/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - The Dawn of Jeffposting EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Merkel Press Conf 3/17/17
youtu.be/IbpsmS2BTLo
>Pres Trump/Merkel @ WH 3/17/17
youtu.be/JzqqqLzoUe4
>Pres Trump roundtable w/USA-DEU biz leaders 3/17/17
youtu.be/luIJDNyXAek
>Pres Trump roundtable w/VA 3/17/17
youtu.be/7c5PbF7wt3Q
>Pres Trump meets Rep Study Committee 3/17/17
youtu.be/ar6ylAKlZFw
>Pres Trump remarks @ St Patricks Day 3/16/17
youtu.be/CcLtoQhCwxk
>Pres Trump remarks @ Friends of Ireland 3/16/17
youtu.be/QIr9cj4GOyc
>VP Pence swears in Dan Coats (DNI) 3/16/17
youtu.be/_SldNgpNmkg
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Glass Canada

Awoo, but fuck Canada in the ass with a barbed dogdick.

Day of the Rake soon

Need... my... morning.... Gorsuch...

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people!

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Posting for bumps

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As you noticed, shills are hard at work today and everyday.

They seem to forget that the left is watching the most powerful republican legislature ever and in 2018 they will have over 20 senators at the chopping block vs. 8 from the republican side.

Here is my answer: to rub salt on their wounds and remind them of who has all the power

Isn't it sad that Trump detractors like the shills in this very thread have nothing else left but fortune telling and wishing for him to failure?

Think about it: for this whole campaign those guys at least had hope

> polls were at their side
> media was at their side
> betting houses were at their side
> pollsters were at their side
> celebrities were at their side

And yet, their side (meaning the anti trump side) lost and lost big.

Trump now has

> the presidency
> a red senate
> a red congress
> a supreme court pick to be done weeks after being innaugurated
> probably two more to fill before the end of this first term
> not impossible two more right in the middle of his second term
> all but one state legislature needed to start constitutional changes

And now here they are: fortune telling

> Trump won't such and such
> Senate won't confirm such and such
> Congress won't pass such and such

And every step of the way, much like in the election, they get proved wrong by the facts on the ground (when Trump delivers) and then they move the next fortune telling and the next wish for things to go wrong

It is sad, really. Most of the people on this board and on this general are having the time of their lives and their presence here makes them even happier for knowing someone on the other side is here to witness it

Shills: I salute you. Keep it up tho, I'm saving this text as pasta (so I can repost it often) and let what I just said sink in.

> you have no hope left other than wishing for other people failure.
> you have no power and no hope

Think about it

NEVADAWOO~

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Movement!

KILL ALL COMMUNISTS

KILL ALL SEMITES

BURN DOWN THE (((FEDERAL))) RESERVE

BUILD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS

TAKE ANTARCTICA

FUND NASA

IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANIME YOU AREN'T A REAL TRUMP SUPPORTER

Any tips for insomnia?

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Newsweek raw cover for shoppers. Deportation nation.

Democrats have 23 senators up on the chopping block, with 2 Independent and only 8 republicans. At the absolute worst case scenario (all republicans lose their seats) democrats achieve a 54-2-44 majority, barely over what republicans have now.

Here is the list of candidates for 2018, tell me which republicans are losing their seats. Plenty of democrats will.

Democrat

> Dianne Feinstein (California, since 1992)
> Tom Carper (Delaware, since 2000)
> Bill Nelson (Florida, since 2000)
> Debbie Stabenow (Michigan, since 2000)
> Maria Cantwell (Washington, since 2000)
> Ben Cardin (Maryland, since 2006)
> Amy Klobuchar (Minnesota, since 2006)
> Claire McCaskill (Missouri, since 2006)
> Jon Tester (Montana, since 2006)
> Sherrod Brown (Ohio, since 2006)
> Bob Casey (Pennsylvania, since 2006)
> Sheldon Whitehouse (Rhode Island, since 2006)
> Bob Menendez (New Jersey, since 2006)
> Kirsten Gillibrand (New York, since 2009)
> Joe Manchin (West Virginia, since 2010)
> Chris Murphy (Connecticut, since 2012)
> Mazie Hirono (Hawaii, since 2012)
> Joe Donnelly (Indiana, since 2012)
> Elizabeth Warren (Massachusetts, since 2012)
> Martin Heinrich (New Mexico, since 2012)
> Heidi Heitkamp (North Dakota, since 2012)
> Tim Kaine (Virginia, since 2012)
> Tammy Baldwin (Wisconsin, since 2012)

Independent

> Bernie Sanders (Vermont, since 2006)
> Angus King (Maine, since 2012)

Republican

> Orrin Hatch (Utah, since 1976)
> Bob Corker (Tennessee, since 2006)
> Roger Wicker (Mississippi, since 2007)
> John Barrasso (Wyoming, since 2007)
> Dean Heller (Nevada, since 2011)
> Jeff Flake (Arizona, since 2012)
> Deb Fischer (Nebraska, since 2012)
> Ted Cruz (Texas, since 2012)

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The shills fear tomorrow. They can sense the BTFO in their brittle bones.

