What is the most unbelievable conspiracy theory that you believe is real Sup Forums?

What is the most unbelievable conspiracy theory that you believe is real Sup Forums?

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Lizard people

Patton was assassinated

were all trapped inside a cube on Saturn controlled by the jews an their reptilian overlords and we falsely believe we are on earth which is in fact a digital simulation projected by the moon.
and elvis lives

Nixon was framed for watergate and blackmailed into taking blame

That Bill Gates is using his vaccination program in Africa to make women infertile by causing their immune systems to attack a fertilized embryo, all as a form of population control

Oh wait you said most unbelievable, not most believable

My bad

Probably that Jews control a lot of things. I don't believe that they control everything, but I do believe that they control a good bit (AIPAC, Banking, Hollywood, Pop-culture, etc.)

I think they are behind race-mixing as a way of getting back at white people for WW2, despite white people being the ones who saved them. I believe they are the ones pushing cultural Marxism on the only allies they have. etc.

Now, obviously they aren't the only globalists and there's more than likely a lot of them all with their own little agendas. That being said, I believe there are a group of Jews who are a small, rootless, international clique.

Trump is Patton reincarnated.

Maybe he's back for revenge?

bogdanoff conspiracy is real

He said unbelievable, you fool

I agree with this one. I think everyone else so far is trolling.

For anyone who hasn't heard of Ashkenazim and the like, check this out. It's a huge part that helps to explain WW2. Bolshevism / Communism killed a lot of people pre-WW2 and was a huge reason why Hitler was popular.

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that stuff isn't even a conspiracy anymore it common open knowledge.
The theories are now what the fuck are the Jews really? Why the obsession with the number 6 and hexagrams? Its def that fucking Saturn cube

Titanic was really sister ship Olympic.
Lincoln & Kennedy killed by banks.
Great depression was staged.
Israelis are being used the same way American Frontiersmen were used as a buffer between big corporations & unwilling participants.
911 was not really govt, but corporate Washington insiders, (ie; Cheney-Halliburton/KBR).
Hitler's rise to power paid for by Wallstreet. Mussolini quoted as saying Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism as it best serves the needs of corporations. Auschwitz was owned by Dow, Dupont, Bayer, Merc, etc.
To name a few.

It is believable, but one of the many things I believe is that there is a call center (actually a network of them) full of people working on posting things online, and many of them on Sup Forums posting slide threads, interracial porn on all boards, off topic, shilling, trolling to deviate attention from important topics, etc.

Sorry, MOST unbelievable????
UFOs
and Ultimately nothing exists, but even that "nothing" is just another illusion.

I thoroughly believe that, and all of my social group knows it. Now don't forget about the Holocaust, and make sure you buy a movie ticket and watch the news

The Stargate
ayy lmaos
Sup Forums is the new Illuminati

wtf I love Bill Gates now

The real James Paul McCartney from The Beatles was replaced with an imposter due to his political beliefs.
I'm pretty sure pic related is the real Paul McCartney, circa 2011.

None of this shit is real. Ourselves, our world, the entire physical universe is nothing but a big damn computer simulation.

Global warming is real but not the result of carbon emissions. The sharp spike in global temperatures from the mid-20th century onward is due to the DMG caused by atmospheric testing of nuclear weapons. Much speculation has been had on the effect of a nuclear exchange by belligerent powers, but if we add up the numbers then the world did experience a nuclear war. However, instead of happening in one afternoon, it happened over the span of about 20 years.

This testing did irreversible damage to the atmosphere. While carbon emissions can eventually cause this warming, as evidence of the slow warming occurring since the industrial revolution shows, it serves as a convenient scapegoat for our national leaders who are trying to run out the clock. They know civilization is doomed and they're trying to prolong the relative peace as we march toward the inevitable end of the planet's livability in hopes that a new tech will come along in the mean time allowing a solution. Very unlikely however.

But then the computer it's running on would have to be real.

Phantom Time

If I would consider it unbelievable in any way, how would even be able to believe it?

What type of sweet bread is that?
It looks delicious.

[spoiler]cinnamon[/spoiler] roll.

Yep

We're a simulation in a simulation in a simulation ...

> unbelievable conspiracy theory
> unbelievable

Choose one.

That Paul Walker was killed via a drone strike for discovering that meds/vacc's being sent to the Philippines caused infertility and/or birth defects.

pedo elites doing the bidding of satan

>could have freed Europe from the yoke of communism
Is the person who wrote this retarded? Invade a sovereign nation who hasn't done anything and they see nothing wrong with this?

Habeeb it.

nah man, that computer is simulated too

The Jews are behind it all.

Gnosticism.

I believe that weird black muslim theory where Yakub created white people in caves.

the evil have no name, and they have no face, they can only be recognized by the spirit, and their "golems" are the people that have no spine and are willing to bend to power.

as in, billions of them now.

