Cancer is a fucking meme

The whole cancer is a "deadly sickness" meme is at it peak, banks, pharma industries and doctors profit on this.

If you go with a bit of pain to the doctor, and he says you have cancer, the chain of suffering and profit starts.

But what i have to tell you will literally unironically blow your fucking mind.

Let's start.

Most people that have (((cancer))) don't live more than 1-5 years after they are diagnosed.

I have the (((((((Hodgkin Lymphoma)))))).
I was diagnosed last thursday.

Out of nothing i got cancer! kek.
I just had my doctor tested my whole body, i told him that i had weird pain when Drinking Alcohol, the pain was located where my lymphatic system was, at the neck, at the collarbone and under my jaw.

I had this weird alcohol pain since i was 18, now 22.

He said i could have cancer and i got shocked, so he took some matter from my body, and told my last thursday that i have the Hodgkin Lymphoma, and that i need IMMEDIATELY chemotherapy.


I lived with this pain for 4 years, and now someone tells me i have cancer.


This is literally the biggest real life meme shit i have ever encountered, i never had any symptoms but this pain when drinking alcohol.

Not even now.

I will NOT let myself get killed with chemo which will give (((them))) thousands of dollars, til i get real cancer from this shit and die from it.

Fuck them.

This is the biggest fraud in the history of mankind, i think that 95% of all cancer related deaths could have been prevented if it wasn't for the fucking chemo.

It really really upsets me that something i had for years, needs suddenly be treated by poisonous chemicals.

What the fuck is their problem? Why are they doing this? Why don't people get more educated about this shit?

I lived with this (((Sickness))) for 4 years, why should i now get a treatment that could kill me, fuck these pharma jew dick suckers.

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This is probably a slide thread but if you weren't aware, infusion centers are the biggest profit centers in a hospital system. Radiology is up there too, but infusion doesn't have the same front end hard ware costs

Gl german bro
Hope you can get through it
Plz not be pasta tho

Cancer are the liberal/libertarian cells in your body.

It's not a shill thread, and yes, i agree.

Fuck these kikes, cancer is the biggest pharma jew propaganda there has ever been, because infection, hearth diseases etc, can be treated very well today, so they need another always ongoing source of profit.

It's in movies, it's on ads, it's everywhere on the web.

It's probably the biggest fraud ever.

also, if this is true, good luck. And if you power through it, learn to go to the fucking doctor when you have weird symptoms.

I had this for the last 4 years, i don't have cancer, that's the point of this thread.

I probably have just some weird response to alcohol

my mom died of acute myeliod leukemia aka cancer 2 years ago and now i'm on Sup Forums all day and my life sucks

yeah sure cancer is a fucking meme

kill yourself before the cancer gets you senpai

what were her first symptoms?

Try BHT oil, I'm pretty sure cancer cells are anabolic so they thrive in oxygen deprived environments.

tired all the time, headaches

faggot doctor misdiagnosed her as menopause for 6 months

probably could have saved her if they caught it in time

fuck you

SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

My grandma who I used to live with died of cancer a few months ago, never went to the doctor until a couple days before she died, no chemo, I just drink a lot of alcohol

Kek are the first symptoms
>pic related

go to a private hospital and demand another test.

I'm sorry for your loss

I lived across the country for my mom's chemo and came back to see her wither away and die after a failed stem cell transplant. Piss in a bag, unable to go to the bathroom, bedridden in a hospital.

I'd almost say you should be glad your grandma didn't have to go through that.

Don't drink buddy, it's bad for you.

Avoid all Sugar. Cancer thrives on Sugar. Avoid prolonged use of anything that emits radiation, this includes TV, PC Monitor, Smart Phone etc..
Avoid glucose, anything that contains sugar.
Go on a Ketogenic Diet. Look up all the Ketogenic related foods you can eat. Starve yourself for 7 days straight, and drink a fuck ton of water. Do this once every 30-45 days. The cancer cells will begin to die without glucose while the healthy cells will convert over and adapt with your body using the keto diet.
Do this for 6-12 months and I promise the cancer will be gone. This is literally the cure, be sure to frequently exercise as well.
Cancer is a meme. They want to scare you then suck your life savings away before you're gone.

also, not smoking and lowering stress to the lowest possible level helps.

I saw my mother die, she was a heavy smoker for 35 years, and lived a stressful life. I decided I won't have the same stress. And I don't smoke.

