Brit/pol/ - "WHO'S GOING TO MAKE ME COFFE?!" Edition

>At French Airport Ziyed Ben Belgacem Was Killed After Putting A Gun To A Female Soldier's Head Saying He Wanted To "die for Allah", Officials Say
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39314250

>Thousands join March Against Racism in 'defiance and unity' against Brexit and Donald Trump
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/march-against-racism-london-protest-anti-racism-donald-trump-brexit-stand-up-to-un-anti-racism-day-a7636696.html

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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Big Soup.

GIVE ME A SKYPE OR KIK OR SOMETHING

we're all bored, atleast that way we'll have some entertainment.

Can't someone go to omegle and post some funny conversations?

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ARYAN BLOOD TO COOL MY SKIN
MAKE DRESDEN DEAD AGAIN

>women aren't funn-

I want to kidnap a little school girl. Methods?

Kaiser Wilhelm II desu

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Night cunts

Come on, doesn't anyone of you have balls?

KILL THE JERRY KILL THE JERRY KILL THE JERRY

Remind us to do some Brit/pol omegling in the future, I'm going to bed now.

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Wish I had a bum to put my willy in

Legitimately one of the least funny and most annoying 'women' on British television. And she fingered Clare Baldings stinky minge. Makes me sick desu

>Buy a rope
>Tie a noose
>Find a tree
>Hang yourself

Haribo and a great big net.

where's the creepy text flirter

i need to see where this goes

Every man deserves to irrationally love a celebrity he will never ever meet

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>ooh baby
>I feel right
>the music sounds better with you
>love night, bring us back together
>I feel so good

>Impling anybody uses Skype or fucking kik

Just get on Tinder and find some slags on there.

looks like a tranny

Can we just genocide the Italian scum?

I'm on it lad. Any topics?

It was an elaborate ruse

My brothers used to bang Margot Robbie. Lucky bastard

We can. You couldn't even genocide emus correctly.

This.

He fabricated the whole thing.

It was fake. Move on.

Good song desu

Should do

>Being a normie

Go to bed, David

b-but I have a soft spot for Italy

Mosley. Post Mosley memes and if they don't understand it call them a trade unionist.

Fox News said a Frenchman was killed.

100% true story as well. Nice one Hank

what a cunt, he had me going there

FUCKING ANONYMONGS RUINING EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wouldn't I need to create a fake facebook and add a phone number or some shit?

You have no idea how promiscuous old stock Australia is

>FUCKING ANONYMONGS RUINING EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS?????

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I just can't stop, not sure I want to at this point desu

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>Lady
>Hear me tonight
>Cause my feeling
>Is just so right
>As we dance
>By the moonlight
>Can't you see
>You're my delight

promising start - maybe dial back on the anger when you actually chat to someone.

no, i'm looking for birds to wind up not anonymong fags

Fuck me lad this is hard work. The people on there are fucking useless. 7th conversation in and no bite yet.

Godspeed lad - we're counting on you

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>If this ain't love
>(Why does it feel bad, why does it feel bad,
Why does it feel bad)
>Why does it feel so good
>If this ain't love (Why does it feel bad, why does it feel bad, Why does it feel bad)
>Why does it feel so good

I think you would, tedious but worthwhile. I've got a couple of fake kikebook accounts for things that require it.

Well you just need to light together in Britain a flame that the ages shall not extinguish, and I ask you to say it with me, England lives, and marches on.

One of the best songs ever made

Wasn't that video about a Threesome?

Well as I plan on going to sleep soon I don't see it happening today unless someone chips in.
Won't I need to post a few pictures though? I won't dox myself and posting pictures of someone else is going a bit too far tbqh.

Also don't feel like giving up my real phone number.

This is all I can be arsed with, he's taking an eternity to respond. I expected more. I failed you all. Apologies.

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i live on the same road as her

she does not look this tidy anymore. good for her age etc. prob has more time to wash her feet.

all her kids are gingers too, so she must have done some bad shit in this life or a previous one

I'm not sure you need the real phone number actually. Just the account. And just use a random vk account's photos.

kek good work user

Using someone else's photos is crossing a line.

I'll do it if I can post a bunch of frogs as my pics.

Top kek.

Is it too late to drink beer and get drink lads?

Bored of being sober tbqh.

>tfw used to watch her mum host Blue Peter in the 80's

Where does she park her spaceship?
>Ask her to phone home please.

>your arm band will arrive in the post in the next few weeks

kek

Shall we lads?

Just been binge watching Star Trek, it really is yank bollocks, but it's interesting to see a vision of the future that's positive. All Brit sci-fi is usually totally fucking grim

Nah, I'm more Konnie Huq, Katie Hill, Gen.

>wake up
>Sup Forums
>ctrl-f "brit/pol/"
>surf threads
>get tired
>bed
>repeat

What happened to me

YEAH BOI

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inb4 one of you faglords goes on those tags to look for me

>You have been hurt.
>Embrace your pain.

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>It's murder on the dance floor
>But you'd better not kill the grove
>Hey hey
>It's murder on the dance floor
>But you'd better not steal the moves
>DJ, gonna burn this god damn house right down

Nobody gives a fuck.

Anyway j.g Ballard, burgess, Orwell, h.g wells. It's all super depressing. What gives?

I'm just going to roll with this and post it for anybody who gives even a slight shit. It won't be funny so sorry in advance.

>being this butthurt

Post songs from your childhood, laddos.
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Well if it's just you here I'm going to bed.

fag

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Nice virus

Don't ever post that or anything like that again.

PAY MY HEALTHCARE

Fuck's sake

Just when I thought we were getting somewhere

fucking underagers get out reeeee

16 is legal, lad.

why are they wiping off his butter, how is he suppose to slide out of bed/make toast without it?

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They have offroad, think they might have a garage too. only 4x4s no spaceships.

they give out treats on Halloween. I'm hoping this year there might be a mugging or a rape in the area so I can insist on chaperoning the aupair and the kids house to house, and get a nosey peek at sophie. ideally get to fuck the aupair somehow too. dont get married user.

Jesus, I knew this tune, chase the sun, but I never knew what song it was. For years I'e just been going "doo doo da da doo da doo da da doo", I thought it was from a gameshow or something.

I do not particularly care about the law****

fuck

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t. small bean regarder

I do not particularly care about the LAW.

Even considering anything, whether it's just a wind up or a shag, with someone under the age of 19 is highly immoral.

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is britpol always so feelspol??

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Len - Sunshine

One of those songs that was completely ruined by totally unnecessary talking at the beginning of the track on the physical/proper release

>That arm hair
Not feminine