarkable.

It's true toothpaste. You barely made 10th place. Check for yourself

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Okay so you derive such incredible self worth from your RepTrak® score? I'll take GDP/HDI scores preferably.

Swedes have this wierd combination of being incredibly introvert and awkward compared to other countries. We also have a huge superiority complex and are obsessed with virtue signaling, a result of decades of socialist brainwashing that our country is an invincible utopia without problems and that every other country envies and adores us. But then again, that description mostly fits city people. Rural Swedes are even more introvert but less obnoxious, just much more friendly in general but also don't take any shit.

Useful, thanks!

why are all the sweeds i meet in canada really tall and awkward and all seriously hardcore into video games? is it like this in the homeland?

How long now until Sweden is a third world country? Twenty years?

how do I get myself a tall swedish gf? should I tell her I am muslim or what?

I kinda get the feeling that we get to politics fast is because its pretty much what sweden is now. Some kind of rethorical proving ground.

Yes. It's really grim but I suppose they're doing it to themselves.

Nah Sweden is shit, we're running on fumes m8, if you have something invested in Sweden withdraw now.

>Should I tell her I'm muslim
You will be soon enough Ruslan :^)
stormfront.org/forum/t1027859/

I would accept a 50% wealth drop for a 10% white population share increase, nobodie envies you you fucking imbecile the President of America used your socialist shithole as an example of a failing state just a few days ago

and to think you produced Carnage. Maybe there were some badasses left in Sweden in the 90s.

If I could easily move and had the money I would do it in a heartbeat. Enterprising in Sweden is DEAD, it's close to impossible to get rich here if you're not mad lucky. Zerg horde is growing, Swedes are super expensive to hire because of our taxes and it's doubtful if we are even worth it. Sweden sucks balls right now, not even joking, not a danish, not a muslim just fuckiing depressed and devastated that it's completely ruined. Sweden is a padded jail cell with free ambulance rides

If it wasn't for their insane views on feminism and immigration, I'd love them, overall fun and nice people. What on earth happened to make you hate your own country/culture so much?

2 examples of weird situations I've found myself in (amongst several):

1. Gypsy trying to rob friend 1, friend 2 hits/push said gypsy and tells her to fuck off, literally with her hands in friend 1's pocket, grabbing his phone.
Swedish girl sees this and goes nuts, giving him a lecture of his racist ways..

2. At work, jokingly telling an Afghan co-worker how they are taking over the country. The entire room of about 10 people goes silent(Swedish slave banana peelers) one mutters "That's racist user..." the rest nods with worried looks. This all while said co-worker is laughing at the joke. I made the same joke about Swedes a week later, they all laughed..

stupid taxpaying cucks, like literally we are wagecucks for real, and if you point this out they will go like "omg why won't you support us you are a parasite, please pay jamal you fucking racist"

FUCKIT ALL

Not anymore though.

I'm not going to say it's Jewish brainwashing, but it's Jewish brainwashing

DO NOT drink the tap water

I think we're pretty alike the other scandis. Denmark aside because they are part of mainland Europe. Universities are filled with numales and feminist SJW's, just like anyother uni in the world. And most of the traveling swedish people, like backpackers and stuff, are pretty PC , from my experience. But there's no like middle ground here. Either they are full on, castrate white men, or KILL THE ARRABBBBBSS. Luckily i got my circle of friends who are pretty redpilled, but not in a WT way.

And denmark and finland are super butthurt about sweden. So you can take what they say with a grain of salt. Even though we can be pretty pretentious.

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Because Sweden is full of cucks

It's all because Swedish men have been extremely cucked by Swedish women
It's hilarious really
Just watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=L5ETiMA8OQw

i got a job for any swede that got time

you must know people say swedish language sounds faggy, so what i m asking you to do is to study your language, find least faggy sounding options for use, at least to use them yourself personally. nobody takes you seriously with the language of yours. even mold words, to remove the FAGGOT from it

>perhaps something along the lines of Morlocks from The Time Machine.

That is both a fitting, and nice, reference.

Everything sounds faggy to you guys

I can just feel the Danish guy's suffering, it's like fighting ballistic jelly.

>when satire goes too far

classic

this is accurate. most Swedes actually dont realize that the world is laughing.

>tfw 192cm
>tfw awkward
>tfw seriously hardcore into video games

I mean it's really shit here, but this is tv that purposefully picked the most cucked swedes available.

Where would you move to fellow Swede? i´ve also been thinking about it.

I think we just have a very long ptsd from losing our former empires and shit. And now wrecking shit and being an asshole isn't allowed anymore so instead we try to become the "humanitarian superpower", Swedes have no chill because we autistically want to be the best in everything even if it means being the best cucks.

Normal small town folks are not like that. I know exactly what those danes and finns spoke about, and i'm really ashamed knowing that they think that about us.