>Cancer is a fucking meme
>Memes are a fucking cancer

there's a connection here I just know it

Wow I'm very impressed with you Sup Forums, I didn't know you would be woke on the cancer meme.

The best option of course is to live a clean life to beign with but if some jewish doctor claims you have cancer, you can treat it with CBD oil. It's the non psychoactive ingredient in marijuana. Look up stories of people using it on the internet. There are pictures of people with shit on their skin and after a few weeks of putting this oil on it it is almost completely gone.

That's why they want to ban marijuana and marijuana derivatives so bad. You can't steal hundreds of thousands from private insurers and governments (those costs are ultimately passed on to you and future generations in the form of debt) through medical "treatment" if you can grow a cure in your own backyard for the cost of seeds, water and fertilizer.

>this amount of fucking bro science
holy shit

what makes it even funnier is you probably believe half that shit

t. ((((((((((doctor)))))))))))

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING RETARDED KIKE.

CANCER WILL MAKE YOU DIE.

Don't believe me? Get cancer and die from it.

Chemo therapy saved my mom from cancer and I know many more people who went through chemo and had it save their life.

Chemo therapy is not perfect but it's all you can do about cancer. Cancer will kill you a lot more easily. Don't be stupid and do chemo so you at least have a high chance of continuing your life, OP. Cancer will fuck you up sooner or later.

You sound like you're terrified, user. And rightfully so. You came here to get reassured that you were doing the right thing. Well, you aren't.

Go and get treatment you absolute fucktard. Cancer is very real. We know how to heal it. If you're feeling unsure, go get a second test in another hospital. Demand a "softer" procedure than chemo (aka pills injections laser) but DO NOT IGNORE IT.

For all you know this shit could have been developing and growing for the past 4 years. Take care of it. I know too many people who said "fuck modern science", tried some dumb chinese herbs and a low carb diet and died in atrocious pains as a result.

Get off Sup Forums and get tested. I'm really sorry that you have to face this beast at such a young age, user. Truly.

>those brackets don't even cancel

nice try schlomo

Lemme add to that that Sup Forums needs to learn that not everything is a fucking meme conspiracy. It's like you think everyone wants to murder you for no reason.

>being just autistic enough

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model
Stage 1. Sorry user, you're going to die.

Yeah cancer is totally a Jewish conspiracy created to take money from people, that's why in Israel there are no cancer cases ever. NOT.

German faggot you are going to D I E probably alone and sad

so i had this for 4 years and didn't die sure thing kiddo

I can tell this is a liberalnigger because it missed the point of the thread entirely, obviously because it's attention span is not long enough to finish reading OP's post from all the pot usage.
well your lymph is odd so change your diet to fix it: it's like a bunch of labourers have to change your engines and you have two parked cars, they have to move one, move the second to change it's engine, then put them both back in the order and get rid of the engine.

make bone broth, the fat in bone marrow is very similar to lymph.
cook broken/chopped up bones in 3 parts water to one part vinager for super long time.
nigger detected

I would genuinely not be surprised if it was discovered that people making those outlandish conspiracy threads were actually from an outsider group making small raids to divide and discredit people on this board

I was thinking the same thing. You're in denial OP, and it's okay it's normal. But if you get ahead of this thing your prospects of going into remission are pretty high. Technology has come along way.

On the other hand if your chances of survival are

So then get independent second and third opinions? Or does your faggot socialist health system not allow that?

Not a nigger, but even if I was I'd have more sense than you, nigger. Listen to this guy if you wanna die, OP. Listen to the more sensible people in this thread instead.

I'm not saying the chemo doesn't run the risk of speeding up the process. But the pain you've been in will only get worse as time goes on until you wish you were dead. The only scenarios were the pain goes away is either get chemo and have a chance to live or take the chirst blue pill and wish for a miracle. Spoilers, it won't happen.

Think what you like though. You're the one with cancer.

shit man. could you provide some backup info on the people who took those "chinese herbs" and died?

Oh shit I need to tell my nurse practitioner mother cancer is a meme! Oh wait, I can't because she's dead. From cancer.

leukemia here. 6 rounds of chemo later and I give 0 fucks. fuck a bone marrow transplant.

My dad had (((lymphoma))). I begged him to throw away his Jew- snake-oil chemo but he was scared and kept taking it. He only lasted a few years. The kikes killed my dad.

how old was he. my chemo was when I was 36 and pretty healthy. other than the cancer.

