Which denomination of Christianity is the least pozzed?

Which denomination of Christianity is the least pozzed?

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Mormonism

none of them
the all sub to singlethink

>Jewish based religions
No thanks

the one with the templars

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Orthodox or strict Catholicism are the only respectable branches.
And given the current pope, orthodox is the better choice

>Pic related

I'll be back. I'm gonna go get something to eat. When I come back I expect many ">this" post.

Learn how to argue instead of parroting people fedora fuck.

Orthodox.

The Free Presbyterian Church is worth a look.

I presented an argument and you presented none in return. Sad!

Where's the "pay to win" option? Do the micro transactions take credit cards?

Not a Christian, but those Mormon's seem pretty cool, even if their book is wacky

Better than Catholics IMO

denominations should not exist, denominations are just a holdover from the protestant revolution of the catholic church, nothing that any denomination has is worth shit. Baptist, Lutheran, Presbyterian, its all a bunch of stupid politics that does not profit anyone.

Ignore denominations, there is only one christian church

Independent Baptist.

(((Christianity)))

So basically catholic or orthodox?

You presented a tired and repeated meme and expected to be taken seriously.

You called me a fedora fuck and accuse me of presenting memes? You're incredibly dense.

Does your denomination believe in purgatory user?

Get the fuck out of here.

no dumbass, there is one christian church, catholic and orthodox is politics that is held over from the time of kings and queens, it serves no purpose but to control people politically in an obsolete form of politics

just go to any christian church were you agree with people on the bible, if that happens to be catholic or baptist, whatever, just ignore the denomination stuff and find people you agree with

Yep. I responded to your shitty meme with a meme. Not really taking you seriously to be honest.

Neither am I honestly if you're going to be a contradicting retard.

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>newfag

Orthodox

It's called making a point, fedora fuck.

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The one that accepts the Bible is a fan fiction

Its called you being a retard trying to virtue signal as though people give a shit about your fedora memes.

Every time i see that picture i always think that Malaysian Mike is here again...

>being this fucking autistic

Fucking lol. Keep posting, please.

I only keep posting because you keep giving me (You)s.

That's how you know you're autistic

Just because you turn up to church doesn't mean those people are going to accept you. You'll be an outcast there too.

Pagan Christianity

>Jews ARE still the Chosen Ones
Explain this

Traditional Catholic. It is possible to find more socially conservative branches, whether in Protestantism or Orthodoxy, but they both come with the price of being way more Jewish in nature.

the one on the right is the true american way

just barrage through everything until you reach your goal

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this thread had some replies regarding the bible.

look at it.

Babylon said so

Amish

what do you know about fsspx, besides the obvious that you can find online?

fpbp

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>Mormonism

Not Christian. Mormons are actual polytheists

Baptists are bigger zionists than the Jews themselves. They're the ultimate good goys

Protestantism is the true path

The Bible mentions nothing about Mary ascending into Heaven.
Stop worshiping her like a Goddess.

Пpaвocлaвиe.

sola fide, sola scripura, believer baptism

If it has these and doesnt fabricate extra books of the Bible like mormons catholics and jehovas witness do, youll be fine.

Its othodox judaism, its already been confirmed by (((god)))

The Church of Infinite Light

Join us

>The Church of Infinite Light
How do you sleep at night?

Whatever the Amish are?

They follow the Talmud, which contradicts the OT on many points. Talmud always takes precedence in such cases of conflict

By the grace of Ignis. Though the darkness crowds around us, we remain resilient in our faith

They are protestant and believe all of these:

It's not about which ones the jews have focused the most on corrupting, it's about being with the true church, which is the Catholic church.

Red Pilled Denominations
American

Baptist, the vast majority are conservative but there are some exceptions

Non-denomination/evangelical, same as Baptist

Pentecostal, mostly conservative but they are really weird. Their whole thing is about speaking in tongues, if you do want to try them stay away from the United Pentecostal Church.

Presbyterian, Presbyterian Church in America (PCA) is the conservative denomination. Presbyterian Church (USA) is cucked.

Lutheran, Lutheran Church–Missouri Synod (LCMS) and Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod (WELS) are both conservative but WELS is the most conservative. The Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) is super cucked, calls God a women sometimes.

Methodist, The United Methodist Church is the only big one in the USA and it has both conservative and liberal churches in it, both the Clintons and George Bush are members of it.

