Meanwhile, in Switzerland
Meanwhile, in Switzerland
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>Switzerland is one of the best countries in the world and a shining example of how to build a proper state and economy
>The rest of Europe looks upon it and says "Fuck being a first world country, we should be more like Brazil!" and proceeds to brand anyone that has similar views to SVP as Nazis
>Swiss continue to vote SVP and Europe doesn't seem to care despite the literal Nazis right in the middle of the continent
>not posting updated spring edition
Find the 8 differences!
>in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
>Swiss continue to vote SVP
uh... poor oskarli...
>The cuckoo clock.
That's rather a Kraut thing, really.
i'm seriously considering terrorist attacks on EU infrastructures
gotta get rid of Freysinger now...
>gotta get rid of Freysinger now...
fuuuuggg, you're right! Would you like to suggest some new, young talent?
>9/11 poster
swiss confirmed evil
>the point
>your swiss "head"
What's wrong with Cuckoo Clocks?
ask orson welles
I lived in Luzern for three years; this image sums it up nicely.
Dont swiss people barely have friends? I heard that they all just like to be alone
How long until Switzerland gets cucked?
I've seen lots of Somalians and Eritreans roaming your streets...
Not to mention all the fucking Yugos and Albanians
what do you think about the theory that says Templar knights helped create our country in the 1300's when they flew from france, hence our cross flag and advanced financial system?
big cities are pretty fucked especially geneva, zurich and lausanne but frankly the rest is in great shape!
Really?
I'm usually in Chur and St Gallen where I've seen them
u have somalians in switzerland?? And i thought you were based!!!
>Templar knights helped create our country in the 1300's when they flew from france
It is probably true.
: ^)
Swissbros. What's national service like? Good fun?
This isnt really happening in suisse tho
it's fucking awesome, threw grenades, drove tanks, used NVG and ir laser to dump mags by night and i get to keep my rifle when i'm done
Whats the deal with the EU gun grab thing I keep hearing about? I know you guys aren't in there, but have some agreement with them, and /k/ was freaking out about it.
How many somalians did you see there
I have swiss citizenship. Should I just pack up and go live there? I know a little bern-deutch and french
Oh yeah?!
EU is trying to disarms everybody in europe, since we're part of shegen space we theoretically should should comply and give our guns away, but we're a direct democracy and we will do a referendum and leave the shengen space
0.0
i think i saw a black dude once
>some agreement
It's called Schengen. But don't worry. EU cucks can come grab our guns from our dead hands.
>Should I just pack up and go live there?
No.
That mg42 is beautiful, i think i came
that's an MG51/71 actually, it's like an mg42 made by Rolex and chambered in holy 7.5x55mm, still in use today
Im asking because im going to suisse next month for a holiday. And now people are saying somalians are around and geneva is cucked. REEEEE
Who will you trade with if not the EU? They threatened to drop all trade agreements if you implemented the immigration referendum as written and they will chimp out again if you try to leave the schengen area
>geneva is cucked
Understatement of the year. Geneva is international waters/territory. Expect many Somalian pirates and other scum.
>They threatened to drop all trade agreements
Dogs that bark don't bite. The EU needs us/profits from us way more than we do from them. They won't do shit, those fucking cucksuckers.
That's awesome. Would you recommend military service?
You reckon you'll actually leave Schengen? I hope you do. SVP is one of the most redpilled parties in Europe (well, in terms of mainstream parties), and you guys banned minarets didn't you, which is redpilled as fuck.
Damn. I fugged up my hotel booking then. Is it really that bad? FUGG. Ah well
Btw: how do swiss people view christoph blocher? Is he seen as a racist or do people like him? Does svp have black politicians kek
Geneva is basically Africa and smells like shit
>how do swiss people view christoph blocher?
old, fragile, long past his time, a dodderer, laughing stock, ...
You should see his sexy daughter though. BRAAAMMMMMMMP
>do people like him
pfffthhhaha HA HA HAHA. no. Not really. : ^)
>Does svp have black politicians kek
hmm, maybe?