P.S. OP I'm sure you're young and somewhat healthy. Cute nurses with big tits will love you.

Also transfusions are better than cocaine.

transfusions of what?

start fasting and taking cold showers. don't drink alcohol, sodas, caffeine drinks, etc. drink teas with honey during your fast, or apple cider vinegar. for meals stop eating processed food. avoid things with corn syrup, soy, any oils that arent olive or coconut.

He was 49 when he got it. The symptoms were no different than a flu or head-cold but it lasted a bit longer than normal. I think the kikes at the hospital just lie and tell mostly healthy Middle-aged men they have cancer, and then slowly poison them to get (((insurance))) dollars.

this. getting rid of sugar and fasting are the important parts.

i would recommend cold showers as well. look up wim hof.

>avoid anything that emits radiation
Like the sun and bananas?

Nah brah you should seek treatment through chemotherapy. Your ignorance of cancer isn't an excuse. Cancer has stages, people can live for a long time having cancer and not know, and then suddenly it spreads and they die. My grandfather likely had cancer for years without knowing, till one day he took a fall in the shower and the next morning he couldn't get out of bed - the cancer had spread but the doctor never caught it through his yearly check ups. You want to kill the cancer before it spreads to prevent that, the best way to do that is in the early stages otherwise it's too late. You got lucky and caught it before it killed, you, you should now be seeking treatment to extend your life.

Chemotherapy is poison without a doubt but it's the best tool we have right now to kill cancer. You might also want to look into radiation. The meme is falling for all of these alternative treatments that waste valuable time from the treatments we do have that work.

I suggest watching the documentary on netflix called "Be Here Now" that guy had the same cancer and thought along a lot of the same lines as you. He seeked alternative treatment early on and wasted valuable time (Andy Whitfield) it is likely he would have died anyway due to his aggressive cancer, but he should have started treatment immediately for his best shot at survival.

You can sit around and hope your cancer doesn't spread and call it all a meme but you won't be laughing a year or two down the line when it spreads and you're laying in a hospital bed wishing you did something.

This denial isn't healthy germanbro

Why not get a second opinion? Scared?

fox59.com/2013/08/15/michigan-doctor-accused-of-giving-patients-false-cancer-diagnoses/

it wouldnt be the first time

Sure thing.

Friend's mom, married to an man doing import / export of antiquities in China.

Was diagnosed with cancer. Absolutely refused to get treatment. She firmly believed that the treatments were bullshit and that chemo was the sole reason for people dying of cancer.

Started taking all this chinese bullshit, aka herbs, smelling weird fumey things, modified her diet etc but didn't get treatment.

Pain just got worse and worse. She believed that it was a proof cancer was dying I guess ?

She then gave up, got diagnosed again : cancer had spread to her bones. She died.

My dad was diagnosed with cancer too and was heading the same way, he always believed in esoteric bullshit. Thank God he's also terrified of diseases and has a friend who's a doc so he followed the prescribed procedure : pills, injections, then laser to finish it off. 8 months later cancer is gone.

So yeah, moral of the story : we spent trillions of dollars and hours upon hours developing those treatments. They might not always work, but it sure as shit is better than putting some cumin in your white rice and calling it a day.

You are fucking dead OP. HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA

make sure to confirm or deny your hypothesis when you are hospitalized, ok user?
Just post this thread or an update every month, if you stop we can know that cancer is not a fraud, if you dont by 2 years from now, then we can know it is.

You got diagnosed with cancer, without a biopsy.

Uh huh.

Stop shitposting, asshole. We get it, "The jooz!"

Fuckface.

You're a fucking retard. Go tell everyone in a cancer ward all they need is lo carb.

We'll wait.

>didn't fast

Man this is so fucking stupid. Doctors and Nurses at the hospital don't give a fuck about making money for insurance companies and the hospital - in fact they fucking hate the hospital and they want to see less people there because it's so fucking overburdened and they are so overburdened that they want less people to deal with.

Nobody cares if you have cancer or not in the hospital, not a single person. Everybody is so desensitized to it and you might get a few fake "oh I'm so sorry..." but in reality they are going home and sleeping well because they don't give a fuck, even the small cancer kids that die, all the staff is desensitized and doctors don't care.

Nobody is out to misdiagnose you for cancer, in most healthcare systems around the world it is not a profit to diagnose somebody. The drugs are expensive, the time is expensive, the resources are low.