Anglican/Episcopalian, The Episcopalian church is cucked beyond belief, the much smaller Anglican Church in North America is the main conservative alternative but there are some other small breakaways.

Most of the other smaller things like Church of Christ (UCC is liberal), Seventh-day Adventist Church, ect are conservative.


If anyone would like it I can make the same list of Canadian denominations.

Catholic is the first and true church, brother, with St. Peter being the first pope. All others have either betrayed and split or were fake to begin with.

Wels Lutheran is the best denomination.

>sola fide

Amish chicks are at least still making babies and they are traditional and are not whores like the women of basically all other Christian denominations. They live an honest and holy life.

Catholicism

amen, brother

>all others betrayed
>vatican II

though the Modernists had to go and ruin LITERALLY EVERYTHING

why not Tridentine ... in English?

I've been meaning to read up on the differences in Roman Catholic and Orthodox theology - so far I have the books "The Filioque" and "Keeper of the Keys to Heaven" on my list. Any recommendations, essays, etc?

Amen

Pray for the church, user

Wiki it?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Orthodox_–_Roman_Catholic_theological_differences

it is all jewish shit

all of it

fucking americans and your bullshit religion, you're the only dumbfucks that argue for it on here

the complete opposite of this wtf are you even doing on Sup Forums they post porn here all the time

I've read the wiki, but its no substitute for a sequence of proper books on the subject written by those most familiar with the topics, preferably priests and presbyters - or, I suppose, cardinals and patriarchs.

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God told Amish not to have electric devices. FBI can spy and hack on all your intelligent devices. Still questions on who are the true chosen?

All of these allow women Pastors. Though rare. Of course it doesnt mean reject these faiths just never attend one that doesnt follow sola scriptura.

Southern baptists do not allow women.

Those people are not christian as they disbelieve Jesus as part of holy trinity and disbelieve the resurrection.

WELS definitely does not. And independent evangelical churches all have their own rules.

Most independent evangelical churches love to suck Israel's dick though, so they're still bluepilled good goyim

>Methodist, The United Methodist Church is the only big one in the USA
not for long there a huge schism currently going on and membership is drastically dropping even though its mainly the liberal churches that are losing membership.

post more christ chan

when will you break out and accept the lord into your life, user?

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Orthodoxy.

Its been so long that even this image made my heart skip a beat. I stared at this for what seemed like an hour. Am I going to hell? Is it ok if she isn't real?

>“The impression could arise that the Trinitarian dogma is in the last analysis a late 4th-century invention. In a sense, this is true . . . The formulation ‘one God in three Persons’ was not solidly established, certainly not fully assimilated into Christian life and its profession of faith, prior to the end of the 4th century.”—New Catholic Encyclopedia (1967), Volume 14, page 299.

>“The formulation ‘one God in three Persons’ was not solidly established, certainly not fully assimilated into Christian life and its profession of faith, prior to the end of the 4th century. But it is precisely this formulation that has first claim to the title the Trinitarian dogma. Among the Apostolic Fathers, there had been nothing even remotely approaching such a mentality or perspective.”— The New Catholic Encyclopedia (1967), Vol. XIV, p. 299

>“The trinity of persons within the unity of nature is defined in terms of ‘person’ and ‘nature’ which are Greek philosophical terms; actually the terms do not appear in the Bible. The trinitarian definitions arose as the result of long controversies in which these terms and others such as ‘essence’ and ‘substance’ were erroneously applied to God by some theologians.”—John L. McKenzie, S.J., Dictionary of the Bible (New York, 1965), p. 899.

John L. McKenzie is a Jesuit Catholic Scholar and his book, Dictionary of the Bible, is considered imprimatur.

Your own scholars admit the Trinity is not true. The Bible neither teaches it nor implies it. Where did you get that we don't believe in the resurrection? Besides Jesus as savior, the resurrection is part of our hope.

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Haven't seen this one before.

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Holy shit where did you get this rare christ-chan stash from? I have 45, I figured I had pretty much all of them.

They're all pozzed. Christianity is a cuck religion.

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guys red pill me about quakers
I have identified as quaker for the last 10 years, its a pretty good church imho

Kane is here to judge you and I smell heresy

I thought they didn't believe in sex and they died out

Why does avoiding hell have to be a complicated maze?

mankind has forgotten you kane!

Bible Only Protestantism.

But I am the prophet

Orthodox for sure.

Oh shit double trips