Risk Part 2

No more joining, a holy war is habbening

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Fill Iran spill Kazakh.

Keep the assault going on anything in Morocco.

Fill Slovakia.
Remove Jew.
Spills remove Jew.

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Take Lithuania and Kaliningrad. Fill Russia

Spills into West Sahara and then Algeria, going around Jerusalem.

Kill Bohemia, spills go to Hungary.

take the southern coast of france.

Also while i am sympathetic to the Crusader cause, hence my ceding, I do not Join the IF since it was part of me and Portugals NAP not too.
Also to reiterate, if Hanover joins the turks our NAP is broken

Invade Switzerland. Spill Italy.

It is done. Let our glorious Reich reign eternal. God give me strength in my fight against the heathens.
1. Take Ukraine
2. Move into Kebab territory from the Caucus and cede all conquered Russian holdings to Kalmar Union, I just want the fastest route to the Kebabs.

THIS JUST IN.
THERE HAS BEEN A COUP IN TURKEY.
NAZI REMNANT IN THE NETHERLANDS CONFIRMED RESPONSIBLE LED BY GEERT WILDERS HIMSELF-MANY ORANGES HAVE BEEN STABBED.

OP use this roll to fill Egypt and Saudis- then cede my land to Mongols.
Give orange Israel since he's a backstabbing kike.
got things to do. Fuck I hate t*rks

Finish Bulgaria
Spill into Austria

do you consider Crimea russian?

That's alright. You're still an hero.
Bohemia is a bit of an annoyance, can you help?

so it's not even a holy war anymore, it's a chink war

You've said all you want is Morocco. Lier.
Defend from Portugal, requesting IF members to give me a refuge in some of their lands.

Typical Jew tactics. Fight your own fight or GTFO my homeland kike.

Yeah give Crimea to him, if Kalmar gets his bonus I'm happy. I just want the fastest route to the Kebabs.

I don't know what to call this anymore...

I just know we need to kill Turks and Mongols.

*Finnish/Korean hyperspace war
ftfy

What If I were to give you Israel, Lebanon and Jordan?

Can I count on you giving me some part of your land just like i did it before? Portugal want to conquer me.

lmao give this guy one of my bonuses too

I head over into tunisia, and if possible take the rest of the libyan territories

I am not Jewish you absolute fool. Us Crusaders have given everything to defeat the encroaching Islamic menace. Leave us to fight the good fight against them or be destroyed.

op nevermind

Mongol is a kike traitor
give my lands to islamic screeching/bohemia/geert

Give me Turkey and I will remove latke.

op dfo this
bye guys

fuck no, do you have any idea how long it took to fill all of that territory?

Well i was saveing this for when we finaly retook Jerusalem and Constantinople but fuck it hes gone

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Noticing all the IF members that I urgently need a refuge.

Let's join together as brothers.

>retook jerusalem

top goy

Of course friend. Take half of Brittany. I will need it back eventually so that Scotland can have it, at which point I will return my Berber lands.

Are you in or out Kalmar?

Quam Romani provinciam Iudaeae?

I'm bound to have missed something, but here you go. This game is getting fucking insane.

The IF? How many're you? What happens if I don't join?

We still have a long way to go, brothers. The IF shall fight on. We can bring Europe to greatness again through the power of Friendship!

I assume Prussia is our Chairman since I cast the only vote and it was for him.

it's basically a european buttbuddies alliance

Push Into Hellas

ayoo mongolia, wanna team up against these infidels?

I push into Sicily and push into Portugese Algeria

Take Algeria. Spills Tunisia.

Finish Switzerland, take 1t from Itally and begin filling Austria.

Invade Israel, then cede Israel, Jordan, and Lebanon to Jerusalem
Spill Kazakh and Paki
Further spill India.

1. Eradicate the Bohemian pest, minimum fuss.
2. Take Romania
3. Defend if attacked by Mongolia.

You'd make it 5. No penalty for leaving, which you can do at any time.

Remove Jew cancer from glorious Bohemia.

Spills into Libya and Egypt.

