Though I trust that none of you have a legal degree-

I'm looking for a nonbiased and hopefully non-satirical explanation, please explain how the troll was not in the wrong regarding the whole Eichenwald GIF situation.

Personally I hope Eichenwald walks away with every cent the other idiot owns.

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It just doesn't work that way. You just don't get a shit load of money for nothing in civil court.

Jew Boy has to show that he was fucked up. Like hospital visits and doctors testimony and shit like that.

And if he does prove that?

I suffered a seizure from the same gif so I want shekels too. Just trust me, I had a seizure.

Then it's based off his damages. Usually "pain and suffering" is three times the "injury bills" so say he spent 10,000 on doctors visits and shit. Then a settlement could be reached for 30k.

Or it could go to trial and a jury could say he doesn't get a goddamn cent.

It also what matters what state. If it's a contrib negligence state (look it up) he may not get a dime.

There's so much to it man.

Jew Boy might get 50,000 shekels out of this shit Max unless it goes to trial and all the people on the jury are shekel bergs.

Well, they whine that military service in the US doesn't pay much, so though emotions may be high hopefully Mr. WhoCaresAboutSeriousMedicalIssuesAmirite gets what is coming to him.

I don't even know what you're saying here senpai.

I'm wondering how this guy lives life. Is he going to sue builders and electricians if he has a "seizure" from flickering lights? Dig up Betsy Ross and sue her for the red and blue in the flag?

This guy just wants attention, shekels and sympathy. Nothing more.

My personal prediction is that Eichenwald isn't bullshitting any of this, meme community fights so hard for "muh 1st amendment rights" but judge slams troll with fines if not charges and gets his life ruined.

Tell your troll to start saving some cash in his bank account. He'll be needing it.

He already converted it to gold and lost it at the bottom of the lake. Your jew boy is gonna have to make him his slave, won't be the first time.

Eichenwald is a habitual liar.
He voluntarily opened the gif and is therefore responsible for whatever follows.
He admitted that he was drunk and dehydrated that night, both predisposed him for seizures better than some image.
The real reason the suit is possible is the the troll attempted to apologize and so he was identified.
Eichenwald doesn't have a case.

Don't be all sad though, he's got the WeSearchr money, which ironically is going toward the defense fund; which I highly doubt any defense team is going to want to touch an alt-right internet troll, even with a 10-foot pole.

So you would also justify the post 9/11 anthrax letters because the mailmen were responsible for opening them, yes?

Also, people with photosensitive epilepsy may be at increased risk for a seizure if they are:

>Tired
>Intoxicated

You bigot. How dare you suggest that jew boy was the cause of this!

We'll the thing about it is he did it knowing all of this which makes it somewhat malicious.

Like say you hit someone with your car and it was an accident. You might get sued, but it won't be that bad. You insurance will cover it.

Now say you get drunk and drive and kill someone. You're done son. A lawyer will come at you hard because he already knows he's getting his client every dollar if your insurance coverage.

But Jew Boys lawyer will be looking for some type of insurance to go after. Maybe homeowners or something. If the guys a poor fucker, he isn't getting shit.

Does the military pay well? I hope Eichenwald goes for the neck. The 1st veteran on the street I wouldn't feel bad for.

Now say the guy who sent the GIF's lawyer can prove that jew boy was active in things that would leave him more susceptible to having a seizure like drinking, smoking whatever.

That will hurt his case and he will get less shekels. If it's in a contrib neg state he would get ZERO.

Kikes belong in the oven

But the GIF triggered the seizure. Had there be no maliciously sent, specifically targeted GIF in the 1st place, this would never happen. Obvious strawman is obvious.

It matters. What was his rank?

Hopefully high but considering he ended up a Trump Twitter Troll I'd say he didn't get too far.

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Attribution will be an issue, supposing he has competent counsel. A history of lying, his admissions to engaging in conduct that makes him particularly susceptible to the alleged harm, etc.

They have a thing for not letting the ones with a mental capacity of a 12 year old get far, hence why he ended up as a Trump Twitter Troll who cries that he has PTSD

Did it. Can he PROVE it? Legal proceedings is all about what you can prove. "Ayyyyye I had a seizure" doesn't mean a goddamn thing in the courtroom.

>disable auto-play
>be 2 days sleep deprived
>be drunk
>see tweet with an obvious strobe gif
>*rub hands together*
Two scenarios
1:
>make a post pretending to be wife
>blame gif for a seizure
>they will never know hehehe
2:
>press play
>voluntarily induce a seizure
>come back to reality, pretend to be wife and blame trolls for giving you a seizure

"Aww, loud noises scare me!" (has no problem harassing people online)

I hate that that bergFaggot survived. I hope he fucking dies soon. Fucking pansy bitch ass nigger. you too

kill yourself faggot

Why was GIF sent in first place. Malicious intent is obviously malicious. At least make this one debatable. He's so fucked and all of you know it.

A good defense lawyer would fuck his ass up.

I like being rich, personally.

According to Eichenwald. With his history of outright lying and his admission of conduct that increased his susceptibility, any number of things could have been the trigger. I imagine that the troll's counsel will seek production of browser history and other technical information to isolate other potential causes. Might be CP there, given the (((tribe))) and deleted records would help the case.