These conspiracy theory's are stupid. If you catch your cancer fast enough before it spreads in the early stages, I agree that you should be cutting sugar, becoming active, fasting etc living a healthy lifestyle, shit you should have been doing to begin with - but you also need to seek the best treatment available to you as fast as you possibly can and pursue it aggressively or you will die, simple as that.

This alternative treatment meme shit kills so many people. It's like the patients refusing life saving treatment and blood transfers because of "muh god" get the fuck over yourselves. You are privileged enough to seek treatment to potentially save your life and yet you refuse because of some conspiracy or god bullshit and go eat apples in India and getting your body soaked in mud instead because "fuck modern science" Nah fuck you man, you deserve to die if you refuse modern medical procedures that will save your life.

Ignoring cancer will probably kill you. But there are things you can do to suppress its spread and give conventional therapies more time to work.

-Fasting, as mentioned above. Fasting for more than 3 days stimulates the regeneration of marrow cells as a reaction to starvation.

-Hot baths. Raising core body temperature can help provoke an immune response which helps contain the cancer.

Those techniques actually help, and they are cheap.

As a person with cancer and going through kemo, fuck you.

there's a reason why many religions promote fasting

>young man goes on Sup Forums and gets cancer
like pottery

Sounds like he did get a biopsy though

It sounds? He doesnt mention it at all. Your personal doctor cannot diagnose cancer, even if cancer cells are leaking out of a hole in your chest. There's a process to it, and the shitposter OP hasn't mentioned a single shred of it.

the only intelligent post in this thread

kys every other poster pls

You're 100% right user, cancer is a meme.

I've never heard of a person dying or even becoming seriously ill, and then cancer being discovered to be the cause. Patient outcomes only seem to become negative *AFTER* the cancer diagnosis.

It's a profitable lie.

>going on the grid
>going to the doctor
You fucked up OP, they can't give you the cancer if you never go to "find out" you have it.

Doctors and nurses don't profit from chemo drugs. In fact, most chemotherapy costs pennies on the dollar through most insurance, and they have pools of donated drugs for the uninsured. (Source: multiple family members who had and/or died of cancer) It depends on what kind of treatment, and which drugs - I know from my mom getting mets in her brain, the chemicals they use for the brain are the most expensive, but Medicare and her insurance paid for most of it.

But, since the OP is lying through his ass, it doesn't matter, he just made this shit up so he could squeek out a little rant about "tuh jooz!"

Is the pain you speak of accompanied by a grinding feeling in your throat? If so I have the same thing

You're officially more dumb, ignorant, and retarded than people who believe the earth is flat.

See when you bring shit like this up, people instantly know you're a shill.

Cancer is a meme.

extremely and unironically on a 64-dimensional chessboard this

Medfag here.

user,you're a fucking idiot. Tumors require several random mutations to become metastatic & truly deadly. Odds are you've been luck AF at this point.

The reason you need chemo is bc the cancer could become deadly at any moment, and then it'd be too late.

Stop spreading this bullshit user, and listen to your doctor. Your defiance will not make this problem go away.

Pic is mixed cell type Hodgkins lymphoma. Basically, your body is not controlling the rate at which white blood cells are produced. That's why the pic is so full of cells.

Yeah, looks entirely normal, doesn't it fag? You can totally just wish this away.

>2017
>Flag
>Offering witch-doctor remedies for deadly cancers.

((((((((((CHEMOTHERAPY)))))))))))

I'm not at all qualified to talk about this but there is quite a lot of good shit out there for this kind of situation if you can avoid the people who talk about using energy crystals or other horseshit.

Fasting, restricting sugar intake almost completely, etc. If you read about the general theories of cancer such as DNA damage, free radicals (on wikipedia) and so on you can put together some additional ideas to help yourself to go along with the chemo etc, I would imagine.

Generally, like all things when it comes to the internet, you have to ask the right questions, it's as important as receiving the right answers.

It's like when you google 'how to lose weight' you get 999999 meme and fad diet results and jews coming at you from all angles, but if you ask 'What is a calorie' 'How does fat convert to calories?' you receive scientific information that normal people don't often research and from there you receive the hard answers and practical applications to your situation.

>OP makes a complaint with an anecdote about him magically having cancer
>20 (((medical professionals))) flood into the thread to attack it and tell him to get on the goy pills before he totally dies
Not this time, kikes.