What did Molymeme mean by this?

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He's trying to capture him into his cult

Jontron is like Tom Cruise of e-celebs.He wants him to join his cult to increase its popularity.

He's trying to promote himself to a larger audience, by pretending to be interesting in educating Jontron

>educating Jontron
You mean indoctrinating him into his cult

>come to Canada for training

But what if he does it?

>What did Molymeme mean by this?

Moly Meme is taking on an apprentice in the ways of making an argument. Training begins in the Appalachians

>Nice try JonTron but you lack arguments, come to leafland to get argument training

>"OY VEY GOY KEEP MAKING THREADS ABOUT ME AND MY ABSOLUTELY BASED CULT, WE GONNA REDPILL SO MANY GOYIM TO BECOME (((LIBERTARIANS)))"

JonTron will be rebuilt into Darth Tron by molymeme

SHUT IT DOWN MIKE SHUT IT

Is anyone else picturing this?

>proclaims himself a philosopher
>wastes his time with amateurs
MolyMEME indeed

What the fuck is this madman doing?

Fake tweets never get old.

MIKE.CUT.HIM.OFF

You know editing the html instead of photoshop will actually make it look real

It is real

'training'
I get it
Molymeme is into manlets

MIKE

CUT

Degenerate gay sex.

>Jontron, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power! Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.

*steps out of the shadows while slow clapping*
Heh not bad kid. Not bad at all. You almost had an argument there. You might even last 2 minutes out there. But you are not ready, not yet. You go out there and you'd get eaten alive. Come on don't look so down, you have potential, we just have to unlock it. Come with me, I'll train you. We have a lot of work...kid...

>Stefan thinks he's a good debater

>Heh, nothin personel jontron

I've never seen someone have an argument against his positions lol

MIKE LET ME KNOW WHEN JONTRON HAS CONTACTED YOU AND CUT HIM OFF IF HE INTERRUPTS. HE'S COMING ON THE SHOW WHETHER HE FUCKING LIKES IT OR NOT.

MIKE!

>ninjas surround bruce wayne
>impossible for him to debate them all at once
>coming up with skillful rebuttals but its clear he's losing the fight
>CUT THEM OFF RAS CUT THEM OFF THIS IS MY TEMPLE
>your training is complete

YOU THINK YOUR GOOD DON'T YA? I HAVE 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN THE FIELD OF DEBATING. I HAVE THE MOST POPULAR PHILOSOPHY PODCAST AROUND. YOU HAVE NOTHING. THAT'S RIGHT, NOTHING TO SHOW FOR YOUR DEBATING SKILLS. YOU'RE AN UPSTART TRYING TO DETHRONE ME - HANG ON HANG ON EXCUSE ME I'M TALKING. YOU'RE BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE NOW AREN'T YO- THAT'S ENOUGH. STOP INTERRUPTING ME. INTERRUPT ME AGAIN AN- RIGHT THAT'S IT. MIKE, SHUT IT DOWN.

HOLY SHIT MOLYMEME GOING FULL KING KAI!!!
MIKE CONFIRMED FOR GREGORY!!

Molymeme was trained by the original madman

Calm down stefan you getting bit angry now

I seriously hope jontron doesn't fall for the bait

Jontron didn't make any arguments

He's disappointed he lost so many subscribers after that 'I'm the philosopher here meltdown.'

He's finally fallen. What a ride.

What are you even trying to convey?

>cult
>inigo montoya.jpg

inb4 molymeme trains an army of ecelebs to destroy the leftist onslaught and save western civ.

Where does this cut him off meme originate from? I stop listening to Molyneux a couple weeks ago.

Molymeme wants to introduce him to his new inner circle.

Made me check

>Goku needs his Master Roshi and learn the "not an argument" spirit bomb

>"The time for arguments... is over."

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oh god
this is DEFINITELY the best timeline

I'm just jealous of the ben garrison profile drawing.

Zyklon Ben takes commission work, bro.

Cough up the shekels and he'll make one of you too.

wait for the death of boogie
and the John Oliver sex scandal
(in the same day)
just wait
print this

arent you tired of shilling non stop ?

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