>be me >be burger >spend two weeks in London >get bored site seeing after a day >pull up my tinder >change my location to GPS/London >edit my bio to say AMERICAN spending a couple of weeks in London >match with around 40 local slags >lots of 7/10 - 9/10s >hit em up, exchange snapchats and call them >pretend I'm a fish out of water even though I've been to London a bunch of times already >ask if they'll show an American boy around the London night life >meet up >don't spend much on them, mostly drinks and meals >fuck 8 out of the 11 ones I meet, two of which were on the same night
Some of the nastiest bitches I've ever fucked. Not dirty mind you, but complete freaks with zero inhibitions and mostly sleazy drunkards. I think one might have actually been an escort part time. I didn't wrap it up which was fucking stupid of me (honestly, don't do that kind of shit) but thankfully when I got home all the test results were negative and I didn't catch anything.
I do wonder if I have any little britbongs running around over there though. I never gave any of them my real name or info and unmatched each one after we met up and fucked. All they have is my alternate snap and a memory.
Are all UK girls like this, or were these just this a small handful not representive of the entire area?
Robert Butler
Most are. It's the opposite reaction whereas US girls love Brit accents and Brit girls love American "cowboy" accents.
It's a great time to be alive. Hopefully you protected your pickle, not many are clean down under.
Zachary Cruz
Where's Daddy?
Oh he's back in America now.
When will he visit us?
Daddy's very busy son, he can't visit us.
End scene
Thomas Martin
It was like a recurring thing where these girls liked my voice. Some would say I had an accent and a "soothing voice" despite not even having any real accent (I'm from Maryland, no real accents or twang/drawl here).
Tyler Garcia
post the paige webms
Jose Baker
American sluts are the same way about British accents, desu. Women are wired to betray their tribe. It's the mens' responsibility to control their every action. Womens' rights were a mistake.
Logan Torres
You should've said
>I'm black btw
at the end would've been funi
Jayden Diaz
>tfw perfected british accent so get slags at us and perfected texas accent and get slags in uk
Chase Thomas
>Uses tinder to find sluts >Wonders why he just fucked a bunch of sluts
not your blog
Charles Davis
ITT: Things that never happened >pic related
Oliver Brooks
Ok....
There's the very same trash around here.
Girls want to fuck something different....no way.
Alexander Morris
100% PURE BULLSHIT THE THREAD
Aiden Ramirez
This. OP would have had more replies
Christian Hall
lol
Aiden Cook
It's because they like fatty foods.
Jacob Adams
>wonder if I have any little britbongs running fake and gay sage
Josiah Sullivan
>London
there's your answer.
Parker Reed
That's pretty much how it goes op.
Even regional variations of British accents have the same impact.
t. Scottish.
Jayden Butler
But I'm not black.
No way. I've never gotten laid on a first tinder date here. Head, sure, but the obstacles you have to jump through with our US girls here is ridiculous. Most of the London girls made the first move. Here? I always have to initiate everything.
Noah Williams
Pre tinder Reverse is true. Fucked an american girl here in London she was living in central London part for a year with an american college. She had a boyfriend at home. Checked her out on fb years later she ended up marrying the same guy. I'm Indian BTW.
Samuel Hernandez
also
>only meets girls that use an apps designed for sluts >surprised when they turn out to be sluts
Jacob Long
Fuck I need to go to England then, I'm from the South and have a Southern accent that isn't overly twangy or trashy
Xavier Kelly
Did you let her poo in your loo? Did you scroo in her poo?
Hudson Taylor
Is pic related actually a brit? Seems to have a bit of their facial features but she's actually decent looking unlike most slags
Brandon Peterson
There are sluts in every country. Even here in Japan.
Kayden Russell
Not every girl that has a tinder is a slut though. Some put up this prudish facade and it takes some work to get them to fuck non-exclusively. I fucked more girls in two weeks traveling abroad than what I'd get in a month back home. Of course I'm sure the city had something to do with it, but still.
Jonathan Barnes
Holy shit Ima be there for a month in the summer
Ryan Murphy
She was British yeah, but she had Spanish ancestry.
Nolan Diaz
probably part persian or something. brits are now mogrels like us murricans
Isaiah Williams
>>/r9k/ >>/soc/ >>Sup Forums
Enjoy you're ban
Evan Gutierrez
>tfw all persian girls everywhere are banging gorgeous
Liam Gray
>you're ban
Retard
Luis Baker
...
Colton Mitchell
>he took it
Jordan Smith
Hnnnnggg, why you baitin' me bro.
Jaxson Long
>>babbies first roadtrip Women are programmed to seek diverse genes. It's the out of town factor that implies wealth/freedom/a chance to reroll their humdrum slagshit life.
happens anywhere on earth
~bong
Leo Hill
How can you even say that, the app is designed so degenerates can meet and fuck. It the whole porpuse of the app. The app is not called let's meet and make a family , it's do you find me attractive ? Yes (let's fuck) - no (bye bye). It's that easy.
Tyler Perry
>London thats not my country m8
Michael Bennett
That girl is actually pretty, she looks very un-british.
Carson Butler
fffBRAAAAAAAAPffff
James Wright
It's because you're foreign
I had the exact same experience in America with American chicks, they couldn't get enough of the big fat sheep dick
Brayden Morgan
They are, the men however all look like they've just fucked a goat.
Evan Price
all women are like this give them an excuse to fuck and they will i have gotten the following women pregnant 3 japanese high school girls 2 american women 4 british women 7 australian women 1 french woman
my goal on holidays is to knock up as many locals as possible
Jace Campbell
Are you a nigger?
Adam Roberts
That's because they probably did fuck a a goat
Jordan Morgan
did you expect to find a wife in tinder?
tinder is for degenerates - that's what you find there since that's where you were a looking
pfft, retarded burgers
Jacob Brown
Aussie niggers? Kill them.
Jeremiah Murphy
no, its my obligation to my ancestors to pass on my superior genotype and grow my genetic lineage
Liam Barnes
Nah they're all like that, I'm an american out in UAE and all I have to do is say hello to them and their panties drop. This saint paddy day had one giving me a back massage while kissing my neck as I was talking to her boyfriend 2 feet away.
Adam Howard
i don't, how hard is it to be better looking than most british males?
>have white teeth
that's all you need to do pretty much.
Jaxon Thompson
>>lots of 7/10 - 9/10s
uh yeah, but no
Joseph Miller
Kek
Wyatt Price
>Not every girl with a tinder is a slut o I am laffin
Jason Watson
new Zealand I thought your women were like australia and could hold their liquor. I was chatting one up at a party a few months ago and pacing with shots just to keep the buzz going but she started puking after 4 and had to be walked home by her friends.
Anthony Long
>"things that didn't happen" the post
Josiah Allen
The ones I swiped right, matched and met up with were. Keep in mind I have a plus account with unlimited swipes and yeah, I swiped left to a shit ton of fat, inbred looking bitches.
Hunter Perry
>Maryland >no real accents
Son, I have some bad news for you.
Jace James
gimme deeets pls, where did you cum?
Aiden Thomas
>I didn't wrap it up which was fucking stupid of me
I hope you get Hep C or HIV
Degenerates like you are enabling women to be whores. You should be ashamed of yourself and probably join the liberals.
Owen Cooper
Does anyone know if he's been a good boy?
Brandon Price
WTF, why would you wish that on someone?
It's not like I forced or coerced them into it. Enabling? Huh. If it wasn't me, it would probably be some other dude/dudes.
