>Former President Barack Obama is in an exclusive Polynesian resort for the next month. No, really. This is true. He has arrived in the far South Seas for 30 days of languid palms, bright sunshine and sparking waters. Will he start writing his multimillion-dollar memoir, visit a nearby turtle sanctuary or kite surf? That remains to be seen, even as rumors percolate in the nation’s capital that Mr. Obama is planning a “shadow presidency” to counter President Trump and his administration.
>For now, though, it is time for an exclusive tropical retreat for the 44th president, who is traveling solo — a fact that has sent the press looking for details and answers.
>“This week finds Obama spending the current leg of his retirement tour in beautiful French Polynesia. Obama reportedly landed in Tahiti, before traveling from the island to an even more exclusive locale: Marlon Brando’s private resort at the Tetiaroa atoll,” says Conde Nast Traveler, which has rated this gorgeous property as one of the most magnificent on the planet.
>It better be, with rentals starting around $2,100 to $11,000 a night. The accommodations at the eco-minded spot include private villas with luxury furnishings and baths; there’s a treetop spa with waterfall, classic French cuisine and activities like lagoon exploration, biology tours and deep sea fishing.
Suspicious that he would go to an unnamed foreign island as the wiretapping claims are heating up.
Lucas Phillips
That's what I'm thinking too. He's been very silent on it.
David Wood
As far as I know there is no extradition treaty between us.
Gavin Richardson
He's gone there to climb palm-trees with the other monkeys.
Adam Cook
What better place to be a Shadow President of the Deep State than on a sunny island of child rapists.
Carter Jones
How long until he's spotted with a White woman?
Kevin White
Time to send a drone.
Gabriel Walker
I think they're doing a trial separation. Michelle and Barack haven't been together for some time.
John Reed
>obama meets his end to a drone strike how ironic
Brayden White
bump for curiosity
Henry Garcia
>shadow presidency to counter Trump
How is this shit not rustling normies? Fucking hell man.
Ayden White
It's literally fake news. You think Obama (or any ex-president) has that kind of power?
Ryder Lopez
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Henry Brown
he a cia nigger
Jace Clark
If some people high enough in the Five Eyes are on his side, yes.
Noah Gutierrez
sage
WHEN YOU SEE A CTR SHILL POST, ENSURE YOU PUT SAGE IN THE OPTIONS FIELD.
Seriously, they're trying to remind us about Obama, he's irrelevant. Ignore CTR SHILL POSTS
Jose Bell
ultimate shill telling us about not shilling while shilling
Adrian Jones
You spelled Reggie Love wrong. The dude is chimpingout on gay sex.
Christian Perry
Being president is never an easy job. Now that hes out its time to spend time getting some R&R.
Aaron Anderson
Bump
Parker Cox
>traveling solo That's not surprising. For anyone who has studied his life it's not surprise that he enjoys solitude. Oh, and he's definitely going to begin writing his memoirs, or at least sketch out an outline of the direction he wants to take it.
Andrew James
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Andrew Campbell
Obama is getting treated for depression, and ego-maniacal tendencies to want to take over the world and for delusions that he was the most transparent president
Jaxon Perez
Who is Obama trying to be? Marlon Brando?
Jaxon Bell
He ditched his family to run from prosecution.
Jackson Sullivan
probably fucking tons of white women.
Jackson Wright
>What is he doing out there?
Getting buttfucked by ladybois. he's such a beta.
Jace Anderson
self imposed exile? Or waiting out the happening until the heat dies down?
Alexander Flores
neck yourself
Colton Cox
>Pences rabbit is named marlon bundo
Pence time traveler confirmed
Juan Thompson
He's on the run.
Michael Ward
ARCHIVED LINK: archive.is/Utsh7 If you must look, don't give them clicks.
Jeremiah Flores
He's looking for his Birth Certificate
Tyler Peterson
Didn't Brando go crazy on that island and we had to send a private in to rescue him because he had evidence that compromised the country?
Nolan Torres
Is there truth to the rumor I heard that he and Michelle may be splits?
Jaxson Parker
Here not gay Obama sitting uncomfortably close to some man
Hunter Scott
I remember that atoll from Brando's book, fucking lucky nigger getting to blowout Tahitian boipucci on an island paradise
Zachary Rivera
>King Nigger writing his memoirs while we write his epitaph
I never heard of this story before...please, go on.
Alexander Miller
Ultimate shill telling us about not shilling while shilling to defend a shill.
Austin Jones
I really do hope a shitstorm involving Obama happens leading to a situation where Obama is the new Osama and Trump's hunting down and capturing of him mirrors what a lot of people see as being one of Obama's greatest achievements.
Evan Brown
Seems a bit convenient. He'lll be out of the country so he won't be able to comment on the Comey happening tomorrow. If it was going against Trump he wouldn't be able to resist being in the middle of the media firestorm.
Gavin Turner
I'll tell you what, user. Some folks were born to wave the flag, that red, white, and blue. And when the band plays "Hail to the chief" they point the cannon at you Well, It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
Carson Ortiz
>Sorcha Fail
Eli Gomez
kek not even on your side.
Aaron Adams
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Carter Harris
W.. What is this?
Owen Lee
Bump. This thread is shit so far. No one can stay on topic.
Nicholas Kelly
That pic was obviously edited to make Obama appear gay, here is the original.
