Would you rather be cute and gay or ugly and straight anons?

Would you rather be a
>Shorter than 6' (1.83m) but taller than 5'5" (1.52m)
>Thin twinkish body
>little to no body hair
>7+/10 face
>cute bubble butt
>super gay, even traps are unnattractive to you
or
>either tall lanklet or short and chubby
>hairier than generally considered attractive
>ugly (4/10 or worse)
>straight or Sup Forums "straight" (liking traps)

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Man I'm already the later and it's OK. I don't think the gay liftstyle is for me. Especially being a twink.

But you know what isn't bait (or a honeypot)?

The OFFICIAL /polgb/ Discord:

discord.gg/hvB6J

I'd rather be dead.

first is pretty comfy desu

I'm the equivalent of the former but without the gayness
basically I'm straight twink with a large dick

Cut and gay, atleast men can relate to men
But my already a 7/10 and 6'0 so I'll pass

my condolences

No, I'm fine being who I am. Fuck off with these bullshit threads

OP here, already on there, and I'm the former.
damn really?
I know it is. I'm scared to do meat ups though >.<
Why are you in Europe ;~;
tbqh I thought I posted this on /r9k/. If mods could move it I would appreciate it.

Yea when I was tiny I'd hunch over and pretend I was a stegosaurus because of the bumps on my back from my spine
I was a special kind of retard

>tfw the first thing describes me but not gay

Second of fucking course, I am not mentally ill and don't want to be one.

kik?

>Why are you in Europe ;~;
Explain

Pick cute and gay and then just fuck women anyway because orientation is a meme.

any man that would actually want to be considered "cute" is already gay per definition

Kek, this. Gay is a choice so I'd just choose not to be.

I literally did this.

>thought I was gay all through my teenage years
>did degenerate shit because I was an atheist
>found God/read philosophy
>realized doing gay shit was wrong so I stopped

Seriously, once you start thinking of a woman as a whole person instead of just particular sex organs it's pretty fucking easy to break the "but muh orientation" shit

This isn't politics.

There is literally nothing bad about the first option.

HOW IS THIS SHIT POLITICS AGAIN?!

A sissy lovey Sup Forums user to cuddle with would be perfection.

Seeing as Im probably more of the ladder, save for being lanky or a fat fuck, Id chose the former.

madaogo
You sound hot, I'm the first thing (gay)
>tbqh I thought I posted this on /r9k/. If mods could move it I would appreciate it.

>Being gay
>Being a fat manlet
Genetics wont stop me , hahahaha.

It's not gay of the penis is feminine desu.

I'd take the gay desu you can always go the gym and add muscle mass while repressing your faggotry you can't fix your face and 5'9-5'11 is a pretty decent height if you have a cute face

>not being Bisexual Master Race

Sure I'll be ga-
>super gay, even traps are unattractive to you
Fuck that shit

Since I have a prostate and no other gender does even though we say they do. Nor ejaculates. Even though we say they do. Only us. I pick the first one. Because I already am lol

Hehe i can tell you are uncut and a mr big dick. Good on ya

I am already ugly and straight so ...

>Over 6 foot
>lanklet

Jesus Christ, you manlets are a joke.

Not all are, I was trying to describe them as undesirable. I'm not a manlet though 5'10"

Join the OFFICIAL /polgb/ Discord:

discord.gg/GMugy

The personification of /LGBT here looks a little jaundiced is it from the Hepatitis C and or aides and rectal cancer?

Just a bunch of faggots circlejerking.

>tfw no gays in canada but me

Ugly and straight any day.

Excuse me your fucking PM is gay

Trudeau is a faggot

Cute gay here. I'd rather be straight. Assuming of course my cock remains the same size or bigger.

I'm already gay and around 6ft just wish I was cute

What about bi? I like little girls too much to be gay.

Its a honeypot, it has literal pedophiles on it, just recently talking about wanting to fuck cartoon children. And is moderated by a jew