9/11 was NOT an inside job. Osama Bin Laden was mad at Bush because of something that happened between them when their fathers were doing business. So 9/11 is basically the retarded struggle of two hyper rich spoiled kids of the global elite.

The Jews and their loyal Shabbos Goyim
They need Goyim to keep up their misdirection of historical happenings so it makes it hard to pin them down on the shit they cause.

>the retarded struggle of two hyper rich spoiled kids of the global elite
uh this is how the world operates, not a conspiracy theory you dumb beaner wetback faggot. have a look at the drug lords in your backyard pablo

Patton was based. F

That we can't actually change washington and that everything is pretty much planned out by satanist to destroy the free world. I really think a lot of these politicians are Satanist and that there has to be a Christian uprising in this country that says "here are the real solutions we've had for a very long time, why are playing these games". I do not think the satanic communist will win and that after this tyranny has been handled that we will probably never face corruption like this again in our existence.

Don't buy it. Too much says 9/11 was a controlled demolition that had been attempted before.

Pizzagate desu

If Patton hadn't suffered a heart attacks we would have crushed the Soviets and prevented the Cold War. Patton's importance is downplayed, but if he began strongly advocating invading Russia while they were still weakened the US would have followed through and Russian would have been defeated before they could acquire nuclear technology.

Burning of care is what pushed me over the edge about the whole satanist thing. Skull &a crossbones aswell. Trump has to know what's going on.

George Washington Carver didnt invent peanut butter Abraham Lincoln did but pinned it on him because he wanted to help blacks merge with white society

history isn't real. It's just a projection of the collective unconscious that we apply to the time field. Hence the same tropes re-occur time and time again

Aliens are here and they are very powerful demons.

I was actually thinking about this today and intended to read into it a bit more. It really would make sense, since the effects of nuclear testing are pretty dramatic across the board

That the planes on 9/11 were controlled from the ground.

peanut butter has its roots with the Aztecs
It would certainly exist without Carver.

It all seems so staged, why did the nazis not ally with the Russians? Why did they attack on two different fronts against vastly larger enemy? Why didn't we act against the Russians when we knew damn well they were going to get the bomb and be retarded about who else would get nuclear secrets. Why did Clinton give the Chinese nuclear secrets that jumped their ICBM systems ahead by like 20 years. It's suicide.

Totally missed the point you retarded snow nigger

Indeed. Again, the effects of carbon emissions go back to the industrial revolution, but it's the nukes that have caused the temps to spike since the mid-20th century. The timing overlaps perfectly.

Roko's basilisk

This is false and probably a sign of severe autism

>t. atmosphericsciencefag

I don't believe in conspiracy theories, I believe in the truth. And kikes are doing a lazy job keeping it away from me.

The fact that you believe in something or not, does not change the reality of the situation, does not change the truth.
There is only one TRUTH.

And truth is sometimes much crazier than fiction.

The Nazis held back the Russians. If the Nazis hadn't have hit the Russians first the Russians would have hit them first with an even stronger army than what they fought WWII with. In attacking Russia the Nazis were destroyed, but saved the rest of Europe from being steamrolled by the Red War Machine.

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>tfw you see aurora borealis in hawaii

A conspiracy doesn't have to be an acid trip theory
The term has been misused and the term conspiracy has gotten a bad reputation.

But the Russians were part of the axis powers I thought? I kinda get the perspective now though.

Russians signed a non-aggression pact with the Nazis even though both sides knew that it would not last. The Russians fought on the side of the Allies though despite the events that transpired after the end of World War II. The Russians WERE NOT an Axis power.

Interdimentional bigfoot

That's what I was thinking of, man Germany had literally zero options pre WW2

Redpill me on giants.

Yep
Then we have Franklin "Your boys are not going to be sent into any foreign wars" Roosevelt
The US only got involved when FDR kept pressing Japan with sanctions and regulations and eventually placed the US fleet in a position that could be seen as a hostile move against Japan. I still think that Pearl Harbor was orchestrated as an excuse to get the US into the war.

This.
New declassified documents show in August, 1940, the USSR planned to eventually invade Europe. They were building an offensive army unlike anything man had seen before, and Hitler knew it. He attacked them with only 17 days to spare before the USSR would invade Europe, while Germany was busy with Britain. They invaded the satanic, atheistic Soviet Union with emblems that read:
> "God is with us."


They saved Europe from the full night of the Red Army. The Catholic Church held requiem for Hitler after he passed. Once he could no longer protect them, they were infiltrated by communists. Hence why the Catholic Church has been so disgusting in the past 70 years.

It's a miracle they lasted as long as they did. Even before WW1, everyone was conspiring to strangle the life out of them.