Isaiah Wilson
He's lambing it. Tomorrow should be good.
Colton Diaz
Trying to evade justice?
Why was Diane Feinstein as white as a ghost with nary more than a "no comment" after finally getting the big meeting with Comey they were asking for?
Could it be that she learned that indeed there were active investigations about wiretapping, but with a different suspect than expected?
Ryan Gonzalez
only a handful of bureaucrats can even look at five eyes.
no one out of the chain of command has power within the government. You think govvies are going to ruin their pensions for ideals? Get fucking real.
Ryan Wright
Is this the best (((they))) have? No wonder (((they))) are scared, (((they))) hire losers.
Jordan Sanchez
>a sigint network is synonymous with a global conspiracy
>If it wasn't for those meddling kids and their drones Should we get the #HWNDU crew on the case?
Nathan Watson
That was very telling. The body language she showed when looking at Grassley was as if she was seeking comfort or reassurance and he took forever to even look at her. Reminded me of how Bill Clinton and Michelle Obama treated Hillary at the inauguration. I bet Feinstein is a leaker.
Jordan Hernandez
Of course every phoneline in trump tower was tapped, have any of you retards actually read the snowden leaks?
Any president that doesn't immediately dismantle the NSA is complicit in illegal activity and spying on american citizens
Jack Rogers
Bump
Jace Rogers
Travel ban on Tahiti when?
Brandon Long
kek vult
Nathan Turner
Their real parents.
Michelle is a tranny, and Obama's a fag, didn't you get the memo?
Gavin Sanders
Interesting and insightful observations and analysis. I think you're right on.
Juan Cooper
Bump
Ryder Adams
>who is traveling solo >exclusive...private so he just couldn't wait to get back to his gay "bachelor " days?
Maybe Michelle has gone for a little surgery to sort-out that embarrassing bulge that keeps popping up?
Luis Reed
kek, and obama will grow a long beard and send dirty murky videos attacking white america like osama
Jace Allen
Vacationing, or seeking asylum?
Nathan Murphy
sent a captain.
Kayden Rodriguez
He's gonna buy a watermelon farm and raise chickens.
Leo Allen
Also less collateral damage when he gets Anwah'd
Alexander Rogers
>tfw Obama's own consolidation of executive power gets used against him SAVAGE
Connor King
A lobby group run by a former president and attorney generals? What sort of influence could that have?
Zachary Bell
He is on the run. Its almost impossible to extradite him from Tahiti.
It's the wiretapped thing. He used the Brits.
Prepare for epic swamp draining.
Dylan Turner
Trump is too much of a merciful pussy to throw Obama and Hillary in prison like he should
>not finishing off your political opponents when given the chance Weak faggot
Isaac Morgan
Hiding out
Blake Thomas
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Gabriel Stewart
HAPPENING: Whitehouse Fence Jumper is PIZZAGATE Whistleblower Targeted for Murder by the Deepstate Pedo Ring →
>fence jumper's roomate in 2016 turns out to be a weirdo cyber-stalker, pedo with personal connections to washington pedo ring >roomate's pedo associates attempt to coerce jonathan into participating in child abuse\ >doesn't have any of it >they then trap him in life-insurance scam and he starts fearing for his life >puts together dossier and takes it to the police >police won't touch it because of the names involved >takes it to FBI >FBI leaks it to DNC/deepstate >dossier resurfaces days later in reconfigured form with names and details switched around as TRUMP/RUSSIA dossier >still fearing for his life, fence jumper jumps fence in a last ditch effort to contact the president >has no weapons, makes no threats >gets arrested >potentially facing 10 years
Pretty clear from how rapidly he deteriorated physically the past 16 months
Nathan Collins
Maybe it's just because they have awesome hot-dog stands?
Ryder Sanchez
Hey uh DPNK could you do us a favor and uh next missile fly over japan and hit the Polynesian islands k thx.
Joshua King
He's sure shifty.
Colton Morris
Wew, reverse shilling here lads.
Bentley Hall
Yeah clearly he is unhealthy.
Adrian Cox
underrated
Isaac Watson
You know your Ebonics.
Brody Wright
I always thought Michelle was a nice person. Much better than Barack.
Adrian Rogers
Litterally go watch the new anonymous video
Dylan Kelly
It's a magical place.
Benjamin Hill
Do we have an extradition treaty with French Polynesia?
I would assume he's meeting with people there, probably Soros people, to plot things that would be illegal to do in the US. Or he's moving money.
My hope is Michelle put her foot down, when Jarrett moved into their house, and said Get out and get your shit together, niggah - me, or her, and your dumb politics.
I can dream.
Joseph Flores
OBAMA'S DAUGHTER DID NOT ATTEND HIS LAST PRESIDENTIAL FAREWELL SPEECH IN CHICAGO
Even their fucking daughter know he's up to some sketchy pedophilia/crime/drug trafficking and don't want to to associate with him.
Gabriel Hall
Please. He's not going to write his memoirs - the one consistent trait he's displayed throughout his career is laziness. He didn't write his other book, and he won't write this one. None of them do. Do you really think Hillary spent a single moment writing "It takes a village" or any of the other shit on paper she's tried to sell?
Barrack is balls deep in a dude right now, high off his as on coke and whatever overpriced liquor they stock in the 1%er playboy hut he's staying in.
