Why did I kill Euronymous? Let's find out!
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Euronymous was a fucking poser and a bitch
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Someone told me the guy was going to kill me so I came over to his place with a knife in my hand. He opened the door, saw me, panicked for some reason and rushed into his flat at which point I remembered he had a gun in his room. So you gotta understand, at that point I just had to kill him. Tis' was self-defense.
>["Heil Odin, Heil Odin"]
So apparently he didn't had time to pull out the gun because I stabbed him a few times, so he ran away bleeding all over the floor. So I chased him through apartment block and stabbed him few times more. Tis' was self-defense though. The police said I stabbed him 50 or 60 times times but most of those wound were actually cuts from the broken glass cus' he was trying to escape me through the window.
>["Heil Odin, Heil Odin"]
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