See a doctor

What is it even like being Canadian? Like I can't imagine it for a second, let alone an average day. Are they even self aware beings? Do they know they only exist because America doesn't care enough to wipe them out? Why are they so invulnerably smug when they are demonstrably inferior to even Uganda?

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I hope none-a ya boys in this thread have been smoking any marijuana... have ya?

That looks so fucking cool.

Fuck awoo. It's spam and worthless. I know no one cares and you fucks will just spam my post, but you people really ruin this thread.

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Info for tomorrow thread

meletonin

To the Canadian spamming awoo pictures, why do you feel the need to spam so many awoos and thus shit up the thread? Is it because you're intentional thread-splits got deleted?

The leaf has admitted to spamming. Your move, mods.

These are the senators that will be on the chopping block at the same time Trump is running for reelection in 2020

Democrats

> Jack Reed (Rhode Island, since 1996)
> Dick Durbin (Illinois, since 1996)
> Al Franken (Minnesota, since 2008)
> Jeanne Shaheen (New Hampshire, since 2008)
> Tom Udall (New Mexico, since 2008)
> Jeff Merkley (Oregon, since 2008)
> Mark Warner (Virginia, since 2008)
> Chris Coons (Delaware, since 2010)
> Ed Markey (Massachusetts, since 2013)
> Cory Booker (New Jersey, since 2013)
> Gary Peters (Michigan, since 2014)

Republicans

> Thad Cochran (Mississippi, since 1978)
> Mitch McConnell (Kentucky, since 1984)
> Jim Inhofe (Oklahoma, since 1994)
> Pat Roberts (Kansas, since 1996)
> Susan Collins (Maine, since 1996)
> Mike Enzi (Wyoming, since 1996)
> Lindsey Graham (South Carolina, since 2002)
> Lamar Alexander (Tennessee, since 2002)
> John Cornyn (Texas, since 2002)
> Jim Risch (Idaho, since 2008)
> Dan Sullivan /Alaska, since 2014)
> Tom Cotton (Arkansas, since 2014)
> Cory Gardner (Colorado, since 2014)
> David Perdue (Georgia, since 2014)
> Joni Ernst (Iowa, since 2014)
> Bill Cassidy (Louisiana, since 2014)
> Steve Daines (Montana, since 2014)
> Ben Sasse (Nebraska, since 2014)
> Thom Tillis (North Carolina, since 2014)
> Mike Rounds (South Dakota, since 2014)
> Shelley Moore Capito (West Virginia, since 2014)
> Luther Strange (Alabama, since 2017)

Pic related. What is your take on it guys?

IMO if it plays like it should democrats could have trouble in MN, NH, NM, MI while republicans in CO, IA and NC

The rest should be pretty safe because of seniority of the senator or lean of the state

Now Lindsey Graham is fucked because he will be campaigning for reelection at the same time of Trump and, going by what Trump did in OH he could pretty much get primaried

Also assuming 2018 keeps the senate it doesn't seem like they would lose it in 2020 meaning Trump could have both houses both terms

Bleeding a lot really helps with going to sleep.

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Thanks /ptg/ for exposing me to the cuteness that is puchimas.

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Is Trump a real-life Emmanual Goldstein?

I used to have bad sleeping problems. What cured me was to take a nice relaxing shower before bed and then listen to the same relaxing song every night. Set up a bedtime routine and that should help you sleep.

Oh boy, look at all this nothing.
You guys can't seriously be staying awake to read this stuff can you? It's nothing. Go to bed or something.
I'm tired, going to sleep now.

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awo?

A REMINDER TO REPORT THE LEAF SPAMMER

Thank you for pointing this out.

The leaf is a spammer and a bot user.

Please ban all spammers and bot users.

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Go to bed and try to stay awake.

