Prove you are white

Prove you are white

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I'm argentinean

I have a 401-K.

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me too, thanks

i'm mediterranean non-white you fucking cuck

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My parents are Hungarian
so I'm afraid I can't

i speak a second language

my first name is hyphonated

jean-marie

I am German.

>both brothers said to have ~350 IQs, much higher than even Einstein
>they own every telecommunications company on earth- allowing them to make phone calls that save entire populations at will
>They learned fluent French and German in under three hours
>The real masterminds (literally) behind the discovery of the atomic bomb were in fact the Bogdanoffs
>Every major philosopher in history has made reference to them in some way or another.
>They are extremely powerful and influential members of a galactic council composed of emissaries sent by countless intelligent species from around the Milky Way. The Bogdanoffs serve as the representatives for Earth and humanity, and for that reason aliens have never outright attacked us: they fear the wrath of the Bogdanoffs.
>Trump learned the art of multi-dimensional chess as well as the ability to time warp directly from the Bogdanoffs themselves during a discrete business trip in 1979.
>The Illuminati was created by the Bogdanoffs- as a practical joke.
>The twins are 67 years old, supposedly, but that's just from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Big Bang (Bog Bang?) to the end of the universe
>The laws of physics and mathematics were originally formulated in the BogLab approximately 1.65 trillion years ago
>Their cells don't contain DNA but rather a different nucleic acid: BNA, which, as you can probably guess, stands for Bogdanucleic acid. It is the precursor to DNA and is the original building block for all life in the universe.
>The Bogdanoffs are destined to rule over every life form in the multiverse with an iron but fair fist. Soon everything that can possibly be conceived will be under their dominion.
>This is the final redpill, also known as the Bogpill. Once you take it, your mind is hardwired to recognize the ubiquitous influence of the Bog Bros in everything that you say and do. Good luck

BEADY

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

I have a dad

cut your hair hobbo

what's up with that Eric Idle haircut?

I don't have a smartphone

Cut your hair. You look like a faggot.

This isn't a strong argument any more, Mehmet.

I'm Lutheran and studying mathematics.

My Labrador does not bark at me.

no

Pink nip present and accounted for

my penis 5 inches long

>have stem college degree
>make over 70k a year
>almost paid off my house
>own over 10 firearms
>have a loving wife with kids on the way

I'm Lutheran and studying to be a pastor

>hello my white friend

I redpill everyone i know in a sly way where they dont realise

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That statue is acting kinda gay

looool I'm actually the author of that meme poetry

>no muscle definition
>no hair on chest
are you a child or just a hairless man?

I keep forgetting I have dental insurance.

I've got account on blacked.

your wife is gonna cuck you for BBC..you know it.. I know it.. it's just a matter of when

black pepper is the spiciest of spice

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? this is a blacked board white boi, you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

Jesus christ that was quick.

>Prove you are white
I look both ways before crossing a street

I had milk white hair until the age of 8

I listen to rap, watch porn produced by Jews, and get beat up, robbed and stuffed into lockers at school by Mexicans

"this is a blacked board white boi"

No need to. A white has nothing to prove. He is white, and therefor the most superior of all hominids in the vicinity.

sort yourself out

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I just got home from work

pic related: me

>I can drink milk
>I can't eat beans
>I can't eat even mildly spicy foods

Are you a tranny?

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I wish I could but my mom has around 0.1% of her DNA coming from some Yakut mongoloid. I am a gook.

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subhumans

seriously you look like an UTTER FAGGOt. cut that ugly 70's mop off and get a reich-approved haircut now you faggot.

This song

youtube.com/watch?v=SwqPHZT2i14

it's strange how different our niggers look from those niggers

>shitty 70's artex ceiling

Hello my northern friend.

I drive a Mercedes-Benz.

Thing is i wouldn't maintain it

As southern as it gets

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I can drink milk

>puke.jpg

hit the gym ffs

I have a four inch penis

Flag. I need not say more.

Are you half Turkish or something...? Or part-Jew? You don't look like the ideal German man.

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I'm Mexican

I have been waved over by someone to join the chacha slide on multiple occasions

pathetic. and you want to convince people you're white. go on looking like a complete embarassment then you lazy slob.

i am sligthy above average on logical inteligence

potatonigger...I

I'm not

Slavic Masterrace

I know how to get a proper Ivy League haircut.

I know that wearing a spread collar without a tie is a major fashion faux pas, and that a buttondown collar is considered casual.

I know the difference between American, English, and Italian suit jacket cuts.

I know that a true gentleman never goes out of his way to wear a shirt with French cuffs.

I know that jackets without vents are like scarlet letters for the poor.

I wear boating shoes on boats.

I tip the washroom attendant.

I understand the real relationship that the guest has with the concierge.

I am called "sir" as soon as I whip out my AMEX card.

I can talk about my summer home.

I have a garage full of European cars, but I have the decency not to name-drop any brands in casual conversation.

I have read The Canterbury Tales, Walden, and Cicero.

I know how to pair wines with food.

I shoot skeet in an environment where sport coats are mandatory.

I never pick up my own drycleaning.

Am I white?

>Balkan
>(((Broadly European)))

My flag is proof enough.

I have never been late to work in 16 years

gave me an award for this

I was like WTF I'm susposed to be here at 6am

I work for the DC government and I'm 1 of three white men in a nigger cesspool

mirin my juicy 'ceps?

cut hair, shave peach fuzz

>thinks superficial virtue signalling to hide his materialism makes him sophisticated

You're barely a half-step above your average nignog you degenerate fuck.

I have a job... that I am currently at.

Also

>pic related

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Your hand's proportions are fucked my dude.

Good on you, user.

nigger

Sophistication is culture.

Culture is one of the main things that sets us apart from beasts.

The only reason you got butthurt over my post is because you're insecure.

Successful people don't get jealous.

>when all you do is whack off with both arms all day.tga

It's the angle. Also, I'm 6'3, 220lbs. Not sure if that has anything to do with it.

I type

Quite like

A faggot,

Sometimes

>more nignog blood than scandinavian or western european
>Thinks he's white

kys mate

What about mine hand expert?

Lol post yours Mr. Pureblood Aryan

No I'm saying you're not actually sophisticated, you degenerate cuck.

This is me. Most people think i am white at first glance as my dad is Scottish

I can read your question

I browse Sup Forums

>could pick anything to complain about
>complains about line spaces

I like you autists.

You're cool.

Sure thing aquafresh.

Would love to see yours.