Either:
Roman secret service funded Jesus to serve as the foretold messiah of Israel, who would preach subservience to the Empire (i.e. "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's") to prevent uprisings by Jews in these territories. The majority of the Jews rejected their Roman-planted messiah, however, the Romans could not prevent the spread of Jesus' cult throughout the Empire.
Or:
The Jews invented Christianity to destabilize Rome.

fpbp

cryptoterrestrial theory is pretty crazy

Pearl Harbor was a preemptive air strike limited to military targets with no boots on the ground. Sheesh!

ayy lamos are on Earth for reals

Patton had several other traumatic injuries to his head and neck from horse accidents and WWI, so a reinjury was both easy and potentially fatal, and even told the MPs at the scene it was an accident.

Maybe the Sovs got him in the hospital, but it was really unlikely.

It's called Olgoi-Khorkhoi, Mongolian death pastry. It's so good you supposedly just fall down and die after 7th bite.

Simulations are real, tard.

All this prominent talk about simulation theory has been a mistake. Internet is now full of pseudointellectual redditors that don't really understand anything spouting off about it.

DELETE THIS you fucking bastard.

It is just true, this world creates by Beast. We are just meat-robots.

...

Dunno about the catholic stuff, but there is indeed a book by now dead KGB general who claims Stalin was indeed weeks away from all out invasion of Europe when Hitler attacked. That's why he couldn't believe it for the first 12 hours, he was basically like "wtf are you saying, it's us who are supposed to be invading HIM, he thinks we're allies!!!"

Occultist and scientist Jack Parsons (founder of JPL) and his assistant L. Ron Hubbard conducted a ritual in White Sands, opening a direct channel to Universe B after a nuclear test "Trinity" was conducted there. In 1947 a "UFO" crashed just outside Roswell. From the crash site a research group called Z-Division (Bell Labs, AT&T, IBM and Xerox) reverse-engineered Image intensifiers, which ultimately became Transistors, Fiber optics, Supertenacity fibers, Lasers, Integrated circuits and microminiaturization of logic boards.

None of those technologies had been in development before that. They were "discovered" and patented almost overnight. Don't beleive the Jew-Reddit "le i fucking love science shills" and search the records for yourself.

All modern technology we use now came from Universe B, and it operates on physical principles applied there. That's why our world and our minds have been degenerating so rapidly, we have frequencies generated by Universe B tech percolating from BILLIONS of devices.

Universe Berenstein?

What the fuck.

>that most of us here who have awoken to the threat of (((them))), fail to understand that this is not only common knowledge to many older adults in important positions, but that this struggle/war is essentially what the purpose of life is. I believe it requires a high level of intellect to grasp this struggle, as evident on /pol, but a sky-high mental capacity for those really "in the shit." We're like precocious teens in this regard, even if in 20s-30s.

>the Olsen twins were complicit in the overdose of Heath Ledger in their apartment; part of a (((sacrifice))), and this occurs semi-frequently in Hollywood (River Phoenix being another)

>the relaunched 'Star Wars' franchise is timed to dovetail and conclude alongside a projection for the end of America (the Empire) as we know it; the Jedi are Jews leading a multi-culti world to a Utopia

>it's likely that Mossad or rogue Israelis eventually target and dispatch a /pol user who was sharing significant/offensive/sensitive insight; no one would ever find out

>InfoWars and Sup Forums will be gone in 5 years

>Son of Sam did not work alone, and his murders were on the fringe of a larger murder/sex ring that contained names some of us might recognize

>the rabbit hole of evil perpetuates as one investigates; the ride literally never ends, there never was a destination, or a ride, only the eternal driver.

My only quibble is the fact that the US did jack shit to reinforce the Philippines prior.

It would have made sense to have the Philippines entrenched so that after Pearl Harbor the US could have retaliated quickly and possibly knock out Japan years earlier than what happened.

After all Japan invaded like 5 hours after Pearl Harbor.

Nice post.

You make more money through war. Longer the war, more profits.

>Son of Sam did not work alone, and his murders were on the fringe of a larger murder/sex ring that contained names some of us might recognize

Multiple witnesses, whose testimonies were excluded, corrobrated Berkowitz's statements about police visibly present at the time of the murders, before he made them to Terry.

He was connected to the Process Church. This is where the "Hunter S. Thompson made snuff pornos" meme comes from, he connected to the Process through the Hell's Angels.

This rabbit hole enever ends, it just goes deeper and deeper.