Good defense lawyers go for successful people though. Not PTSD pussies who are Trump Twitter Trolls for a living because they sucked too much to be in the war.

There was no seizure. He isn't posting a medical record for a Hospital visit because he did not have a seizure.

Civil and Criminal court are two different things. We're talking civil court where the shekels come from.

haha. I take my insult back. You are cool. Berg dude though still want him dead

Yes, I too would post critical trial evidence for all to see on Twitter of all platforms! That's not risky or dangerous at all!!!

Do you read what you type?

Plenty also take cases they care about pro bono. Pity I'm not barred in MD, or I'd offer assistance.

Maybe you should grow up and take care of your own business, like not being a silly faggot on twitter and inviting the wrath of trolls and then running to mommy when the bad man sent you a bad gif. What is wrong with you faggots

Jew Goldstein here. The guy has no case. My lawyer plans to eat him alive. We know he didn't have a seizure, and when we prove it, we're gonna sue him for everything he's got. I'm already shopping for a Mercedes.

Why defend a pedophile? Why not protect kids?

And I too LARP on Sup Forums occasionally.

To sum it all up, there so much goddamn going on in a case you never really know. But Jew Boy isn't getting millions over this. I can guarantee you that shit.

He consented to viewing the gif by pressing play. He consented to having a seizure as a result.

>guy with ipad walks infront of you with an image and play button
>he states you deserve a seizure
>Eichenwald presses the play button and induces a seizure

Eichenwald consented to having a seizure.

Eichenwald got owned on Tucker Carlson, then went on a spastic spree on twitter, and then deleted all his posts. Then some troll sent a flashing gif to him and his wife claimed to have a seizure. It sounded ridiculous and was hilarious because of the timing.

Eichenwald made up the seizure to recover from his humiliation on Tucker Carlson and his breakdown on Twitter.


It's all documented here: twitchy.com/loriz-3139/2016/12/15/kurt-eichenwald-frantically-deletes-post-tucker-carlson-interview-meltdown-tweets-weve-got-them/

And you're crying because for the 1st time in history a Trump Twitter Troll got snatched by the feds, rightfully.

> proving intent

wew lad

Do you deny Eichenwald consented by pressing play?

Heh subpoena for browser history would shit this case down nice and quick. Eichenwald paid a twink thousands of dollars and spent 2 days with him during an "investigative report". Imagine what's in his browser history.

Eichenwald egged on the trolls on twitter and deleted over 50 posts.
He was combative and deliberately provocative.

That's not even remotely the same thing

Also didn't a lot of people send him strobes? How do you prove that certain one was the one?

Just a goddamn mess of a case for him to get shekels galore. Bordering on frivolous without all kinds of medical documentation from that night.

Intent.
Jew Goldstein fucked up the first rule of Meme Magic: you don't talk about WHY you do what you do, you just do it.
at this point anyone snitching on themselves in Jack's DMs admitting to knowing where the bodies are buried just deserves to get their sphincter fistula'd by the 100 or so Female Body Inspectors assigned to Ft Meade to man the XKEYSCORE PreCog spank stations on grueling mind melting 24 hour shifts watching the Meme Cable Traffic.

don't fucking say shit like "i hope he dies" in a DM because now it doesn't matter what really happened, what matters is you just handed the Alphabet Boys a slam dunk on your tootie hole. they don't give a shit about actual Justice, they got quotas to hit for Comey, and they are not trying to take on high risk Big Cases like dismantling the Pizza Illuminati.
Hoover's Boys are looking for simple paint-by-numbers cases, where the perp has already confessed.

while i think this is shaky 1A legal territory by arresting Jew Goldstein, and Kitty Toucher Kurt is a bald liar for claiming his Wife was a Doctor who he says diagnosed his epileptic amnesia in his trial about his purchases and administration on Justin's pedo camsite in order to get him off further charges into his own pedophilia.

Mafia's Old Rule: never break the law while you're breaking the law. you'll get busted.

Eichenwald has no standing to sue under Article 3 of the constitution because, by his own admission, autoplay was disabled on his twitter and therefore he could only have been "harmed" by his own decision to press play on the video.

Eichenwald is really a sad piece of shit. Imagine what his wife thinks of him that some bullies on the internet made him shit his pants and foam at the mouth. Or that he has to pretend that's what happened, which is even worse. And then he goes crying to the cops like a pussy. And then there's that episode where he got caught paying a twink to spend two days with him after watching his gay porn all night long. His wife must be one of those Jew harpies that thinks of her husband like a child.

You came here and started a thread asking if anyone had legal experience and could provide any scenarios that the offender would get off

A few people here have done exactly that provided real scenarios literally just giving you what you asked for and all you have done is call them larpers idiots and "straw men"

I don't understand, you clearly don't have a background here which is why you asked, fair enough, and then you get mad at people for answering?
It's very clear you have some personal beef with this guy for causing the seizure and that's fine, but if your going to make a thread asking for legal counterpoints, don't get all emotional and sperg out at the answers.

I've seen no proof of any arrest.

Someone with photosensitive epilepsy shouldn't be using a fucking computer.