If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique...

If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.

WWWWAAAAAAAAKE ME UP

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

I CANT WAKE UP

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

SAVE MAYYYY

Cool. Got it. Now how do I wake up?

I don't wanna wake up mommy, I want to stay asleep and dream of dank memes.

>20 years
>19
please wake me up I hate this coma-induced dream

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CANT WAKE UP

sage

take it to fukkin

Goddamn. I wish I was in a fucking coma.

what a fucking horrible shitpost. SAGE.

>we miss you.
This part kills it for me. Too unrealistic.

i love these

This would explain my insatiable desire for the return of ska music.

>we miss you
>implying anyone gives a damn about me
Try or next faggot

what

That's longer than I've been alive! I'll just stay here.

Better yet: pull the plug

>we miss you
obvious fiction

Wait? So I'm not surround ed by people who hate me for the circumstances of my birth?

>Am i bored now?

It's called fainting, happens to me too with hypodermic procedures

this is such an old creepypasta
thanks for the trip down memory lane but please use better ones next time

Its good though

WAKE UP