PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Merkel Press Conf 3/17/17
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>Pres Trump/Merkel @ WH 3/17/17
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>Pres Trump roundtable w/USA-DEU biz leaders 3/17/17
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>Pres Trump roundtable w/VA 3/17/17
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>Pres Trump meets Rep Study Committee 3/17/17
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>Pres Trump remarks @ St Patricks Day 3/16/17
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>Pres Trump remarks @ Friends of Ireland 3/16/17
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>VP Pence swears in Dan Coats (DNI) 3/16/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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FUN STUFF
>The Story behind MAGA hats
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>Female Trump vs Male shillary
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>Tucker talks Trumpism
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
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>American Comeback Story
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GET THEM OUT EDITION
MOVEMENT
please CLAP i'm begging you :(((
Wow really makes you think
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>this will blow up in leftists faces if they spread it
(reposting so whoever asked can see)
>Provide proof of "obama artificially inflating deportations via turning away people at the border" or don't respond to me with your blogs.
Well, here it goes.
According to the Pew Research Center [1]
> One distinct feature of the record number of deportations is the increasing share of deportations by U.S. Customs and Border Protection after border apprehension. In 2013, 25% of all deportations were carried out by the agency, up from 17% in 2012.
> Meanwhile, the number of deportations carried out by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which deports people caught both at the border and the interior of the country, fell in 2013 compared with 2012.
> This rise in the number of deportations also coincides with stalled growth of the U.S. unauthorized immigrant population since 2009, and a more recent rise in the number of apprehensions at the U.S.-Mexico border.
> In 2013, there were 414,000 apprehensions at the southwest border, a rise of 27% over 2011 (the most recent low in apprehensions).
Will that do or that's too biased for you? It seems to corroborate the claim, even if it was not made by me.
[1] pewresearch.org
0 - Joe [The Fool]
1 - Pepe [The Magician]
2 - Le Pen [The High Priestess]
3 - Melania Trump [The Empress]
4 - Donald Trump [The Emperor]
5 - Chris Christie [The Hierophant]
6 - Mike Pence [The Lovers]
7 - Sean Hannity [The Chariot]
8 - Ted Cruz [Strength]
9 - Jeb Bush [The Hermit]
10 - Sean Spicer [Wheel of Fortune]
11 - Jeff Sessions [Justice]
12 - Michael Flynn [The Hanged Man]
13 - Bernie Sanders [Death]
14 - Alex Jones [Temperance]
15 - George Soros [The Devil]
16 - Tucker Carlson [The Tower]
17 - Julian Assange [The Star]
18 - Styx [The Moon]
19 - Stefan Molyneux [The Sun]
20 - Trey Gowdy [Judgement]
21 - Bannon Trump [The World]
i miss the primaries
One of his greatest lines
Seeing at least one bamboozled shill with 20+ Posts last thread, so just going to drop this off here...
always awoo~
>[X]Defeated Hofer easily
>[X]Blocked cabinet appointments for months
>[X]Blocked first Muslim Ban
>[X]Removed Flynn
>[X]Revealed Sessions ties to Russia
>[X]Forced Sessions recusal
>[X]Blocked Trumpcare
>[X]Baited Trump into tweeting lies about President Obama without proof
>[X]Blocked second Muslim Ban
>[X]Defeated Wilders easily
>[X]Blocked wall funding
YOU ARE HERE
>[ ]Comey unveils wide ranging investigation into Russian/Trump collusion
>[ ]Easily defeat LePen
>[ ]Remove Bannon
>[ ]Remove Sessions
>[ ]Block Gorsuch Nomination
>[ ]Block tax cuts for the rich
>[ ]Block third Muslim Ban
>[ ]Full tax returns released
>[ ]BiPartisan support for impeachment
>[ ]Impeached
>[ ]Tried for Treason
>[ ]Imprisoned
>[ ]Dies alone, poor, and disgraced in Prison
why do people even cater to fat monsters
they'll lose that weight if you stop making mcdonalds runs for them
obesity makes me sick
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thanks
>shills still shilling
Just give up, CIA! We're going to avenge everyone you have wronged and especially JFK!