Sleep tight CTR, you'll need your rest for tomorrow

Please stop reading this. Please, get some sleep. You must all be so tired. Have a drink, take a Xanax, get some rest. Log off Sup Forums for a little while, it seems like you've been on for too long now. Have some sleep, I am so tired, I am so sorry but I must sleep now. I am so tired. Let's get some sleep.

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cold or hot water?

I got hit with the Eternal Cooldown. Someone else has to try reporting him

If you want to have fun on Sup Forums, start an argument over showering before or after bed.

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Post your favorite election day salt and tears please. I need to masturbate.

Thank you very much for reporting the spammer.

A reminder that everyone should report spammers.

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>IDs, what are they? Many such cases

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I've came several times to this one

Why are dems so absolutely fucked and why do they lose at everything?

I'm doing my part. Mods when?

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>Let's get some sleep

Only if it's with you bby

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>and everything went better than expected

Thats really good, wew. More please. These fucking losers make me rock hard.

No sir, I gave up the devil's lettuce as soon as President Trump got elected.

Something in this timeline changed over the weekend and it's affecting /ptg/.

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>do 23 and me
>99% yuropean
>1% native american

its all over. time to start drinking Listerine

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Why is everyone chimping out?

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It's only 1am. Janitors are all sleeping.

This could very well go on for hours.

Now, since I last made this series of posts many things changed. For starters, Trump is President.

Did you guys notice what techniques they brought to our humble congolese command and control bulletin board?

1) Forum sliding: any given time, specially when there are bad news regarding the democrats or anything at all that goes against their groupthink they they go overboard with it

2) Consensus cracking: see the "I voted for him but those remarks by his cabinet / this temporary setback / this MSM allegation will really get him impeached / such and such should be fired" that people are bringing here. I'm fairly sure the first time it arrive people actually felt the need to believe it but now it is probably just shills shilling shills

3) Topic Dilution: on Sup Forums in general (doubles as sliding): in general, wild gooze chases, on /trumpgen/, gossip, pitting groups against each other.

4) Information collection: seen only rarely in here, "let's make a lions guard for Trump / lets make ANTICOM" and "what would you do if Trump is impeached / is killed". Also "let's access this site / app / plugin for more info". Don't fall for it folks.

5) Anger Trolling: our bread and butter, just see any post with a Finland flag beside it. Actually, it is our main weapon too so it is all fair games in this matter. Just don't answer the trolls.

6) Happened on many boards on Sup Forums when the happening and GG broke out. I don't know about Sup Forums but Sup Forums and Sup Forums, for instance, that's a given. We are not very susceptible, being an anonymous chan anyway but on reddit, oh boy, I wouldn't touch that mess with a 100 feet pole covered in insulant and fire retardant. Social media in general, ever worse. Honestly, a mod got recently fired (in the rwss debacle) for politicising his enforcement of the rules so we are not immune to that either

Stay smart, stay safe, stay beautiful and stay out of trouble.

Didn't they say that tomorrow's hearing would pretty much entirely consist of opening statements by the committee members?

how do you look?

Look at the leaf with 30+ posts.

Pocahontas, is that you?

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>yfw you realize you saved that one girls town in oblivion

Leaf is asshurt no one went to his thread and is now spamming the thread. He confessed last thread.

Fun Fact: My county's color never changed

/ptg/ has been targeted for raids by dumb heads

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checked
>ketchup and mustard on top of hamburger
but why?

Someone tell me what's happening tomorrow?

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Best of Laura Ingraham if anyone is bored.
tunein.com/radio/KYCA-1490-s26613/

Joeposting has officially gone too far.

I still have yet to watch a single second of him, but I still chortle at it. Also: >mfw Hannity implied he knows Joe's secret

The original source is:

The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies
cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm

This text is from 2012 but the concept goes way back. It was one of the first to describe and name most of the techniques shills use to try to either suppress or to outright control internet forums (in all their forms).

Most likely the expression "sliding" comes from this document but the general concept is know from back the newsgroups days.

Shout out to Fravia, the best resource of this kind of knowledge back in the days before google. It will follow this post with a print screen of the text and the text itself, for easy of consumption.

Otherwise just follow the damn link and read it.

> The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies

> pastebin.com/irj4Fyd5

> COINTELPRO Techniques for dilution, misdirection and control of a internet forum

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Justin Castro is all the self-awareness that we need. We mindlessly consume 42000 pieces of pro-canada propaganda per year and are no longer capable of considering the possibility that maybe unicorns don't really shit rainbows in downtown Toronto and Vancouvet:

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Probably going to bang a bbw who's into BDSM. Am I a degenerate?

>not /fit/ = before
>/fit/ = after