All politicians are Skinnyfat or overweight
Why are there no ripped Politicians like Senator Armstrong?
Why are there no Buff politicians
Adrian Cox
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Oliver Bennett
Try university of Texas
Sebastian Moore
Because if they were /fit/, they would be gay
Juan King
There is a few, mostly of the younger generations
Matthew Gray
Don't fuck with this senator
Oliver Jackson
Paul 'the Cuck' Ryan is kinda buff.
Liam Rogers
*Crowd cheers*
Alexander Roberts
Nanomachines.
Dylan Hughes
checked.
A) They're nerds
B) The job is actually demanding as hell and they're busy
C) They're all low-level alcoholics
D) All of the above.
It's D.
Andrew Johnson
Putin
Jackson Hughes
Literal Mr Universe governed California.
Grayson Sanders
Could have gone pro if I had not joined the navy
Gabriel Morris
Eating to many omelettes
Brayden Torres
Old
Jacob Wilson
He is a big guy
Anthony Rodriguez
Kris Kobach. A man made of the same material as Armstrong. Red pilled as hell too
Charles Foster
Lack of nanomachines, son.
David Cooper
...
Jackson James
There are very few ripped humans, and so very few ripped politicians, especially considering how old they usually are.
Bentley Jenkins
Why aren't buff people politicians?
That is the real question.
Cooper Hughes
Here's the previous American ambassador to Finland, Bruce Oreck.
Gabriel James
Because they will make leg day illegal.
Luis Garcia
You forgot about former Mr. Universe Paul Ryan.
Brody Garcia
>Why are there no buff politicians
Ryan Ortiz
Mirin
Oliver Rodriguez
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL, YA KNOW
Henry Anderson
what's his face from the election was pretty buff. McSomething, he was one of the Dem candidates? I genuinely forget his name
Henry Rivera
O malley
Luis Green
thiccc
Liam Edwards
>I'm gonna make America great again.
What did Armstrong mean by this?
Jackson James
Because he was using nanomachines son
Xavier Lopez
I COULD TEAR THE PRESIDENT IN TWO
WITH MY BARE HANDS
Hudson Kelly
>huuurrr duuuurrr politicians are tooo busy to exercise
no they're not
we used to have a politician in the labor party who would exercise while debating. he also randomly started doing shadow squats while while listening to the person he was debating, while on a debate show
Aiden Barnes
Roiders don't count
Aiden Rogers
I have a dream
Levi Ward
Neither do nanomachines, then.
Ryan Sullivan
Arnolds proportions make him look like a cartoon character, it's ridiculous
Luis King
Truly /our senator/.
Isaac Moore
That's awesome
Who was it
Adam Nelson
Our guy
Xavier Phillips
'straya
Tyler Rogers
Stayans don't count, it's basically impossible to be an Aussie and not be fit and attractive
Xavier Peterson
I FEEL THE FINNISH DELEGATES
THE POWER-
IT'S
IT'S
TOO-
NYYYEEEEAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH