How do you get a gf Sup Forums?

How do you get a gf Sup Forums?

jus b yrself :)

I'm assuming you buy one.
Try the local Mall.

< number one
get some cool ass dipindots
< number two
put on your slick moon shoes
< number 3
nuke the tri state area
< and that baby is yours

-never- talk politics until she does
never make off color jokes until she does
Try to make her laugh
know how to cook
fuck her gud

Hit her over the head with a club and drag her back to your cave.

Checklist:
- Do you have a job?
- If not, do you have any ambition to create or find one?
- Do you have BO?
- Do you lift?
- Do you keep eye contact?
- Can you make people laugh?
- If a kraut slaps your gf on the ass would you do something?

There's a lot of effort involved.
I think you have to go to a girlfriend dealership, work with salesmen, just this whole lousy process.

What are you up to SK?
What is the grand plan?

This has worked for me on numerous occasions

Read "how to win friends and influence people"

It really works

If everything works in 4 months you will know.

Hookup-Tinder
Actual gf- friend of a friend recommendation

Why should I know how to cook? Why can't she cook.

>- Can you make people laugh?

Yeah but only with edgy politically incorrect humour. A lot of conversations with women are dead-end streets for me because their interests are so shallow and pathetic that I can't seem to keep the conversation going... My interests are politics and sports but almost no woman gives a single fuck about that

Am I too serious?

muh patriarchy

ive been told that learning how to dance is a good +1. like formal dance, not nigger dance (sorry paco)

RARE
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this is why you're single

ladies love a man that cooks

Don't listen to that guy

Bitches love men who can cook is why he says that. But he doesn't know what women love is being treated like a child.

Google "interesting date ideas" and I bet money all you will get is "treat her like a dumb child, she'll feel like your her dad"
Which is her first male love in an odd way yes, can you see why women with Dad issues seem to have sex different?

Think about it.

Fucking mods do your fucking "job"

sage

>Current year + 2
>Expecting strong independant and empowered wimyn to know how to cook

Aussie you know your shit. Also cooking is fun.

You're single aren't you amerifat

pay debts

I was banned for saying the same thing, bye bye

Never.

Talk to her, don't be autistic and just show that you have interest in her. Then proceed to ask for her number. The rest will follow naturally.

I'm single because I don't even bother dating.
If the requirement for me to find a girlfriend is that I have to do fucking everything, I don't want a girlfriend. I already do everything for me, why would I want to do it for two people?

>How do you get a gf Sup Forums?

Stupidity.

You go to Angeles City (The PI)

Solod gold mine that anyone can fuck a teenager in for 20 USD (1000php)

>How do you get a gf

Temazepam.

>im single because I choose to be

ya okay dude sure

A wise man once said "First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the woman."

I think his name was Scarman.

I've heard that getting your life in order first is what makes it happen.

Something along the lines of a partner is essentially an addition to your life not the main focus. Would you agree?

no one will love you until you stop being a piece of shit

so yes

Well, yeah?
I'm a shut-in. I only leave my house to go to work.

My life has been in order for 10 fucking years, and I'm even well into paying off a second property. Single, can't get a date with a girl who isn't fat. Standards aren't even high, just not heavier than me. 33 folks.