Prove me she is funny

(((Amy Schumer))) the Libtard slut.Prove me she is actually funny

Hint: You can't.

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her views are pretty hilarious

she should do porn

She isn't supposed to be funny, shes new wave Vanerial Horror.

She is fat and has face like potato

Are you fucking retarded? It's subjective. That's like saying prove to me that I like celery when I can't stand it. It's visceral you aspie.

I cannot look at her and not see Miss Piggy. I don't even mean it as an insult, it's just that the similarity is uncanny.

would you Sup Forums ?

Amy schumer is a rapist. Lock her up before she strikes again.
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It's always been true, but now she's just becoming more and more of a pig.

My pussy smells like a barn yard animal on a good day!

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Once upon a time she was funny ... once ...

Everyone here agrees with you, post this question on reddit or something

She's built like an oldie Buick.

Throw her on the tire fire.

She has a vagina. Checkmate weeabo faggot

What the fuck is that? A walking potato?

She was somewhat funny on O&A occassionally 2bh

When she got famous she went sjw pretty hard.

We did it reddit.

The funniest thing i ever heard from her.

Witnessed. Kek smiles upon your post.

I read that in a calm british voice

Top kek m8 gr8 joke m8 lel

Snuff porn would be much better

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kek wants Amy to do porn

I think I'll roll for snuff porn

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she's fat and disgusting and not even remotely funny, but I still wanna eat her butt desu

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no

she looks like miss piggy if miss piggy was ugly.

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She onlygot connected with comedy central because her uncle is a senator with deep corporate ties.

Look at chuck schumers record and its easy to see how hes always voted in the interests of viacom. Not hard to put two and two together when it comes to jewish tricks.

Why are you so butthurt? one might mistake you of being jealous of her!

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You're asking for a lot.

ur a alt-right troll

Death before Schumer

Amy "General Fatton" Schumer
Amy "Apocalypse Cow" Schumer
Amy "The Guns Of Provolone" Schumer
Amy "Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima" Schumer
Amy "The Fat Patrol" Schumer
Amy "A-Pack-Of-Chips Now!" Schumer
Amy "McHale's Gravy" Schumer
Amy "U-571lbs" Schumer
Amy "Zero Talks Dirty" Schumer
Amy "Arby's Macht Fries" Schumer
Amy "They Were Expandable" Schumer
Amy "The Dirty Dozen Doughnuts" Schumer
Amy "The Battle of the Bulge" Schumer
Amy "G*A*S*H" Schumer
Amy "The Big Fed One" Schumer
Amy "Hack Saw A Fridge" Schumer
Amy "Waddlecanal" Schumer
Amy "Hamburger Shill" Schumer
Amy "All Quiet On the Weightloss Front" Schumer
Amy "Sergeant Pork" Schumer
Amy "M*A*S*H*E*D" Schumer
Amy "A Few Good Menus " Schumer
Amy "The Dessert Fox" Schumer
Amy "Cookie Jarhead" Schumer
Amy "Band Of Blubbers" Schumer
Amy "Schindler's Grocery List" Schumer
Amy "Dumbkike" Schumer
Amy "Ham Hock Down" Schumer
Amy "Pearl Heartburn" Schumer
Amy "Flags Of Our Fatties" Schumer
Amy "Behind Enemy Swines" Schumer
Amy "G.I. Hoe" Schumer
Amy "Three Burger Kings" Schumer
Amy "Tora Tora Tora my pants" Schumer

She got her start by doing well in some television comedy contest. Also comedy is basically the only meritocracy, so of course she's funny. Funny women make the right feel weird because the right isn't funny

I agree with this, I'd like her to perform in one of those efukt humiliation videos with the guy behind the camera who wears them down until their a crying mess with a face full of spit and cum and a sore ass after having their entire life choices torn to pieces.

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>Tora Tora Tora My Pants
>Battle of the Bulge
>Big Fed One

Fucking hell those are funny, but you forgot
Amy "A Fridge Too Far" Schumer

That vagina tho.

Before everything went nuts a a couple years ago, she had some shock value humor but now that's lost all its appeal.

Plus she's political and no one except the smuggest head-up-the-ass libs on the planet likes political humor anymore.

Why does the alt left think embracing failure means being strong?

happening now.

I'd watch her in a comfy, cringy, snuggly porn/movie with vivid sex scenes.

Oh fuck! I didnt even read the "brave" part. She really said it. I thought I was just memeing. These people are so pathetic. Being """"""brave""""""didn't build the great wall of china.

>All Quiet on the Weightloss Front

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