Dr Norman Bergrun, an American scientist and engineer, made a long and detailed study of Saturn's rings and came to the conclusion that they are not natural. He detailed his findings in a book, Ringmakers Of Saturn (there are only 27 copies of this book). Bergrun is no amateur. He was a scientist at what became NASA's Ames Research Center, worked for Lockheed Missiles and Space Company and Douglas Aircraft, and established his own research and engineering company. Bergrun became fascinated by the rings of Saturn after studying photographs from the NASA Voyager I and II missions. They arrived at Saturn nine months apart in 1980 and 1981 and Bergrun saw blatant differences in the rings. "That was the starting point for me. I've been researching this ever since.", he said. Images from NASA's Cassini mission, which arrived in 2004, confirmed all his conclusions. He said that some astronomers and physicists had speculated that the rings were much younger than supposed and maybe about 100 million years old, "but one pair of pictures shows a change in five minutes!"

Constant change in Saturn's rings was revelatory enough given the belief in their permanence by mainstream science; but Bergrun went further. His long and detailed study of NASA images from three missions led him to conclude that the rings are made by what he calls 'gigantic electromagnetic vehicles'. When he says gigantic he is not kidding, with some of them estimated to be three times the size of Earth and more. Not possible? Consider the size of Saturn compared with Earth. We are not talking about the same relative perception of 'big'. Bergrun said of these electromagnetic vehicles:

"Such an immense propulsive body implies a space engine possessing unheard-of capacity and capability." Or a completely different form of propulsion involving electromagnetism.

Patton was not in charge of the "greater portion" of Germany after the war, he had the Governorship of Bavaria and the Third Army for two months, until Eisenhower fired him for comments he made to the press. If you can't even get the basic facts right, I can't take you seriously.

What we call 'the world' is an infinitely small frequency band. It is not solid as most people think it is, because the atoms that compose 'the world' are made of empty space. Furthermore, 'the world' as we know it does not even exist 'out there' - it exists only 'in here' and is projected by us only when we tune in to it. What we call 'the world' is a computer simulation, which means that it is illusory and therefore malleable. What we call 'ghosts' are beings that are so close to our frequency band that they can 'bleed' through like a form of broadcasting interference. A radio accurately tuned to a radio station frequency will produce a clear, sharp reception with no interference, but when the dial is slightly off-centre, another station or stations can be heard alongside the main one. What we call 'ghosts' are based on the same basic principle and reptilians (for example) are basically beings that we could think of as 'ghosts' in that they inhabit a frequency band that vibrates very closely to the one we inhabit. To us, a 'ghost' would not look solid - but to that 'ghost', we are the ones who would not look solid. There are an infinite number of frequency bands and they all share the same space usually without interfering with each other.

Yeah. no. He was paralyzed from the neck down in the car crash that led to his fatal heart attack.

He was done, after the crash. It's actually a mercy he died soon after, a guy like that would have literally gone insane being trapped in his own body like that.

He wouldn't have "crushed Europe", even if the crash hadn't happened. They were all done with him. Eisenhower sent him to command a small office that collected historical stories and items, he was permanently sidelined, nobody was listening to him. He was one of our greatest generals in wartime, but his mouth in peacetime made him a liability.

more plz.

>why did the nazis not ally with the Russians

Jesus christ, read a book once in a while, kid. The Soviets DID ally with Germany, before the war. Look for the Molotoc-Ribbentrop Pact. They split up eastern Europe before the war started, and agreed not to help other countries fighting against the other.

But, Stalin was a fool, and didn't believe the reports that Hitler was massing troops and getting ready to invade Poland, and then the Soviet Union, because Hitler wanted the entire world, he had no intentions of sharing it with the Soviets. The invasion of Poland ended the pact, and Russia was forced to come hat in hand to plead help from the Allies.

Hitler fought on two fronts, because he was insane, and thought he could blitzkreig his way to Moscow, but the Soviet troops said "fuck you" and drove them out. We fucked him up with D-Day, and they never recovered from it.

We didn't act against the Russians, because they weren't being aggressive, and we had this little fight in the Pacific to finish. At the time, we were hoping Stalin would be happy with the concessions we made to him regarding Eastern Europe, and he'd play ball once in the UN - but he didn't.

Clinton gave the technology to China for $$$.

Again, read a book or two, kid.

Bump

Satan is an immortal Nordic ayylmao fighting the Reptilians/Jews and their programs of Christianity, Islam, and Communism. Hitler was his ally, survived WWII, became immortal himself, and will return to defeat the Jews as the prophesied Antichrist. Nutcases on "Joy Of Satan" are helping out by vibrating the annual recitations of the Torah in reverse.

The funniest part is, Stalin KNEW what Hitler was doing, the records also came out that show that he was told in no uncertain terms, Germany WAS invading, and soon. And Stalin sat there and said "Nuh uh!", up until the moment German tanks rolled over the Polish border.

Stalin really was a fool, of the grandest order.

This desu.

The Parsons and Hubbard connection is known.

Parsons was fired from JPL a year before the Trinity atomic bomb tests.

How you jump from that to Roswell...well...you don't.

The first patent for the transistor was registered in 1925.

You believe in a shit conspiracy theory.