Australia/New Zealand thread

Was talking to a NZ yesterday, where's he at? He seemed cool.

ITT - we be Australian/NewZealanders

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If I had two nukes both would be for new Zealand.
If I had one I'd flip a coin to decide which island gets destroyed.

I fucking hate chinks and muhummed. Anyone wanna can of VB? And fuck NZ, think they invented the lamingtons and pavlova

Kek
Why waste a perfectly good nuke? Wait 5 minutes and their country will sink into the ocean due to earthquakes

Nigger, the Taupo explosion laughs at your puny nukes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oruanui_eruption

So you wont mind another?

Go for it, I just hope the launch time is quicker than that comeback

shut up sheep nigger

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I want to go back to 1995 when Oasis was on the radio, centrelnk didn't exist, we all still had guns and your chick was wearing flannies wrapped around her waist while spamming her Cranberries tape in your holden Gemini

I remember it all. I was a fucking kid, but I remember it all. Life was fucking better, I know it fucking was. I even have the VHS home movies proving it.

there werent as many niggers here either ill bet

Why do Australians have nigger lips?

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Swollen from all the cock sucking

life before peak smartphone was better than

life before the 2008 GFC which was better than

life before September 11th.

>you are objectively correct because of 3 globalist beach-heads (or as normals say: conspiracy theories)

Why are so many NZanons traps?

I dont know but im so glad that they live so close to me

ill suck your cock user

just make it the north island... pls

I went to NZ once and didn't see one hobbit, elf or dwarf wtf guys?

>this is the next generation of Aussies
I'd be mad too.

People from NZ are so much better than people from Melbourne.
this can be said for almost everyone but still

>ywn be an auscuck
Feels good tbqh.

What's it like having 70+ mosques? I wouldn't know, we only have 4 here.

>when the nanny state is so huge that you need an entire wikipedia page dedicated to the interactive visual entertainment banned
lmao

Will Ausfailians ever contribute anything of value to the civilized world?

Weak Aussie banter

>not having a stockpiled arsenal
No ones perfect lads

Does this count lil bro?

The sheep are a lie

>Never seen an attractive new zealander...
>never seen a newzealander at all
>Only sheep
>Newzealanders ARE sheep

Cracked the code

Fuck the secret's out boys

jig is up

>PoE

>Valuable

GGG are garbage devs who couldnt balance a seesaw

>People from NZ are so much better than >people from Melbourne.

people in Melbourne are mostly from NZ, it is our largest city

why are so many kiwis fucking blue pilled morons, and angry about it too?

nearly everyone is hating on trump, the media hates on him, everyone is a retarded SJW who wants to suck muslim cock and white pride is NAZI NAZI scum must die.

FFS kiwis, wake the fuck up you sheeple.

oh, and everyone thinks islanders are maoris, and the real natives are made to sit in their own classes at school and sing the death reo version of kumbaiyah around guitars instead of learning math

Kek
Only kiwi I ever met had some blondie leash and collar him while we walked around drinking. Cool guy.

I do notice alot of shit where you have people protesting in the streets in NZ because nazis or something

GGG is legit just Blizzard wanabees

d4 comes out, GGG goes bankrupt and NZ drink the koolaid

Who is QandA carryover
No other thread

>could memes surpass metal gear
>the earth is flat
>pepe the frog
>presenter starts talking about "ALP Spicy Meme Stash" and LNP memes on fb

best timeline confirmed

Let show our eternal friendship by linking our two countries via Water Slide.

Where do you live, Wellington? I flat out told n old family friend, this liberal ex musician in her 50's that i think Hitler was a great guy the other week. She gave me the death stare, but eventually came around after i dropped the redpills. Now she wants to have lunches with me and discuss politics. I think you'll find most are quite easy to get through to, they're just not exposed to any differing view points thanks to our absolute cuck media and educational facilities.

kick all your subhuman islanders out
then we talk