Anywhere that has saner taxes. So much fucking money just evaporates in taxes here it's not even funny anymore.
I think almost any decent european country will be better and have more attractive markets.

Why does he looks like scrooge mcduck?

>caring what others think of you
You think America got to where it is by worrying what the Sudans of the world think about us? No, we don't care. We rock, flag, and eagle, and then bomb Arabs because we're fucking in, and you faggots are fucking out.

i feel you, but i wouldnt mind the taxes that much if i knew that the money was going to the right places.

Norwegians are extremely introverted too but they manage to do it without coming off like massive cunts.

Swedes are just bad eggs.

I dont give 2 shits what americans thinks about us. I only care about scandinavia/north. Found those wmds yet? Stupid fucks trusting the government

Well they don't. I think we can have the nice things and cut the overall tax well with atleast 10%. But yeah if we're gonna have hand grenade ghettos the taxes are just gonna rise and rise until the government will SEIZE assets to keep this steamboat huffing along. I'm fully convinced they will propose seizing assets pretty soon if shit don't change.

Lets be honest for once. Swedes are:
>purest aryan genes
>intelligent
>hard working
>kind
>Completely destroyed for generations with socialist propaganda and cultural experiments.

We're genetically engineered and hyper obedience trained wagecucks

Yeah, we made up a story about WMDs to kill some arabs. What are you doing for the world?

>i don't give 2 shits what americans think about us
Good. That's the right attitude if you want to tear shit up in this world. Volksgemeinschaft attitude right there.

i agree, we could have the worlds best healthcare, the cleanest cities and the best education in the world. and still cut the taxes with ATLEAST 10% if we were to prioritize.

And 911 was manufactered by american jews. Great job messing up the middle east, pissing of all arabs. Now europe has to suffer for what you fat niggers did.

The main problem with Sweden is that there are a lot of multiculturalist drones. Elitism is a given with this crowd. They look down on everyone who doesn't share their multiculturalist delusions. A country run by cultists. Other than that and Muhammeds and Mamadous, it's a pretty damn great country.

Shut up jew!

This thread makes me really sad. Same here :'(

You got to where you were by being impossible to invade due to the massive sea-wall.
If Hitler had interest in invading you, prior to 1940, Germany could have taken you out with 6-7 divisions and there would be nothing you could do.
I so fucking wish you americans would experience a modern war on your home-soil.

Did she really say that?

pretty accurate, we could have been great. im thinking about visiting Suomi, how do you guys treat Swedes, and how do we communicate, English or Swedish?

>muh aryan genes
swedish (all nordic actually) women are not very beautiful. and they're very uneducated. no wonder they're dating nignogs

Its especially true in the case of Germany, sadly. 4th Reich when?

This is absolutely false. Swedes are the best Scandinavians

Norwegians are the worst, Danes are a lot better, but still not as good as Swedes.

Never met a finn so I can't comment, but they seem pretty good from what I've seen on Sup Forums.

The sad thing is that I don't actually think this has dawned upon a lot of people. Like nobody has ever asked "Is this the best we can have?"

This is fake you retard. You even linked a HDI page yourself and we are gaining. How can you be this dumb?

I was just larping guys. Half of my quotes I took from famous american tv shows/movies and tweaked them. Napoleon Dynamite, Always Sunny, and Eastbound and Down.

I know we fucked up the middle east, but you guys still could stop bringing africans to your shores.

Honestly,you're not wrong. It's criminal what your government has done to your people.

On a positive note, the fact that so many Swedes still have a smug sense of superiority is actually a good sign. It means the globalists attempts to strip your people of national identity so they can form a singular EU government is failing.

>Aryan = all women looks like models
>not how it works

It's a combination of things, loss of identity (so clinging onto social status), confusion and denial (that their country is undergoing slow invasion), oppression (of thought, that they can't speak out because feminists are in power).

They're a royally cucked people, and it's brought about by rampant beta-males and feminism, apologetic and soft nature, and being too polite and forgiving (Canada, here's looking at you).

Fix your shit Sweden, we love you and want what's best for your people (natives come first, really, they do, Muslims turn to Mecca 5 times per day, where do you think their allegiance lies?).

You are fucking beyond retarded. Even if Hitler had modern weapons, 7 divisions could never take the states.

Also
>war with mexico

Probably they're grumpy because they get raped all the time?

yer wot?

Says the yank

Finnish men are ugly as hell. Thats why a large part of the population has a finnish mother here. Never met a swede with a finnish dad

Depends on how pissed people get about Erdogan and his army of roaches here. But to be honest I have lost any hope. People are just too cucked and fall for every meme.

thats not even close to being true anymore.

Because we don't like happy horse shit faggit.

The test was done in the end of 2016.

Swedes are some of the least cucked Europeans of all.

Sure, 60% of them are cucks, but there is a strong 40% that remains. In the UK everyone is a cuck.

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Go back to crumpets and tea, dearie. The non-poverty stricken countries are talking.