Damn... Sup Forums just got

Damn... Sup Forums just got
>Blown.
>The.
>Fuck.
>Out.

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get out of my shed

No sane man wants to have anything to do with a vaginally blown out whore

I don't even know how I perform since I'm a fucking virgin

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So that why most of Sup Forumstards are into 10yo?

imagine that you're such a soulless degenerate that you think sex is a "performance"

Women who have had multiple sex partners are often very unsatisfying in bed.

Not because they aren't "good at it" but because it's all so sterile and normalized; and because there was no actual hunt. A deer that simply lies down is no great prey.

Anyway, I don't know why women think men should be ashamed of "not being good at it". Only a true cuck would be that concerned about a woman's pleasure.

Women hate virgins most of all.

You're in the right place.

>haha I'm more experienced than you pls date me

No

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Wow I'm sure this isn't a slide thread, because this is really topical and has much to do with politics

What if we are? Why not?

How?? Your women are some of the most promiscuous

I'd imagine this "argument" is akin to a used car salesman trying to tell you the beat up station wagon is worth the money because it's been driven across the country twice, so it's "broken in" and proved it can handle lots of different geography.

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just a hunch, but probably because he doesn't want that

Nice politics hehe xd

Kek...sluts trying to con good honest men into fucking their nasty used pussies. Fuck outta here literal trash.

Checked

autism knows no nationalities

With that attitude she seems like a real keeper. Practically wife material, in fact.

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INCREDIBLE THAT FUCKING PROOFS IT DAMN user YOU JUST MADE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE. HOW THE FUCK WILL WE EVER RECOVER. I MEAN I CANT EVEN

S.

his personal preference or living in some backwardsland town like there seems to be in every country

this

or you know. herps

/thread

No. I dont like whores.

Plus men of religion are being violated by whoredom.

And through my experiences I know the difference from feeling a tight hole to a sjw blowhole

>mfw been with the same girl for 4 years
>mfw we lost our virginities to each other
>mfw we both think whores are undesirable

There must be something interesting going on 'cause there's been a fucking ton of these slide threads today.

Ahhhm innnn yaaaa shed BIIIITTCH

you think this bothers anyone? im a social outcast anyway, you think i want to live up to your standards?
fuck off normie

same

I didnt want to waste my time with whores before but after you attacked my masculinity, wtf I want to date the town bicycle now

im 22 and virgin too
also checked

Thats why you pump and chump with no regard of their pleasure

>tfw Im that asshole who fucks women in a drunken/high stupor and make them feel used the next day
>tfw men like me are probably responsible for this feminist/raoe culture movement
>tfw I can't remember the last time I made a one night stand orgasm
>tfw I don't care

They want to be "free spirits" or "explore their sexuality"?

Fuck them

>Jamilah

Into the trash it goes!

>Caring what whores think

wew this slut needs to get over herself

No, I just don't like loose vaginas and STDs

they will also know all the cures for STD's

So you don't know how you will perform doing something first time? Remember when you tried to ride a bike first time without training wheels?

I recently ended a relationship with a woman I thought I had a future with

I learned she taken quite a few rides on the cock carousel

I'm good, thanks

It's not the increased likelihood of getting STDs, it's not the fact that some people are naive and believe in 'true love', preferring to marry one person, or that people know that people with more sexual experience can't hold stable relationships statistically, no, i'm afraid i won't be good in bed.

ok

What if I just don't want STDs? lol

>implying that acquiring access to fertile vaginas doesn't guide & direct the majority of men's decisions, political or otherwise

hehe nice meme

My worst fear in life is to get shackled to a woman who thinks this way. Uses sex as a weapon to manipulate me or punish me by withholding it or defiles its meaning.

My girlfriend and I broke up about a month ago, and she's been drilled twice since then. All the talk about how passionate and special it was means fuck all. She was a wolf in sheep's clothing and it's truly rocked my world. I'm afraid I'm not as good as seeing the integrity in people as I thought and I'll wind up chained to an absolute cunt.

One thing is, for example, a 25 year old woman to have had a few sexual partners in the past, which is normal.

Another thing is for that same 25 year old woman to have had like 50 dicks in her holes and mouth in the same period of time.

I also don't get this about women. They sometimes complain that men don't satisfy them and what not but fail to make it known for the most part. They expect men to be a fuck machine and know how to suck pussy like it's the end of the world. Then they blame men they can't cum after they've only masturbated with giant vibrators since they were like 15.

I thought moot killed the sage ability years ago

her name sounds like something a nigerian would ask me before selling me drugs

Would you rather have this cool refreshing glass of milk, or this thick warm milk that 50 other guys have came in?

I don't

Men are conditioned to desire being 1st place. So why would we want to settle for being a woman's 11th? Not worth it; we will always feel like we can do better until we get 1st place.

Now you know better. As the (fascist) poet says: "Cast a cold eye on life, on death".

To be fair, having every STD under the sun IS a good indicator of sexual experience.

Sup Forums is now wizardchan

Hear Hear

Why shouldn't they run from you if you're going to judge them based on something that they can't do much about without your help?

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You could also be a virgin that shares needles tho

>eating pussy
>ever even once

thats your first mistake

It isn't so bad as you may be told, even with condoms there are some nasty STD's you can get, and if you get sex once it becomes incredibly addicting.

>implying that I would care about the woman's "experience"
kek

You will be ungodly awful your first time, user. Everyone is. On the plus side, nobody bar porn stars is "good" at sex. You put your dick in, gyrate your hips in weird motions as deep as you can, then let her climb on top when she wants to cum.

