It's the weekend my dudes which means Based Korea started broadcasting a few hours earlier than usual. What tasty waifus will we encounter tonight? What's Nigger Bear up to? Will more dogs be sacrificed for the Dear Leader?
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Looks like an education PSA right now.
>"Study, or gulag"
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Who is hosting this stream and how the fuck are they allowed to in Nork?
>I feel like I'm watching a Christian american tv-channel right now, but in korean
Right? It's the exact same kind of hypnosis/subliminal messaging.
>you will never live in a closed ethnostate among your people
The CIA. It's a honeypot.
Which Kim is that?
Is anyone else going to miss North Korea after Trump destroys it?
>except they don't have a call-in line
REEEEEEEEEE
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>sucking each others
>by now I'm sure gentlemen
Il
Back again
Do you think they could achieve full communism? Of all cultures to do it, East Asian seems to make the most sense
It's kind of sad, really.
South Korea, like many Asian countries, is plagued by plastic surgery. You would never know if the qt you banged would produce beautiful children.
It seems like there's less of that in North Korea. Maybe we just kill the men?
Did you get cleaned up?
We got Airplanes and Roads! The entire world is an awe of us and our leaders. They meet with us to learn from our accomplishments.
>turn on tv in 2020
>war with north korea very close
>see reports of a bunch of autists marching in public demanding trump not attack north korea and they dindu nuffin wrong
THEY CALLED OUT THE UN
Fuck off already, Let me watch the stream peacefully
>2020
Nigga the invasion is happening this year.
B-but I just want to sp-spoon
2016:
>Sup Forums subverts the normies and slowly but surely turns the public opinion to the right wing with memes
2020:
>North Korea subverts Sup Forums with its TV network propaganda even though 99% of Sup Forums doesn't speak Korean
REEE
This. Enjoy Nork TV while you can. It ends in fire.
Anything I can do to stop it from lagging? Just get better internet, or is it the uploader?
Look at this faggot and his fucking stuttered typing
Mines fine
>Sup Forums before NK tv hates NK and thinks its gotta go
>Sup Forums after NK tv, wow these are /ourguys/ NO REX LEAVE /ourguys/ ALONE
try not living in a third world country with shit internet
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Yes Norks will prevail with tractors!
this
i think this is more your speed fag
Nice proxy, leaf.
This is literally the only thing like this currently on the planet. The last bastion of 20th century hardcore communism. I find it unbelievably fascinating. But I still realize it is our destiny to murder all of these gooks with fire. That doesn't mean I can't enjoy Based Kim and Nork movies while I can.
>patriotic movie
>news
>folk music show
>history lessons
>Sup Forums conducts Tom Green style prank calls to a North Korean TV show
kek please make it happen
How can it be a honeypot when burgers can't understand Nork?
>It's a honeypot.
in what way? It's more like a spy live stream.
If you broadcast it to everyone and lots of people are looking, then you don't really know who's listening. At least that's what I think. I think you're misusing the term "honeypot"
どうだろう!?
Sup Forums is easily susceptible to propaganda.
The announcers voice is so soothing. He makes me want to listen. I don't know what he's saying, but its so awesome. And the background angelic choir in the background, so soft, so inspiring...death to America...now a sexy woman is talking...praise dear leader...I have a boner. A boner for juche idea...and now soothing man is talking again...
There has to be a way we can do something to this TV station or influence it in some way...
can you image all the shit we gonna find once we invade them ? all the secret fucked up thing they did etc ?
i really wanna see that
If America invaded and occupied North Korea then a lot of the movies and other stuff would get leaked out to the west.
Personally I'd like to get my hands on some Nork milsurp one day.
It was a joke you autists.
I feel sorry for North Korea. Those people have no choice and they are going to be really fucked by a fat guy named Kim.
He's the only fat guy in the whole country. You'd think that would make him a target. Either way, that dumpling with the bowlcut is going to lead them to ruin.
speaking of north korea invasion
if theres an army user here , remember when you get deployed there
YOU FIRST OBJECTIVE WILL BE TO SAVE TEA GIRL
you just don't invade and occupy north korea,you would have to nuke it or use chemical weapons first
Are they going to play something interesting? This is pretty boring desu.
I've always wondered how warped the teenage girls are over there. Are they touching themselves to a fat autistic chain smoking WEEB thinking he's the most alpha thing in Based Korea?
I always wondered if NK hv porn distributed on their intranet.
