It is the weekend my dudes which means Based Korea started broadcasting a few hours earlier than usual. What tasty waifus will we encounter tonight? What is Nigger Bear up to? Will more dogs be sacrificed for the Dear Leader?
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they's growing pot Sup Forumsros
>north korea
>barely any resources or land mass
>most isolated country on earth
>barely any trade economy except with china
>starving population
>somehow is one of only 9 countries with nukes
>somehow is one of only 12 countries with indigenously launched satellites
>now one of only 6 other countries to successfully develop and test high thrust rockets
does this prove that race is linked with intelligence and iq. is this why liberals hate north korea
abcnews.go.com
First for invasion this year
DELETE THIS THREAD
I don't know why I like watching this shit.
1st
Is the news airing now? It sounds so grandiose.
Is this like a "work harder" PSA?
same here user
>is this why liberals hate north korea
uh conservatives like North Korea? Or is it just you Sup Forumstards?
WORK HARDER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Guess who just got BLACKED
u kno they blazin it 420 one luv
The news in Norkland is more like a Southern Baptist preacher talking fire and brimstone. This is just some "Worker's Paradise" propaganda shit.
I think they are just promoting a government program to make new forest areas.
Which makes me sad knowing that there were Obamacare commercials. I'm so glad that commie is out of office.
DERET THIS
PRANT TREES FASTER!!!
lol, yeah. Even their dramas are like that.
>Nork Drama #1099
>Uncle is sick
>Mother is dead
>Everyone must work harder.
When you're watching North Korean TV and go to your fully stocked refrigerator to grab a beer
A REMINDER HOW STRONG THE BEST KOREANS ARE
youtu.be
start at 3:52
COMFY FICUS
Stick a tree in ya butt for the dear leader.
Do the America thing user and go to that fully stocked refrigerator and pick out some perfectly good food and just throw it away.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Goddamn all these people look like they are on meth
Lol, i have an M4 sitting on the counter. I went to the kitchen to get some sausages and laughed thinking about how crazy that would be to a nork.
tfw eating a decadent sandwich and sipping whiskey while i watch dirt farmers half a world away on a screen while i recline it my overstuffed leather chair, then just throw the sandwich away because i don't want it anymore
FOR THE NORKS!
because they are
helps mitigate the symptoms of starvation and is cheaper to produce than food in their communist economy
Any news on the guy live streaming that got v& for doing a handstand?
probably because they are. NK has a huge meth problem and the state actually exports meth abroad that's 99% pure
A steady diet of grass, tree bark, and ratting out your family for a couple rice grains will dot hat to you
What do the flags say?
The nig should be Dennis Rodman.
>tasty waifus
Someone give me a quick rundown on them
Yes, he was executed by firing squad promptly for his unbecoming behavior.
the chinese do it to make land claims in africa as a sort of "whiskey barrelling" like we did to the drunk indians
OK. When the fuck can i move to north korea?
NO EATING TREES
>When you gather the band to encourage the tree planting corps trying to forestate the tundra
There was talk of a helicopter ride so...
You're an idiot.
>that one kid just laying on the mat while everyone else does crunches
I bet he got like ten years hard labor for that.
kek
Hahahhaha they are singing "PRANT TREES FASTER OR WE KIRR YOU SROWER!!!"
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Why do lefties hate North Korea again?
They obviously love the environment and shit
GODDAMN YOU! I'm trying to rock an infant to sleep.I'm trying so goddamn hard not to laugh.
We're still technically at war with them.
That streamer guy was fake news.
youtube.com
>you will never have a qt revolutionary chinese gf
why live ?
And if Trump doesn't like North Korea you'd think the left would immediately love North Korea
happening now
>it's another dancing show
Any Photoshoppers here? This needs to be made
Guys... what the fuck is going to happen to these people's heads if we do liberate them
20 years of labor camp for you
I've never seen a soviet ballet.
"Lesbians and flowers", this is one of Un's favorites. It's a beautiful tale of love, wet snatches and anti-aircraft firing squads.
Dancing numbs the hunger pangs
It also helps to STRIKE FEAR INTO BRACK HEARTS OF CAPITARISH PIG DARWGS
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Stop flooding the stream.
My dick is diamonds right now
They're bowing like she's the kaaba or something?
this should be a permanent channel of msm networks
dudes is there anything else typically played on this channel other than song & dance propaganda?
what a bizarre place
Mass suicides. Pretty metal tbqh desu senpai.
Right you are Ken
Naw, she's just the one that gets raped by a sweaty grimacing Kim Jong Un after the show.
There's an anime about an evil capitalist american bear who screws over his friends.
>this music
Shit just got real
They play "Newspaper Show" sometimes: It's exactly what you'd imagine.
tfw no north korea waifu
PLease stop. My sides can only hurt so much
the news and science programs are the best
just gave me a good idea
>found footage movie
>group of teenagers/college kids win a trip to seoul or some shit
>smartass of the group convinces group to go cross the border and livestream it
>film their journey/capture
meanwhile i make my gorillion shekels while the NoKos put an APB on me for 'slander'
kek I'm new here, this sounds hilarious
WHERE THE SUBTITLES AT?
Those fucking dirty capitalists ain't nothing to fuck with. They will kill all of us.
I hate "Newspaper show". Someone needs to go to the gulags for that one.
This show looks more interesting
okay is this presently a sort of short-format history documercial or something of that nature?
this is all pretty crazy. is this the only channel? are there others? are they all like this?
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OH MY GOD IVE FUCKING SEEN THAT ONE
So fucking boring
>We need to fill this airtime!
>Just shoot some newspapers!
>Dear Reader will be most pleased
North Korean cartoons are Best Korean cartoons.
What's this shit about? Some sort of informative shit about broadcasting?
There are 4 other channels but they aren't broadcast as often and deal with specialized stuff like sports
When does nigger bear come on?
NK state historian waifu
could someone explain how to watch the stream?
i dont use vlc because im not a homosexual
Do any of you guys understand what the fuck they're talking about ?
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Well thats how you watch it you fucking homo.
You open vlc go to "open network stream" and paste the link in there.
Step one: become homosexual
No, there's enough people on the stream.
just put the url in your favorite media player
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spooky ass cross on TV now.
OH FUCK IT'S ABOUT TO GET SPOOPY!!!