Wake up

>wake up
>"Good morning user!"

wat do?

Cum instantly

go back to sleep, I'm clearly still dreaming.

Grin and bear it, knowing that it must be some 16D chess move that I'm too simple to understand.

clinch my anus and start masturbating furiously.

Lie back and think of England

Thank you sir, may I have another?

"Trump is love" I say as i push my rump against him. "Trump is life."

lie back and hope he massages my prostate right.

Expected australian flag!

Let it happen. He's a bit old for my taste. But he is the President now.

Welcome him obviously. How else am I to start the violent gang rape group? First i'd offer my own hole as a release for the lads then after a few weeks warm them up to the idea of taking turns. Eventually the leaders are going to get jealous of our hole stretching sessions and willingly submit to our group. One by one they will be corrupted and have their holes violated until everyone has joined.

There will be no division, no hate, no pain.
Only the holes and filling them will matter.

And they shall be led by me, The Great Gape user the First.
I shall lead their minds into the light of pleasure and their shafts into holes of dark.

I wish.

That'd be a dream come true

...

this

you must sacrifice yourself for the chess move

Lmao this fucking pic

Does anyone have the unedited version of this picture? If so, can you post it please.

Nevermind, I found it via google image search

"Why are my feet white?"

I... dont know.
Will he sign my copy of "The art of the deal" afterwards?
Maybe he stays for a day or two if i invite him to a round of golf.

Pakistan is that way.

Enjoy it, that’s what I would do. Is there another possible answer?

We Ivanka now