Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate

edition.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/index.html

Oh, noes!

based Texas BTFO's Sup Forums in a tremendous way
how do you enjoy Drumpf's America now, Trumpkins?

actually would be a benefit to nofap and maybe the NEETS would be forced to leave their basement.

How will they execute and enforce this?

This. Will they send penis inspectors around daily and fondle your balls to see if you've recently ejaculated or not?

>How will they execute and enforce this?

24/7 audio-video-data monitoring or NSA for short

>tfw fap at least once a day

I would never have money if I lived in Texas.

You misspelled CIA

We need to send her some cock tributes.

Can I just say I and my friend are gay?

This fucking timeline, godamnit.

every white burger will get one

We got em boys.

>once a day
kys degenerate

>it is 2020
>the Department of Texan Self Pleasure Banishment has been established with a 20 million dollar a year budget
>this includes upwards of 100 surveillance agents constantly monitoring all audio and surveillance through out the state of Texas listening and looking for anyone masturbating
>all internet service providers put a system that red flags you when internet porn it open and goes directly to the DoTSPB
>if you set off the red flag system or a surveillance agent catches you tugging on your wiener through your phone's camera a black van secret police squad of 15 men breach into your home
>only rumors of what happens next are known

And they call us Nazis

This is fake, it is completely legal to masturbate here.
Oh wait Texas =/= Chile

this was done because the proposer wanted to make a point that masturbation is like abortions, kek

>sir, we found sperm on your toothbrush
>...this...this...i can explain it...
>...bad dog, bad bad dog... stop it!

>once a day is degenerate

3-7 a day here, am I going to make it?

Read the article idiot she only did it to be a cunt Dyke because apparently masturbation is on par with abortion

American women hate men
What a surprise, I would have never guessed it

If it's every time they masturbate onto an unfertilised egg in a petri dish then I'm okay with this.

Twice a day master race reporting in.

>State police found the cumbrush

I masturbate without removing my clothes qnd without using my handsl. You can't prove shit.

She would have a point if she made a bill forcing men to accept the will of the women if they put one pregnant.

Obviously.

Women in government, taking time to tackle the real issues.

Fucking this

Oh so you were just pretending to be a retarded ass wipe? My bad. Good one...

Austin is to Texas as Melbourne is to the rest of Australia.

$200/day here too

ooo I haven't seen this meme is a while.

No. You'll rub it away to nothing. kys now.

Are they going to put cameras on mens hands or something to find out if they are masterbating?

This violates the constitution in all sorts of silly ways.

To be fair when's the last time the government obeyed the constituion anyway?

WOMEN : THE DISEASE OF THIS PLANET.

Sure, as long as you fine women during their periods at the same rate per day. After all, fair is fair.

It's a satirical bill that tries to equate masturbation to abortion and does nothing but prove that feminist politicians are retarded. Funny thing is by that logic they'd have to fine women during their periods as well if they want to be fair to both sexes.

1882

Every cuck's dream!

Maybe women should suck their dicks so they won't have to masturbate.

>fail at 8th grade biology
>make false comparison between ejaculation of semen and abortion of living fetuses
>have messed up hair, ugly feminist

Why am I not surprised?

Have you read the book The Circle?

>because apparently masturbation is on par with abortion

Not wanting to have kids is abortion now?
By this guy logic, if some religious kid say "you can only make sex to have childrens, since I really dont want to have childrens I will die virgin." he is commiting abortion.

Actually by his logic someone that dont buy an album from artist X, is literally destroying some cd from this artist X

That's an amigulous picture. We need a clearer on. For science.

Regarding this 'proposal.' It is a literal greasy Mestizo feminist who is trying to equate masturbation with abortion. Masturbation is a sin and it is wasting seed, but it is not on par with abortion.

wasting a infinite resource, that increases with the population of males

give us ONE reason, not to #KILLALLFEMINISTS

What about women, would they be fines for cumming too? Also, how is this bill going to be enforced when the right bodily autonomy exists in the constitution?

Wait...are you okay, India?

>give us ONE reason, not to #KILLALLFEMINISTS

They'd be better used as slaves. The salvagable ones as sex slaves, and the uggo cunts used for manual labor in coal mines and shit.

Show them sexual oppression and work equality the hard way. Let them see how good they actually had it.

>women telling men what they can and can't do with their bodies
>exactly what they complain about

women are so annoying

This bill's an argumentum ad absurdum against regulating abortion and isn't even intended to pass in the first place.

And besides, Texas can't criminalize masturbation anymore. They got their ass kicked in SCOTUS when they tried to keep criminalizing using sex toys.

I hope you get retroactively aborted, passive nazi faggot

It's a bill to make a point not actually pass or enforce.

She wants to show how absurd it is to put all these bills that penalize women's health/abortion shit if they applied it to men, which when it comes down to it for abortions done in the first week or so after conception? Yeah they're about equatable. An undifferentiated ball of cells vs sperm cells on a tissue paper, both wasted cells but not a murder. Most abortions are done really early and they just give them a course of pills to take and the egg never implants. It's just that morning after/plan B stuff.

>mfw penis inspection day is tomorrow and I just fapped

... men already do. only a woman can choose abortion, a man just has to accept whatever choice she makes and if she keeps it, pay the child support.

>'wasting' seed

How do you waste something that's produced in such insanely high amounts and numbers. Even in a successful conception you've "wasted" hundreds of millions of sperm that didn't make it.

That religious doctrine never made sense.

I'VE GOT THE FEMALE VERSION OF THIS WANKING BILL

women get circumcised

>I-I can explain that!