I hope all the berbers will return to their homeland soon.
OP check my berber refuge in Brittany please.

you are only weakening the only person fighting the mongols

It's gotten fucking insane.

I kill Bohemia. Spills to Hungary.

I want Swizerland and Austria. Ill make peace on those terms anytime he wants.

not on my watch Kaffir, FACE MECCA NOW

I'm not fighting anyone, I just want South Asia.

Take Russia, Defend. Take Iceland. Attack Mongols.

I'm in.

then once you achieve that can I have your territories in france, since they currently give you no bonus

Don't worry, I will make sure you do. And as soon as possible I will give you your African land back, so you can fight the Caliphate. Can't return it until I am sure Portugal will not steal it though.

Are you Muslim? I assume you are, as Berbers, which is fine because you are cool. Just asking.

IF you convince Italy to accept my terms France is yours.

We need the Middle East though. And Iran.

How can we trust you if you sided with the Turks before?

Is no one noticing that I turned over Israel, Jordan, and Lebanon to Jerusalem?

he gave you everything back

I didn't side with them, I had an NAP to make sure he didn't fuck my shit.

It's time to partition Mongolia. As chairman of the IF I propose these terms.
1. SPQR gains Turkey and Greece as it is rightful Roman clay.
2. Kingdom of Jerusalem will be granted Egypt but he will cede his European territories to me.
3. I will take Iran and Mesopotamia.
4. Kalmar takes Kazakhstan and the Central Asian plains.

I still need my ancestreal land in Iraq, Egypt and Syria back though. And also, Turkey is Roman land IMO.

So, I still have cores that must be freed. And, the Middle East must be liberated for the IF.

All in favor?

Portugal we have had a long and peaceful relationship
I send a cadre of log tossing diplomats with magical gifts from the moors of the highlands to propose upgrading our relationship to an alliance.

damn

I appreciate and accept your offer my Scottish friend.

I'm out, this hugbox is super gay.

Sure but who's the 5th guy?

holy shit you are a kike

I suppose this is all empty land then

I NEED mesopotamia. Europe is a given though.

Also I will trade you: Half my rolls so you can take more land for three turns in exchange for Iran. I want it so I can keep pushing back and so thst Jerusalem can stay the front line against agression from Mongolia.

Defend if attacked. Take Romania. Take Iran. In that order. Spill into Iraq if possible.

Finish Austria fill Italy.

Attack Mongol

This.

sweet, I defend against whatever attacks the Portugese monkeys throw at me, I claim the empty land in Egypt, making a warpath towards Mecca

I break my NAP with Hanover

This does not mean I will attack you, however in the interest of diplomatic reputation since you are attacking Rome.
I do this so if things change and we do find ourselves at odds its not a sneak attack.

The Berbers.

Explain. I think I am justified in battling the Mongol menace. I am only taking kand that was mine before after all.

You should have created your own then. That is the key to victory: Friendship.

Ally me insteed and all france could be yours. Italy will respond to my terms soon enough.

Take Algeria and Tunisia.

I have a feeling if I ally you, you will draw me into numerous foreign entanglements.

This is getting out of hand. Look at whst we have made. I have conflicted emotions.

I take Syria, Egypt and Iraq.

>The Berbers.
...why?

OP I roll to take corsica, sardinia and the canaries.

there is no line to them but i assume they are still available.

come on, it's exactly like modern Israel. Every expansion is justified by muh homelands

But will you stay in the Hugbox?

My previous roll was not accounted for. I got 99 but gained only 1 tile.

Ill be good I promise.

Yes

IT WAS MY LAND BEFORE REEEEEEEE

Also I justify my expabsion by saying I am a wall to push vack against enenies. But I see a few sinilarities, but I assure you Jerusalem is superior to them.

A kike you say?

Hooray!

second reich not third, germany

oh boy.
he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out"

I would be willing to make a defensive alliance with you if you give me france, and it takes effect only after you have made peace with italy, so i am not drawn into that war

Berbers are muslim but we are standing for the European liberal and peace standarts.
We were proteting Jerusalem from the turkoaches.

well here's a mupdate

Finish off Algeria, seizing Jerusalem's land there if need be. Spills to Tunisia.