Is there a more non-country than Finland?

Is there a more non-country than Finland?

>no actual territory of their own, it's almost all rightful Swedish clay
>wasn't even an independent country until like 1918
>no unique culture or language of their own, all of their culture is actually just a retarded mutant offshoot of Swedish culture
>Finnish people are just Russian-Swede halfbreeds
>Karelia is rightful Russian clay
>has been Russia's bitch since 1941
>did I mention Sweden is their rightful overlord?

Finns btfo

>non-country than Finland?
america

>Is there a more non-country than Finland?

Yes, the United States of Amerifats

>non-country than Finland?
Estonia

>rightful Swedish clay
All of sweden is rightful Danish & Norweigian clay

Why you have to be mean, man?

and Sweden too

(You)

pls no bully, we're all friends here

>no unique language
pls

leave Binland alone you bully

>win war against russia
america
>lose to vietnam
>lose to cuba

more like

>protects their gay older brother Sweden from getting their ass kicked

>fights Russia by themselves and gives them so much trouble that they're forced to withdraw after a couple years of occupation

Finns are the only alphas left up north.

I don't speak Somali

>no unique language of their own
Now hold on just a minute

America is less of a nation, as defined by its people than Finland.

USA is just a bunch of mongrels with ugly hybrid cultures.

Finnish people are genetically distinct. Finnish language is linguistically distinct. Finnish epics and legends are culturally distinct, we don't share the valhalla myths with other north europeans.

>lose to vietnam
>lose to cuba
We did neither of those things. We've never even had a war with Cuba
>Estonian education

Don't bully Finland. Or I'll track you down and rape you.

America is the Wild-West, stupid Estonian. American culture is lawlessness.

There is.

Swedes are very insecure about how Finns make them. Swedes are dirty lanky anglos compared to the platinum haired Finns.

Bay of pigs

bay of pigs

wrong

>Finland has no culture

Huh, you're wrong, sweetie.

That wasn't a war between the US and Cuba. We armed a bunch of Cuban exiles and offered to fly them into Cuba but that's it. Not our fault shitskins are horribly bad at war.

Yeah you get em bro

>>did I mention Sweden is their rightful overlord?

Fuck no, knowing us we'll probably ruin Finland by sending half of our sand people and somalians there.
Although Helsinki is already basically as bad as Stockholm when it comes to somalians.

>Is there a more non-country than Finland?
Belgium

>amerilard tries so hard and fails

memegame off the charts tho

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>If Gustav II Adolf had not died in battle a Great German Reich would've formed under the Swedish crown. The empire would consist of the Nordics, Baltics, Germany and maybe even Poland. This is why Nationalsocialists praise Gustav II Adolf. Because a unified Great German Reich could've formed 300 years before Hitler.

Finland has its own language and it's nothing like swedish. They hate Russia there. I spent a few weeks there and they think swedes are all fags

All Finns understand Swedish though

>Think all Swedes are fags

They're not wrong.

lel no.

probably like 30% actually understand swedish at the coastal cities

Is there a more non-country than clapistan?

>no actual territory of their own, it's almost all rightful British clay
>wasn't even an independent country until like the 18-hundreds
>no unique culture or language of their own, all of their culture is actually just a retarded mutant offshoot of anglo-saxon culture + jewish scat fetishism and speaking in to a microphone and calling it music
>American people are just negroid-caucasian-slavic-semitic mongrels with no identity besides muh' constitution
>half the country is occupied by the mexican cartels
>has been the jews bitch since WW1
>lost to a bunch of chinks squatting in a jungle and has been fighting goat-herding sandniggers for decades
>did I mention Israel is their overlord?
Amerilards eternally fucking BTFO

>Finnish people are genetically distinct. Finnish language is linguistically distinct. Finnish epics and legends are culturally distinct, we don't share the valhalla myths with other north europeans.

But I bet Odin and Väinämöinen would be drinking buddies.

Yeah, no

Maybe on the most basic of levels but not nearly enough to have a conversation or even uderstand speech

>no actual territory of their own, it's almost all rightful Swedish clay
No

Belgium, obviously

Top bants

this

>Finn tries bantz
>fails horribly
top kek

Why are they so genetically unique?

Why are fins to autistic?

because we can and why not

> No culture.
They hate the Russians more than you guys did back in the fifties and their national sport is killing them.

don't be too hard on him like 50% of us have autism

This

Why are you attacking binland? Just a bunch of drunk autists eating mämmi in a sauna. They dindu nuffin.

How do you sit at buses? Each fin gets his own bus or...?

Finland is top tier, burguer.

> be America
> lose your sanity because of nigger president

Forgot against the Indigenous people and the Somalis.

>Each fin gets his own bus or...?
yes, because we can afford that

In Sweden, this formation is common. There must be something even more autistic in Finland.

This is kinda funny to me.

Shitty bantz fattie. Finland is easily the most unique culture in Europe.

I don't know, I liked it a lot Mr. Sharter.

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Answer my question please

Is Estonia like Finlands retarded little pet?

>Another finn hate thread made by retarded amerilard.
>butthurt swedes claiming finland has no culture in the thread
Not a fucking surprise desu. We need to nuke Sweden & murifats

There happens to be one

Sleep tight porker

Then why do they have their own language?

Fuck you. Finland has a rich culture. Did you get your education in nigger school you halfbreed nigger.

Estonia is our private liquor store.

That's a weird way of spelling United Kingdom and USA

This must be carpooling right? Not bus. Can a Finn respond to my countryman answer?

Yiss, some poor retard made the mistake of making a Finland thread.

Lets get this praty started.

FYROM has more history than Bulgaria.

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Post all Fingol pictures, I need to expand my collection.

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>Is there a more non-country than Finland?
What is Pakistan?

Another one.

And one more.

Macedonia does, FYROM doesn't.

More more more

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haha that's a good one

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Tuosta.

sleep right porker

sleep tight porker

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BTFO

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Are there worse posters on this board than Americans? Even when Canadians try to be annoying they just can't match America in sheer stupidity and ignorance.

Besides, Finnish memes are undeniably the best

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This is my new favourite thread.
Thank you for bringing this into my life.

sleep tight porker