Some hackers did hack into North Korean website and fill them with images mocking Kim a few years back i think the same time the interview was coming out.
There are ways to hack the norks.
なぜ日本の女の子はとってもかわいいのですか。
*websites
Most of the civilians are sick of Kim's shit according to defectors. No idea how hard their military would fight. They might surrender once they realize we have food and they don't.
What if north korea is doing this on purpose after all the pressure other countries are putting on them to get people to sympathisize with them and not see them as bad guys. They just want someone to listen to them feels and the normies hate them. They are /r9k/ country
>tfw kim goes on Sup Forums and announce that he hold tea girl hostage and ask Sup Forums to meme magic that america dont invade or he shoot tea girl
are you implying hacking the norks broadcasting network?
Jesus fucking christ, this actually is hypnotism. Background track, the voice of the announcers, the color pallet and shifts.
Watch out Anons, this shit is dangerous.
Stop watching North Korean TV
Porn is illegal there and punishable by death. They have to watch it on smuggled DVD's from China with the curtains closed and a blanket over their TV's so state spooks won't see it.
It's either you rub one out to your government mandated Tiger-beat™ Kim Jong Un poster in your bedroom, or you get sent to the death camps.
>talking about YOUR OWN image this
they have a million man army and im sure they have been conditioned their whole life,the japs were starving in ww2 but they were still training schoolgirls to stab soldiers with sharpened bamboo poles,never underestimate gooks
>fucked by a fat guy named Kim
Let's make it happen.
its just that i thought of that right after posting it , kim has the perfect weapon to use against Sup Forums
It is, I watched just an hour of it and felt kinda hypnotized. I just closed the stream. Thanks user.
>that image
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!
Im sure she was executed for failing to sell enough tea shortly after vice filmed her.
F.
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>What if north korea is doing this on purpose after all the pressure other countries are putting on them to get people to sympathisize with them and not see them as bad guys.
LOL, their TV is more brutal and contrived than American TV. It's absolutely full of shit. It makes me respect the regime even less than I did before and that's significant.
But that kind of delusional thinking is exactly how upper management Norks think. Now that's not to say I'm not morbidly fascinated by their TV. They are a cold war relic, a living fossil. It's so fucking insane.
She's Catholic user. That's why I stopped going to church.
I'm scared that you may be right. The Japs had a second rate army by 1944 and they still threw every last suicidal bolt action rifle armed infantryman and obsolete tank into the meat grinder. Korean war 2.0 would be a bloodbath.
The fuck? Kek
did i miss the cartoons?
Stigmata.
This band is pretty good
What happened to her?
No i dont think the adventures of the greedy capitalist bear has played yet.
you would be too if you knew missing a note would get you gulaged
they have enough conventional weapons on the border to flatten seoul in 20 minutes anyways,it would start with a bang
>that fucking background
Where the Hell are you, user? Do you need help?
Fucking kek!
How do I get this shit to work. I keep getting pic related
Lets just say going to hell might be better than "heaven".
By all accounts the rank and file North Korean Army is a demoralized mess. They are focused solely on feeding themselves. The actual brainwashed core numbers around 100,000. Their so called "special forces".
Mainly, the REAL Army. The Army that gets food, weapons, training, clothing, etc.
This is some advanced form of psychological programming, I agree. I watched about four hours of the stream last night before going to sleep and had the craziest nightmare about being a smuggler in North Korea. This does seem to have an effect on you.
It's just surreal to watch their television. All of us anons were born after the fall of soviet russia and have no firm grasp on communism. Now we live in a time where anyone can watch a stream of anything from anywhere easily and we watch clips of communist tv. Would make you wonder how different cold war era wouldve been if anyone could plug in and watch soviet russia tv.
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reminder that characters of the show are to be classified like this
>pure
cat girl
>nigger
bear
>piece of shit
racoon
Stop using windows
Was she a fanatic?
They're supposedly low on ammo and fuel though. They might be able to pull off one huge shock and awe barrage on the first day but after that they wouldn't be able to do much.
This. The special forces would probably be our biggest threat.
>Would make you wonder how different cold war era wouldve been if anyone could plug in and watch soviet russia tv.
Americans appreciate that kissing the ass of our leaders is purely optional. Fuck Obama and fuck Trump.
See? I can say that and not go to a gulag.
If you put a truck full of cigarettes out and promised a free carton to each member of the NK army the US would win in minuets
shit you just have the urge to come back and watch right
spooky
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>tfw you're too much of a fag for North Korea
Everything is okay thanks user