HAPPENING

NIPS ATTACK PEARL HARBOR

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!!!

False flag! Kami planes can't melt steel ships!

i dont know guys, it seems like a false flag

Where is Pearl Harbor?

That photo is clearly shopped. I call false flag.

FAKE NEWS

fucken told you cunts to watch out.

Well it looks like we have just won the war...

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I'll wager the Hebrews are behind this...

The boys will be send there to fight against those strange chinks

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6 BAJILLION OF US ARE DYING IN EUROPE AND YOU'RE BLAMING US FOR JAP AGGRESSION!!!!
>SHOAH IS ME

VERDAMMT!!!

source?

fuggg :DDDDDD

First telegram best telegram

FALSE FLAG

NEVER are so many vessels supposed to be in port at the same time! The command staged this attack to stir up feelings of anger in the American populace and make us crave war!

in the middle of nowhere

Hitler actually wanted for nips to enter the war, he was pleasently surprised when the news got to him

You might be on to something. Those germans are our friends!

Fort Cronkhite Reporting for duty. Standing by for more news from the front. May God be with you in this dark hour!

The Jews of Palestine are more than likely behind this

Oh yeah, he must have been happy as fuck, now that the US would enter the war against him.

>japs can into radio silence
>Japs can coordinate an carrier strike that far away of Japan
>japs can aim with those slant eyes

t. Hitler

Krauts invade Poland. It's fucking happening, lads!