I will say, I'm god tier at finger banging- mostly due to my ET fingers. I could make my ex cum by rubbing over her underwear. Get good at that. I know some anons like to eat pussy, but I just can't. Tastes bad and you get cancer from it.

stop making men sound like alpha attention whores

kills this meme already

Heck, I think Russia has the worst case of STD's too.

if she's had sex with 50 guys what are the odds that I'll be the one that she says "he's the best"?

about 1/50, really. Sure I'll be DTF but for anything longer term she won't be worth it.

>sexual experience
>sexual experience
>sexual experience

See you on the other side faggots

how would you know what you like and don't like

I am not running away from them because I'm "disgusted" by their behavior. Nobody's perfect. Only god is perfect, and god's judgment is infinitely wiser than mine. we're just people. In fact, many of those kinds of women look very sexually attractive and kind of make my benis hard... Then again, women aren't sexual objects, they're people. So I'm not going to try to get a woman better just because I want to fug her girlpucci.
I am just aware of the statistics and scientific studies that suggest women who have had a lot of premarital sex are far more likely to cheat than wizard level virgins who waited till marriage.
Now, it's not like I'm some perfect virign. I've fucked a few times, and honestly it wasn't even worth it. Being a chad and fucking as much as possible is meaningless and risky, to be desu.

He's right though, the whole thing behind not wanting to get cucked is being 1st place. I WANNA WIN.

I'll have them running from me in this outfit

I heard you can buy a blonde haired blue eyed18 year old virgin in Modolva for like 8k.

>caring what women think

didnt know that guy was Swedish

GET OUT OF MY IMMIGRATION CRISIS

>Had two previous fuckbuddies that were roasties
>Now dating a girl whose virginity I took
The difference in tightness is incredible.
Beats "knowing how to please a man" by a mile. Knowing she hasn't been a whore helps a lot too. The lack of baggage that comes from fucking a bunch of guys in their lifetime is worth it by itself.

Eh different girls tastes differently, but yeah why bother if you are good with fingers.

Whores are worthless and taking dick warps a female's ability to bond properly. They weren't made to fuck endlessly and without emotion. It ruins their psyche.

> pic related

I'm pretty sure men are just running from women who can't even count their past sexual experiences anymore.

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>Whores are worthless and taking dick warps a female's ability to bond properly. They weren't made to fuck endlessly and without emotion. It ruins their psyche.

isn't this board for political shit

And everytime I'll bump until you can answer me what the fuck is this thread sliding.

everything is politics
particularly this applies to societal standards

stupid roastie thoughts are for men

Also it takes two to tango hoe, if your'e sitting there like a bag of bricks don't be mad at me if you didn't like it.

Not necessarily true, I lost my virginity to a girl who had sex quite a few times before me and I had told her that I was not a virgin.
Fucking is not that hard and it's a myth that you'll be bad your first time, I just kissed her untill she got turned on then put my dick in and fucked her at a steady pace.
She came twice before I did.
Tl:dr, sex isn't that hard to do well

Basically this, it always works and its simple

>start kissing the girl
>let her sit on your lap reverse cowgirl style while kissing
literally every girl on earth will then do this
>she gets into it, she starts moving her hips as if you are already fucking her
DON'T start dry humping her, keep yourself reserved at this point, if you start humping now, you might get overexcited and blow your load making you look foolish. Throw out maybe 1-2 slow movements of your pelvis so she can feel your dick clearly through your pants.

At this point she is basically under your control, her brain is going to be like a fireworks show from these simple steps. Woman pretty much love it when the man leads and suggests idea, don't fuckpill her too fast though. fetish suggestions too early on may break your mind control on her.

At this point you pull back and unbutton your pants, if her shirt isn't already off at this point she will always take it off.

Make absolutely SURE you get a blowjob first, get the first load done with. Next your absolutely have to eat her out, the girl will love it and your dick will recover its strength, investigate her roast appropriately and apply mouth where needed. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

The fucking process is pretty easy, reverse cowgirl is very easy to do and won't tire you out ever, girls like it when you help them bounce, just grab her hips and help her move.

WARNING: don't even attempt this with a fat fuck, it will be very painful, for you.

There is more, people in this thread probably have their own full proof method as well.

>start kissing the girl
it doesnt fucking work like that, when I do I get slapped or punched and the police called and I have to run away

Sluts can't partner bond and nothing shows character better than a persons history. No matter how much you dumb cunts try to warp and distort the facts the facts are still the facts and you're all still used up sluts.

Why should any self-respecting man settle for chewed up leftovers?

You are playing with fire, breh

youtube.com/watch?v=T6tIf8ZWSFc

If they had so many they probably don't care.

>she came twice before I did
That's a nice way to out yourself as a lying faggot.

Don't give up hope my man.

The trick is never to be chained down.

I don't even know what motivates me, is it hate? Is it a desire for justice for you guys? Is it just plain old lust?

It doesn't matter, they must know what it feels like to be responsible for their actions and I usually skip town after doing something like that.

>tfw been drifting for the past 4 years

Obviously get a GF first, this is the part the requires effort. Women like interesting men, you need to make yourself look interesting.

Pick up a hobby, respect your body by being healthy, be hygienic. These things will allow you to basically pick women at this point.

this only confirms Sup Forums is a muslim board.
scoring high levels of virginity=pure.
all virgins i knew grew to have great famillies and saw thier grandchildren's children before they died.

It's not hard, broski. I mean, unless she wasn't attracted to you in the first place and it's some sort of weird pity fuck you're getting. Or you're premature.