I accidentally injected my dick with super male vitality, it's started to swell up and go red, it really hurts

I accidentally injected my dick with super male vitality, it's started to swell up and go red, it really hurts

I'm serious /pol, pls help

Should I go to the hospital?

Pls help

Your mother should have gone to the hospital.
For an abortion.

Git gud at rugby faggit

Oh no , its retarded

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Drink it all, I'm serious. Your only hope is to go Hulk mode. Now!

your dick has been redpilled

No

It sounds like 1776 is commencing again

Post pics, so we can make an accurate diagnosis. Maybe, I dunno, a pic with you in nothing but white cotton underwear changing a tyre looking all sweaty

Do you mean attire?

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He means
>a tire

>hampsters captcha ¿

Go into overdrive. Skip the next commercial break!

Who wants pic of swole dick

This
it's red because even your dick is now red pilled
it's swelling up because your dick decided to get swole
it hurts because the truth can hurt anyone, even your penis

So this supposed to be what it's like?

Damn right

Newsflash kermit, you're not the puppet-mastero buth rather a natural desaster to your moms vagina,
meat curtains? meet kermit the kindred killer of brain cells all around the known k-lobe, you green

fuck.
Bet your asshole is as black as a detroit supernova, sucking in all that vital black-light semen you so

desperately need to survive the coriolis effect in your fucking green eggplant of a left-turning of a

space station you textile tsunami.
You won't terraform my property either, ya green betch.
Smart? Rather dark, like the nigger cock you suck at night in the park,
high on glue, you even shot the deputy you honourless green bag of rotten molester-slant-eyed mint.
The brithish should've sown you into cowskin after forcing you to breed in a pond of native-piss for

two generationss, you hearthless monster,
killings millionso f colonist families, rading their farms at night then there were (white) women and

(black) children in that cuck-village, you jealous MONSTER!

The second I found out your mensturation-pond of origin I bought a truckload of cement and buried that

everglade-shithole of a green-pest birthing life-soup under a Adele-acre of nazi-concrete.

You have nowhere to return to now, slut.
You can run but you can't hide, frogh-snitch.

mY Stork-henchman are flying sorties day and night.
Surrender now and I may show mercy for your pityful green existence and let you live a nice quiet life

behind bars of peanut-chocolate (which I know you are allergic to).
You are wrong.

>TL;DR Chuck Berry is Kill

post pics dumbo

DO YOU HAVE ANY BRAIN FORCE?!?!?!

Crickets rhythmically sing.

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