>colleague at work noticed I never turn up to the company's LGBT and gender gap awareness events
>questions me about it
>I just say I was busy but he obviously doesn't buy it
What do Sup Forums? The SJWs at work are on to me. I won't be surprised if I get accused of sexism or homophobia in my next performance review.
How do you tackle these forced virtue signalling events by your company Sup Forums? It's seems like all companies are doing it.
>inb4 self employed xD xD
>sorry, i was at home fucking my boyfriend
But what if it's sponsored and hosted by my company? There is a peer pressure expectation that I show up.
Get a skill that will get you into an uncucked field of work.
Welding, for instance.
Tell them you are introverted and do not like to go to events. Or, that you're well aware of the "issues" to the point where rehashing what you already have a strong view on is a waste of your time, when you could be doing something better, like discussing it with people who disagree.
Sorry I was busy doing something actually productive for the company like working
this
... except aim higher
Say you have anxiety at social events.
Considering you're here, you definitely have never had a girlfriend, so it'd be very easy to claim you're gay and that they should all fuck off.
Or you could just say it's utter bullshit because X and Y.
Start acting like a man or you will never become one.
Every welder I know is a lazy piece of shit... The perfect job for a Sup Forumsack, I guess.
You must show them your self-critique and say "Tavaryshche, I don't oppose socialism, my exhaustion doesn't justify me being so neglectful towards socialist problems"
>I'm too busy outside of work to go go non paid events
WOW THAT WAS HARD. Seriously, it could be an event raising awareness for something I actually give a shit about and I wouldn't waste my day off going there for free
Be careful, user. It's getting to the point where these people can have you fired or even arrested for offending them.
Speak like what you say is going to be taken up with HR or read aloud in court.
Put together a group that kill all LGBT and feminist biowaste in their homes. Force them to transfer their money first. Gloves and masks, of course. That should gradually diminish those types of events.
>tfw you accidently drop the redpill on gays & trans at a social gathering and your co-workers agree
LGBT discrimination and gender pay gaps are disgraceful and you should be at the events showing your support.
Go full retard and act like a concern shill.
Don't be a cuck and tell them you think the wage gap isnt real and that LGBT already have all their rights and that you don't really care about their event. They can't do anything to you, you're stating a valid opinion. If they get you fired sue them.
This.
>his company has LGBT events
the obvious solution is to quit you silly bong
keked
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this so much, learn a damn manly trade op
kind of a cuck way out dontcha think?
actually like this one m8
rare words of wisdom from a sven mastercuck
checking dem digits, disregard everything OP, kek wills you do this
WEW. bringing the bantz
whats with all the svens and their cuckish answers in this thread?
fuck off leaf faggot. your PM is a cuck
>this polack has better english than most americans
you proxy fagging?
this and checked
Canada replaced you long ago faggot
Have kids. You won't ever have to explain your absence again. People assume you're too busy taking care of them.
>sk
>rare
Maybe in a few weeks
Ofc the mass-reply faggot is the one to be retarded. Do you even read, Tyrone?
"Or you could just say it's utter bullshit because X and Y.
Start acting like a man or you will never become one."
Translates to:
"Speak you opinion, but have proof.
Man the fuck up."
I've been through a similar situation. I missed the women's March when pretty much everyone in my workplace was there. Mind you, they even hung their pictures at the march on our bulletin board.
I live in France. I tend to think France is a giant hellhole but we don't have that sort of brainwashing events.
How do these scumbags manage to weasel their way into every of positions of power?
It's my privilege to decline attendance to your fag party.
You can just say you don't give a fuck?
Wtf is your test level you cuck
Man the fuck up and tell them you don't believe the gender gap exists, what are you, a pussy?
Hold a pro muslim event, so your employers think you support Islam and you're against gays and trans for religious purposes. Bulletproof
honesty is the best policy, just tell him you don't agree with his poofter identity politics
Easy, I told them they had to pay me for being there. They never asked again
What kind of company waste their money and time on things like this?
>it's 1960's
>in a random soviet country
>get called by boss
>sit down comrade
>chatter for a bit
>so, user, it seems you're not going to our pro party events, what is the meaning of that?
>get transfered to a garbage-collector
>your home now belongs to someone more friendly to state
>you and your family now live in a garden glasshouse
Gee, I wonder how long will it take you to get to the point.
If you aren't getting paid to attend, you don't have to go.
Tell them you volunteer at the white rape victims abortion clinic or something
itt white trash equates success and >100 IQ with cuckoldery
tell them your a mudslime
Do you get paid for it? If not then just avoid it, if anyone tries to give you shit for it then read:
"Achieving Our Country: Leftist Thought in 20th Century America (1998)" by Richard Rorty
Rorty argues that reformism went out of fashion in the ’60s in favor of a “cultural left” that merely critiques and spectates, leaving a void that a right-wing demagogue could exploit to sweep in, claiming to be a champion of regular working people.
These "awareness events" are meaningless and are just set to undermine what people are trying to achieve. This is not a protest people have to change any laws or company rules. Unless it is a protest to change a company rule then it is a meaningless ritual. If people want you to attend a meaningless ritual then they should pay.
This way you seem well versed in left wing political philosophy and don't need to explicitly say faggotry is degenerate.
>Get a skill that will get you into an uncucked field of work.
>
>Welding, for instance.
Unless you get into halal butchery or something you are still going to deal with tons of homosexuals.
Top kek
>How do you tackle these forced virtue signalling events by your company Sup Forums?
Tell them you're a muslim.
You should go once in a while so they don't bother you and done. Just go there and just observe, if they ask you something just nod and say yeah.
Then build up a bomb and immolate yourself in the event.
Why do companies host this circus events? It is not in their descriptions of job. Is that normal in the degeneraated anglo-saxon world?
"Pay me to do it or fuck off."
Boom. Delivered. Record the interaction on your phone.
> Attending any unpaid work function.
Literally why?
Tell them you're Muslim and you hate fags and women or tell them youre Jewish and don't go to unpaid events.
Just fucking go, you can talk to the nice gay people you work with.
I audibly chuckled. Thanks SK, hope you don't get nuked:(
Claim that you are a victim of an oppressed group, and tell them this training is hate speech an further oppression.
These.
Based brogrammer here. Only see whites, Chinese and Indians at work and none care about this type of stuff. Plus we have a Switch and PS4 in the break room and shit
>colleague at work noticed I never turn up to the company's LGBT and gender gap awareness events
Tell him you're already aware of LGBT and know all about gender gap.
It is the will of Allah.
I would just go visit SNAPCHAT Y .ME to leak school's hottest girl's nudes.
>whats with all the svens and their cuckish answers in this thread?
All svens in Sup Forums are larping as a cuck.
Helps with the immersion desu
Shit. Read the rest of this thread. didn't realise centipedes in other countries had it this bad. Fuck!
I support the pay gap.
ugh that's disgusting
>Started working for Lloyds Bank call centre
>Not doing that badly, slowly improving
>We get taken off the phones
>2 representatives from the LGBT/equality group come around to give us a talk
>They give out these rainbow-coloured pens and stress balls at the end
>I don't take any of them
>Go back to work
>Over the next week, my line manager calls me up at least once a day, finding faults with my calls
>No matter how hard I try, she keeps doing it
>On Friday I finally realize that she's just trying to make me feel shit and pressure me out of my job
>She must have noticed I didn't buy into the LGBT/equality shit
>Quit on Friday
>Centipedes
you have to go back faggot
yet
y tho? I'm having this + pay-cut and still going.
Perfect
Or
It clashes with my furry grp meeting
Larp!