>Would you recommend military service
absolutely, really toughens and straighten little boys
>you'll actually leave Schengen
i hope so
Meanwhile, in Norway
Swissbros I have a question, I met two Swiss girls who came here to ski, and they loved nigger culture. Their entire playlist was rap music, and she fetishized niggers like Jimi Hendrix and Malcolm X. They added me on Facebook and one of the girls had token poses with disgusting thug looking niggers in clubs.
Is this common in Switzerland?
I heard people say it can be really boring though. How easy is it to be accepted for the long (300 days at once) contract?
there are bad apples everywhere but it's really not a common thing to see
Interesting. I keep thinking of applying to the military. Or, at least, contacting the recruiters.
Why put varg on there? He doesn't really like his homeland. I'd love to visit you mountain friends one day btw.
Depends on the function in the military you'll do (mostly simple stuff such as basic infantry) and there you can choose to go for durchdiener (300 days in one go).
And yes it can be boring as shit because there are going to be unavoidable waiting times where you wait around doing nothing. Thankfully we have our phones to waste time with.
Not really but it's not a dream place to find a traditional waifu either my leafbro
It's not that great, really. Better do something else with your time.
t. tank crew wachtmeister
Love ya swissbro
T. America>>
Cant tell if srs
Totally. His time is over. One of the stronger, current thinkers is madman Roger Köppel (pic. related). He has a weekly journal (weltwoche.ch), and one of the funniest things as of lately is a regular column about trump, which goes something along the following lines:
>The media surpasses itself with shrill comments on Donald Trump. Beyond jubilation and condemnation, the world-wide world document at this point what the new US president actually did or said.
top kek
kek. Man switzerland seems awesome
ehh.. we got our madman Köppel. And you bongs have a man like Farage. Can't Barrage the...
True dat. But nigel is scared of ethnic nationalism (understandable). Svp seems like an ethnic nationalist party. Like switzerland is really right wing
Dual Swiss-US citizen here, where do you think Switzerland will be in 5 years? I really want to come to visit, my grandfather and his sons used to go once every few years.
?H-How do Swiss view Americans of Swiss origin?
We don't care. Your decision.
So you guys would be chill with a Zingg returning to the homeland?
>where do you think Switzerland will be in 5 years
Somewhere between Germany, France, Italy and Austria I'd imagine.
If KeK willst it...
Since Swiss speak a mix of German, French, and Italian, which ethnic group are the "true" swiss?
Swiss don't define themselves by ethnicity.
So a black as charcoal African who acquires swiss citizenship is now swiss?
Maybe.
Of course he is. We are citizens of the world anyways.
You see, this hombre here, for example, will never be swiss. The charcoal African dude just might... maybe.
you have forgotten the face of your father user.
The jews are balls deep in Europe; they have won at this point.
Does everyone in Switzerland have a nice watch collection or is that just an export?
What kind of hunting do you have? Is it heavily regulated?
What are Swiss gun laws like? Can you carry around a pistol like in America, or is it like Canada where you can own many hunting rifles / shotguns with license but handguns are further restricted to just use at gun ranges?
I don't even think that's possible. Don't you have to be like a third generation immugrant to get Swiss citizenship?
Wtf is wrong with your nipples? Also gib back gold
What is average Swiss diet consist of?
Would you say the Swiss males have, on average high or low testosterone?
How traditional / rigid are gender roles in Swiss society? To what extent do you rely on gender roles to keep a healthy society?
How regulated is small business in Switzerland?
How is your public education?
Which sports do the Swiss enjoy?
What is the popular music for younger folks currently in switzerland?
I'll answer for the Swisscucks. Swiss can buy all the rifles and pistols they want (assuming they are not criminals etc) But they don't have "concealed carry" like in SOME American states.
They also don't really care about this, because they have little to no crime in Switzerland (and lots of guns, in case crime ever does get bad, or whatever goes south)
Dear Canada, kindly go fuck yourself.
>Also gib back gold
lol. no.
Fucking antisemite
oh, noooo