Sure he did. Meanwhile in the real-world, Trump torpedoed his own credibility by blatantly lying about a former president. He needs to apologize.
HOW DO YOU KEEP EATING WHEN YOU'RE TWO TONS LET ALONE MOVE.
>implying every jeb picture isnt 100 percent awesome
someone make an edit where the dad is replaced with a big fat coloured hair sjw and the daughter is a breitbart reporter holding the Muh Russia report
Can we start winning again someday?(
>TRUMP MUST DISAVOW
Oh how the time has changed, but the schemes remain the same.
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>Meanwhile in the real-world, Chris Schmidt of the Jew York Times torpedoed his own credibility by blatantly lying about a former president.
FTFY
Anyone else regret voting for this orange tinted demagogue?
I want to bend Kellyanne Conway over my thrifty $59 SÄLJAN laminate kitchen island countertop furnished in a disingenuously ritzy marble black finish from IKEA on which I prepare a variety of entry level cuisines such as ramen or fruit loops in my seedy $400 a month apartment and put my sword in her stone.
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>Trump torpedoed his own credibility by blatantly lying about a former president.
Libtards care about every little thing Trump does and Trump voters only care about what Trump promised to do. He can get away with anything. Especially with a red Congress.
>He needs to apologize.
For what, saying that Obama is a nigger? Obama spied on Germany so it's not unprecedented.
>debate tonight
>getting comfy with Sup Forums
>got some nice cold beer and snacks
>"WRONG." laugh hysterically
>Trump starts fucking swingin
>Sup Forums goes nuts
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I miss it too user, truly the spoils of war that we'll never get to experience great times like that again.
people actually will feed them
that should be considered criminal
flawless
117362442
Let's see how many posts he makes this thread, shall we?
Trump is a natural alpha. That's why he destroyed everybody on that stage.
>b-but muh NYT
>b-but it's not really wiretapping!!
>b-but muh air quotes!!
I am all the time while you aren't.
Still using Hillary pepes, eh?
It's a mental illness of both the fatty and the feeder.
shills are mad because muh russia got blown out of the water for good
What are you guys doing for lunch? I'm having a lasangna
Post YFW a senator reads this aloud to Comey before asking a question:
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I remember reading about a guy who got that fat and all he did was drink water and take vitamins. He didn't eat for like a year
>He needs to apologize.
Let's assume he never does (and he won't, he never did except for the pussy tape). What now Will he cease to be president?
Face it, it that is the only hope Trump detractors have (and they are pushing hard for an apology that will never happen) they are in for a surprise.
Remember the press conference where he would talk about Obama birth certificate? kek, wasn't that loads of fun? 30 seconds and it was over
Nah, the ones who destroyed their credibility were those who made the articles, back tracked on them and now even deny Merkel getting wire tapped years ago when she was.
Its very very profitable to have people eat lots and continue to serve them. I feel like this is obvious. You have to tax them a lot.
So soon as we get a big fat tax and cut food aid to bare necessities obesity will drop massively.
The fool card is the most powerfull card
PAY
>Defeated Wilders easily
Don't let shills tell you this, his gained representatives in the Dutch government, so it's a small victory.
maybe euthanasia and forced sterilization aren't bad things after all
Is he animorphing into an elephant?Why the leg barnacles?
>muh taxes btfo
>muh russians btfo
I wonder what the new thing will be.
idk, debate nights kind of sucked, I was nervous and the shilling was almost unbearable
That pasta hasn't been spammed in every thread for the past couple weeks
this
pepe should be the fool
styx can be the magician
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Checked!
He got 20 seats, all to himself, and can be a thorn to the opposing side. They never expected to gain any in fact lose so bad he's be out.
>he's still the minority
>b-but he's still a winner!!
>117362374
SESSIONS TALKED TO A RUSSIAN WHEN HE WAS A SENATOR AND WENT TO A CHURCH TRIP TO RUSSIA ONCE. STOP WITH THE RUSSOPHOBIA. IT IS NOT A CRIME TO TALK TO SLAVS.
They'll still do muh Russia for his entire 8 years
Kikes never give up on their shilling
It is still useful people debunking the easily disproved lies. Redpills the rest of the flock.
