Memes, Tweets, Jews & The FBI

You goyim know what to do!

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holy shit, they are seriously going for assault charges for a meme?

that shit will not work, he is going to walk, people arent that afraid of kikes and if they keep this shit up, they are going to get killed for real

keep sending him
strobes

if he is found guilty, some one needs to
stab that kike to death

BAN ASSAULT MEMES

no one NEEDS high capacity memes, BAN THEM THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Can't wait for him to get butt hurt all over again when the guy walks

Will the trial be live like Zimzam's?

A court classifying memes as "deadly weapons" would set a very dangerous precedent.

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>having a serious epileptic disorder
>not disabling gif autoplay on twitter

This "case" is a joke

> assault gif's are a thing in 2017

This. Fucking. World. Is. Going. To Shit.

Where are my Poison Dart Frog Pepes?

Just wait, if you post a gif without a seizure warning you will be sued. This is the way things are going.

Its funny, ive yet to see his mug shot yet he is charged?

Kurt Eichenwald bought thousands of dollars worth of Child Porn then forgot about it.

Says it was for research.

This guy was once one of the top investigative journalists in America but shat in his own mouth with sloppy journalism, illegal activities, and being a general creep.

Now he's faking online seizures to get idiots thrown in jail just for his own gratification. He's a piece of fucking shit.

Look at that smug Heeb lawyer face.
Has Sup Forums finally met its match?

>jew_goldstein assaulted me with gifs

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>gif
>deadly weapon
>assault
my god, do the police seriously not see the frivolousness and impossibility of such a case? Why did he have gif autoplay turned on?

Hes a filthy kike and has influence with other kikes in the police

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Surely there comes a point when common sense outweighs jewry, right? guys?

Consider the state of the world we live in

They're sending a message: don't fuck with us or you'll go to jail.

Fuck Jews, cancer of the earth.

how can a rave dancer be fat????

Kurt also sued his own family because he wants more trust fund money.

He is legit a piece of shit.

S, mocking someones medical condition is a pretty dog move (I suppose that is the point of trolling). But he is facing 10 years in prison for the intent to kill or cause bodily harm.
According to the article, the gif actually did cause a seizure which nearly killed the journalist.

I'm not a doctor, and I don't know how epilepsy works, but could that gif actually cause a seizure?
After opening the tweet, for how long did the journalist look at the image? He himself knowing he had epilepsy, looking at the image for any time longer than a second or two would have been on purpose. But is that all it takes? Can you induce a seizure by looking at the image for only one second?

You would think the fact that the image didn't take up the entire screen, the fact that is was flashing between two similar colours on the spectrum, and the fact that he was likely in a brightly lit room (what kind of epileptic would risk looking at a screen in a dark room), you would think it would take way longer for a convulsive seizure to happen.

Again, I don't know these things very well. Are there doctors on? Are there epileptics that are really that sensitive in real life? Or is this bullshit.

>memes are a deadly weapon
>potentially jailed for murder by pressing an enter key

welp. I guess britain is going to confiscate keyboards now

(((He had a seizure)))
Ya I bet he did have a seizure, a seizure from the shekels that lit up in front of his eyes

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I don't want to, it hurts. This is literally a slippery slope isn't it? If looking at a gif gives you grounds to charge with a deadly weapon charge, then there exists very little that can't be a deadly weapon. How long until written words and verbal communication are also deadly weapons? Fuck how long until rape charges can brought up by just glancing at someone?

He paid for admin access for a dormant CP site then got it running again.

BAN ASSAULT TWITS!!! TWITTER HAS BEEN DECLARED A DEADLY WEAPON

BAN TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need to make an infographic on this Eichenwald sleaze to spread on Twitter.

>Eichenwald found out this user's identity because the user made a charitable donation to an epilepsy charity to say sorry for the seizure

Normies also need to know about pic related

If this isn't bad enough (((their media))) is doing propaganda stories on it.

theverge.com/2017/3/20/14987874/eichenwald-twitter-troll-seizure-arrested-icloud-anonymous

This week in WTF

We should spam his twitter with this information.

There is an option to turn off gifs on twitter in the settings so they don't automatically play....

>go into haunted house at the same time as someone with heart problems
>shout "BOO!" at said person
>they have a heart attack
>you are now in jail for 10 years for assault

If flashing lights are your downfall, how could you ever expect to live in the modern world?

That man will walk exonerated of all charges. Screen cap this.

A few people have mentioned it.
twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/843903883235737600

need more of this lewd little girl!

No!

The Jewdicial system has got to go

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reminder kurt kike and bald sued own mother

Is it really anti-semitism if he isn't actually jewish

That smug fuck with no neck is gonna win the trial, isn't he?

Checked
And Join the club. Fuck that candy ass faggot. It would delight me to beat the fuck out of him with my bare hands.

I wonder if that defense would hold up for a gentile.

If I could gas and oven Eichenwald, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

The future is happening, the future is unsafe. The future holds dark days, no physical felt war is going to be present for a long time, but the first days of build up are done. Now we wait for a golden opportunity.
Reeeeeeeeee

Does this guy actually drive a car in the USA?

>>>having a serious epileptic disorder
>>not disabling gif autoplay on twitter

The thing is, K.Eichenwald even admitted that he disabled autoplay on gifs and videos because he has epilepsy and doesn't play any of them anymore.
He tweeted that prior to all of this happening.

Yet, the US law being referred to specifically states that any communication through any electronical device with the intent to cause harm is illegal. And I have no doubt he'll be charged.
The fact that K.Eichenwald obviously lied doesn't matter legally.

He just had a horrible performance on Tucker Carlson and the world was laughing at him for being a pathetic loser, so he had to take it out on one of the frog people.

Probably.

Prosecutors don't really like to push cases when they can't win.

>2016
>first presidential election won by memes in the US
>2017
>first conviction of assault by deadly memes in the US

This timeline is getting scary guys.

>be american
>post gif
>get arrested
When the fuck did we become Bongistan?

Was this the one where it was a flashing pepe?

And whats worse, aside from what kikenwald and wife CLAIMING he had a seizure, there was no evidence he did in fact have one.

dallas is a fucking shithole

>When the fuck did we become Bongistan?
You've always been worse than us.

Isn't he fucking up his chances by over reaching.

We need to regulate high capacity memes.

The problem is he's not the one that's going to be on trial, so this will probably all be irrelevant.

The internet is a deadly weapon, it needs to be controlled

You guys don't even have the Castle Doctrine anymore, which is fucking insane.

We should start a lawsuit against him for all the CP he had.

Reminder Kurt signed up for a child porn website and paid to meet up with the teen selling himself for "research".

slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/press_box/2007/03/eichenwalds_weird_checkbook_journalism.html

>hate crime enhancement

Fucking kike. Can't have it both ways.

Doesn't this guy live in Dallas? Or does the guy that sent the gif live in Dallas?

the kike lives in dallas, user lives in maryland

Sound like Eichenwald is a fan of pizza.

>turning the safety on your memes off

not sure if piss bottles or mountain dew. afraid to ask.

Is /ourguy/ getting extradited to dallas to face federal assault and hate crime charges or will they just execute him in maryland?

extradited