Landlocked nations

>landlocked nations

>landcucks need to ask permission to use the ocean
>the ocean is international territory

How pathetic can you be?

God, if I see one more faggot from a landlocked nation walking around my neighborhood, I don't know if I'll be able to control myself.

Bump

been waiting for someone to make this thread for a long time. I fucking hate people with no access to the ocean, they're an embarassment to the Earth.
Human filth.

>see a landlocked country
>buddy up with its neighbours
>get them all to close their borders with it

Reason number 200 why I love Chile is they landcucked Bolivia

>landcucks want to get out
>tfw you won't let them and they starve

>his nation isn't the entire continent

Who does that though, the most ridiculous coastline.

>offer a mongolian some crab
>he doesn't know how to eat it

I pity them like I pity an ant.

>what is Oceania

Yours isn't either retard I should punch your fucking head off for being so stupid you god damn bogan scum go listen to bliss n eso and drinkVB you fuckin freak

Lel

At least if you're landlocked USfags won't attack you.

>he doesn't have two borders with the same country
Topcuck

If there's one thing I hate in this world, it has to be landlocked "countries" and all their inhabitants.

Why even live?

tell that to Afghanistan, luckily they had mostly Russian tech so it was an easy win.

There's millions of violent subhumans slowly walking into our countries, what ever shall we do?!

land cucks on suicide watch

Coastal cities are all super-ass gay

Man i hate those landlocked cucks, How long will we tolerate them freely walking among us brothers?

Chile is what happens when you dare a group of people that they could never make a country made entirely of coastline work.

And they end up being the best Spanish speaking country in the world.

>easy win
Yeah, because we did all the job, and even then you were so btfo by gorillas you had to run away in 2011

Hey, cheer up landlocked losers, at least you aren't
>DOUBLE
>LAND
>LOCKED
>DOUBLE LANDLOCKED
LMAO 2 LANDLOCKS

>USfags
It's Amerifats you fucking swine get it right

>Implying expanding your coastline won't give you cultural and military superiority to other civilizations

>Not having access to three oceans as well as the largest freshwater lakes on Earth

>tfw my state has just a tiny bit of coast on the great lakes
Y-yeah, those landlocked places sure suck, huh?

lmfao landlocked nations utterly BTFO

will they ever recover?

God bless Straya, the bastion of the white race.

To be fair, Rome got its ass kicked by pretty much any group of people who had a decent grasp of land combat. Rome's specialty was niggering anyone with a coastline.

>when Carthage doesn't move their entire city 15 miles inwards, thus violating the NAP so you raze it to the ground and turn their entire empire into one giant farmland

feels good man

>tfw America takes over some shitty island in the Indian ocean just so we can claim to have land in every ocean on Earth

That Northern North America feel.

Europoors WISH they had this much fresh water

Nah we're getting Chink'd hardcore, better off than the rest for now though.

Go for it.

The NW Passage is ours, though.

Great lakes alone make up over 20% of the fresh water on Earth, lmao.

Hm. Would't that be savory as all hell?

Tfw decolonisation hits so hard you go from 3 to 1 ocean

>doesn't border an European country

EU invite when?

>not being Michigan

>Brazil becomes part of Schengen

Stop it, you're getting Merkel wet by the thought of it. I'd rather just die

>his nation is built on cuck land left over from aboriginal shit farms.

Not sure, wish I tried it desu.

Can't imagine it tasting like anything other than shit though, and I like Vegemite.

Couldn't you just dig a canal across Ellesmere though? Save a lot of miles.

A
FUCKING
DESERT

If you thought making the Panama Canal was hard... Imagine digging in permafrost with no real civilization without either flying or boating.

biggest net importer of kool aid and cyanide.

>go to restaurant in Switzerland
>ask for seafood menu
>waiter gives confused look and comes back emptyhanded

EV E R Y T I M E

>A nation without any landcucked states.

>He has land borders

Tbh I don't really know how to eat crab either

Should've cracked down on the Island Muslims harder, bro. Kill all the males and repopulate the island with halfbreeds to serve the ruling Whites.

That's how the Spanish held onto Cuba for a little over 400 years.

