Hello I'm Donald Trump, ask me anything

Hello I'm Donald Trump, ask me anything.

Will you read me a bedtime story?

SHART

this, tuck me in too

Are you tired of winning yet?

Why are you such a massive faggot?

Donald what will you do about germany

A story about a little boy who wanted to make America great again and believed that nothing is impossible? Yes.

How long until Bannon starts the holy war?

How much longer until you have all the evidence and a case to take down Soros, Hussein Obongo and the Crooked Clintons?

Jeb is that you? Loser.

Mr. President, during the debates what did Hillary smell like?

Why do you keep fucking up?

Honestly Germany has tremendous potential but first you gotta get rid of that frigid bitch.

Will I get a discount at your Mar-a-Lago golf club if I present a Maga hat?

Jeb, go back to your mommy. By the way, your wife, that midget, is a Bad, BAD mujer!

I really hope this request isn't an obtrusive one, but I'd really enjoy it if you could give me head. It would make my penis hard again?

Chloroform. No kidding.

How was your round of golf today Mr President did you realize we have to gas all the liberals huh?

T. Hillary's donor.

This went from potentially fun to cringe quick

That will be a surprise. Get ready for the great kaboom

Fuxk you fuck yoy. Alright times up. I'm leaving, pol. I'll leave bannon here. to answer your questionz. Make America great again!!!!/ I love you!

Sorry everyone. Bannon here. Donald might have drank too much scotch.

Shut the fuck up LARPfag
kys

>tfw im jeb irl

SPACE ELEVATOR WHEN BASED GOD?

What is your favorite timeline?

How the hell did I come to love you?
Also, pls no zog. You're our only hope

Bannon why do you hire jews on kikebart?