Probably nothing
rhymes with bobama
That literally made me cringe.
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Um...Guys last night I had the most insane dream and I have to tell you about it.
It's a really long one so hold on tight.
We learned that Kek is literally the name of an anthropomorphic ancient Egyptian frog deity (Pepe)
. They literally had ancient hieroglyphics of him and it looked just like Pepe.
Then Donald trump announced he was running for president but he was extremely politically incorrect and was basically Sup Forums if it was a candidate.
The Republican Party and democrat party hated him and threw everything they could at him but they couldn't stop him.
We soon discovered that the reason they couldn't stop him is because Kek (the frog deity) was protecting him.
We reached the coveted 77777777 post and it simply said "Trump will win"
This was taken by us as a sign from Kek.
Also trump tweeted a rare Pepe and near the end the media flipped out and called it a white nationalist symbol.
This caused the ADL to label him a hate symbol.
Then Donald trump became president after everyone except us doubted him the whole way through.
tldr: We literally memed Donald Trump into the presidency because a frog god named Kek told us to, and in the process we totally reclaimed Pepe from the normies.
It was a pleasant dream and I'm kinda sad it's over desu
>tfw trumps own government BTFO him
bobomber
desu, since he won't have any Republican challengers, we can focus all our meme energy on defeating whatever shit candidate the Dems put up in 2020.
ZA WARUDO
Reminder that this fat fuck demands others pay for his healthcare and complains about pre-existing conditions.
Will repost to ensure it got the eyes of the interested parties, now with the thiccest daughter to get the eyes of the mob
>Provide proof of "obama artificially inflating deportations via turning away people at the border" or don't respond to me with your blogs.
Well, here it goes.
According to the Pew Research Center [1]
> One distinct feature of the record number of deportations is the increasing share of deportations by U.S. Customs and Border Protection after border apprehension. In 2013, 25% of all deportations were carried out by the agency, up from 17% in 2012.
> Meanwhile, the number of deportations carried out by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which deports people caught both at the border and the interior of the country, fell in 2013 compared with 2012.
> This rise in the number of deportations also coincides with stalled growth of the U.S. unauthorized immigrant population since 2009, and a more recent rise in the number of apprehensions at the U.S.-Mexico border.
> In 2013, there were 414,000 apprehensions at the southwest border, a rise of 27% over 2011 (the most recent low in apprehensions).
Will that do or that's too biased for you? It seems to corroborate the claim, even if it was not made by me.
[1] pewresearch.org
yeah that's either made up or the guy was lying and stuffing his face in the meantime
you can't get that atrociously fat without inhaling calories every chance you get
Brock's even got you guys working on weekends? Sad!
Okay, Persona.
You are hyped for the 5th game, right?
REMINDER: ANIME FAGS ARE NOT WELCOME!!!
THEY ARE A PARASITE ON A SOCIETY AND WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO ON THE DAY OF THE ROPE!
REPENT NOW AND YOU MIGHT BE SAVED.
REMAIN IN YOUR SINFUL WAYS AND YOU WILL BE EXECUTED.
THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
what's his endgame?
FOR
>Blatantly lying is okay as long as you think you can "get away with it."
Sauce on anime?
Tuna and ramen.
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The CIA/leddit have no souls so it doesn't matter to them.
Please stop spamming, once was enough.
> officials who has seen documents
Isn't that the equivalent of "sources say"?
This desu, I'm not as familiar with Dutch politics, but because of their close ties to Germany, I assume they are pretty cucked.
I know it's bait, but I've got AIDS (Autism Induced Debating Syndrome)
seriously? it's kill la kill
Oops I didn't write that correctly. He lost all his fat.
Kill la Kill.
No.
This
Are you fucking serious man? How long have you been here? Kill la Kill.
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Checked nice quads
How does one get so excited for old hillbilly white men I'm curious
He just hasn't provided proof yet.
I want to really see him read it with a straight face.
>Please stop spamming, once was enough.
Was it you that asked for it last thread? Do you concede the argument then?
If they get affordable healthcare, they should be FORCED to work out. Hell, every American should be forced to work out, if able. There is literally no excuse for able body people to exercise.
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