You break the exoskeleton at the joints. Lobster is easier than crab, DESU. You twist off the tail and you immediately have access to 70-80% of the meat.

>when your only land borders are used purely to annoy the irish and spanish

>tfw the Asian Pope cures Mongolain alcoholism with Horse Milk

Mongols are cute! Cute! Cute!

True. Once we started actually helping the natives, they stabbed us in the back. Soekarno was literally educated at a Dutch school for poor natives

>tfw your borders are the equivalent of groping a girl's tits while fucking her from behind

For completeness, we did hold the Dutch East Indies for a good 400 years

>mfw longest coastline in the world AND largest percentage of population that knows which country has the longest coastline in the world

>Countries not touching at least three oceans
>Countries that does not have at least 30k lakes

>meet girl at uni in library
>study together sometimes, nothing beyond friends
>know her and befriend her for about a year
>always in the shadows, watching her flirt with chad
>/fit/ motivates me to ask her out for beer on st paddys day
>i do
>she says yes
>my whole life feels renewed
>i'm nervous, pack a condom for the night
>throw back a couple beers, small talk goes alright
>trying to escape past the friend zone, flirting going alright
>decide to ask about her family
>she says her dad was a banker
>her name looked German, decide to investiage
>'where is your family from'?
>'haha, switzerland, why user?"
>my face turns down at the table, unable to look her in the eye
>tears begin to form in my eyes, as I feel an uncomforable cocktail of rage, regret, and sadness
>knock my beer onto the floor
>'Sorry. I would say our ship here has sailed, but I don't think you'd understand it.'
>she says nothing and looks at me slackjawed
>walk out the bar and light up a cigarette
>some day i will find a suitable woman for my children

good, you have something to be proud of. have fun living under Trudeau for another few years before you become Canadistan.

I forgot that you held onto Indonesia for about 50 years longer than Spain did to Cuba.

You got lucky we didn't have any imperial ambitions there like we did in the Caribbean. The only reason we cucked Spain into irrelevancy for the rest of human history was because we wanted some bananas.

It's not like we don't feel your pain. The Flip Island Niggers backstabbed us after we protected them from 2 empires and gave them roads, modern education, medicine, and philosophy.

Look at Southern Ontario. Now look at Florida.

If 40% of your coastline is literally inaccessible due to ice, it shouldn't count, desu.

>THEY DONT HAVE NATURALLY STRONG BORDERS

>ameritard education

holy kek

Wrong Guyana.

>Implying it wasn't JFK who cucked us out of Dutch New Guinea

At some point everybody just stopped caring and we threw everything away. I still cri evrytiem if I look at family photos in Batavia. Fucking Japs I swear to God

non-ocean races arent human

We'd still be #1 according to your pic though.

Should've killed the blacks in africa rather than trying to integrate em

Made me kek

this desu
abos lived surrounded by water, supposedly for 40,000 years without a big cultural or technological advance, and never once dreamed up a boat or a sail or a raft.

>go on holiday to Austria
>no shop selling fishing accesories

They have rivers

Asians are alright m8. They assimilate and they have hot daughters
>TFW an Anglo-Chinese girl walks past. Slim figure, big tits

It's amerifat, Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov

>HIS COUNTRY HAS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF

>live in australia
>major supermarket chain (aldi) sells skis and skiiing equipment

Dare? coastline cities are easy mode retard.

Leave while you still can, zhang

It's called Diego Garcia

the fuck

Seriously, Aldi here in the US has an isle of the store that always has weird shit too. Popcorn machine, grill, random toys and other stupid stuff.

SHOCK

we would actually let you prairieniggers build more pipelines and export more oil if youd just pay us you cheap sons of bitches

landcucks...

when will they learn

>2014+6/2
>not having a border in another contineng

Does that mean you... you don't hate India?

>this milenium
>not having a bay named after one of your cities
>not having an entire bay to yourself

baylets....

India's alright to be honest. Good people.

POO
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POO
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POO
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DESIGNATED

that is a broad statement, some of them are ok.

Pure Anglo m8. Chinese are for sport fucking. Whites are for breeding

Can you even reach the coast for all the human feces?

>mfw India is poolocked

>mfw no land locked countries have shown up yet

Can't handle the bantz

>30k
you are like a little baby

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