ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON

>ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON
>A FUCKING GIF
THIS IS A REAL CASE LMAO

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I am assaulting (you), what you going to do op?

That's not very nice. Poor guy had a seizure

he's a fucking jew that pays for child porn

This will never hold up in court and will probably be dismissed before trial.

Fuck you Hitler, you could have prevented this

I'm calling the cyber police.

I fucking hate lawyers they are fucking scumbags

Is there any realistic way he could have done this anonymously and gotten away with it?
>e.g.: made an email+twitter with a fake phone # not attached to his "IRL identity"

I done goofed?

He'll still get boned on the cyberstalking charges, which is probably a Class C felony or something that if he's lucky he won't have to serve any time for, but with (((Eichenwald)))'s lawyers, who knows he'll probably get the full 10 years.

Literally the only reason he got caught was because he 1 emailed Kurt with an apology, 2 donated to an epilepsy foundation as an apology
Kurt demanded the foundation give up Johns information

If John didn't cave he would have been unfindable

So does this make Twitter a WMD delivery system? Should they be shut down?

>KURT EICHENWALD, a disabled person

well at least they got that part right.

If that Sup Forumsack is finally found guilty some anons should track down the judge and kill him as well as that fucking kike.

if you've ever put your real information ever on the internet you're a dumbass

back in my day the first rule of the internet was NEVER PUT YOUR INFORMATION ONLINE EVER. especially when you're larping as an elite anonymous hacker

what the fuck if I want proof of this because if this is true i'm pissed.

#banassaultgifs

Why would he even say sorry? He did the right thing.

Yes. He was stupid and used actual numbers that led investigators to his Apple ID.

Also, it's important to note that this case is only in the 'complaint' part of the process.

The prosecutors office accepted to charge it (why I'm not sure, there's virtually no chance of prosecuting this successfully) with very little evidence other than an image was sent online.

From my understanding the guy didn't even go to a hospital and the siezure is only 'verified' by himself and a his wife.

Long story short, a case that will probably not even be allowed to make it to the trial phase but will still cost the taxpayers as man hours will have to be used on it.

I think your meme country just declared war on the US.

proof?

What's his punishment? Jail?

good, the president for banning assault memes is going to be set

finally pol will be gulaged

>Send a guy a gun to his PO box with a letter that says "you deserve to be shot"
>He shoots himself with it
>Go to jail for first degree murder

This is so they can come for Sup Forums users next.

No free speech for whites!

Kill white people!

Not gonna lie, former gif supporter here. This was fucking hilarious watching gifs crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let gifs get the nuclear codes.

Basically the dude is a huge cuck and he basically would suck all of the agencies dicks on social media to make them look better as an agency so they're going through with it.

Now, is this shit going to hold up in court? Yeah probably not.

>gifs are deadly weapons
Man, I bet the government is looking for my WOMD webm collection

FBI pls, you aren't even being subtle anymore. Stop trying to turn everything into your honeypot

If they convict him end them.

>Is there any realistic way he could have done this anonymously and gotten away with it?

Print it out and send it anonymously via post.

>Tweets are deadly weapons
2017 is the best timeline.

_aggravated_ assault with a deadly weapon even

jews should not be given the same rights as other people. their access to litigation in particular should be severely curtailed.

>Poor guy

That's a strange way of writing 'fat retarded asshole that sued his own family and claims watching child porn is part of his job then acts like a disabled victim for sympathy but actually needs to have his head rammed into his ass and force fed his own shit'.

His wife totes saw it man.

...

Article said that the phone number used to register on Twitter was linked to an icloud account which identified him though

Just goes to show, don't fucking put personal info online

Then again, its almost impossible to scrub old info of you.

>meme country
we are relevant

>baseball
>cigars
>rum
>music
>free trade
>fashion
>tourism

>with (((Eichenwald)))'s lawyers, who knows he'll probably get the full 10 years
???
Victims don't hire the prosecution.

OY VEY
IT'S LIKE A WHOLE NUDDA SHOAH

Tfw

>a person is offended by your ((infowars)) sourced niggers.jgp

>killes themselves

>you are charged with assault with a deadly weapon

hmmm

Let it be a lesson, NEVER apologize to a Jew ever, for any reason. They are the most vindictive people on the planet and only ever push for vengence.

And as always, the jew takes advantage of the poor man, who was joking and felt bad about it.
Also what a soft Sup Forumsack, he donated shit because he felt bad about bothering a jew, weird.

nothing is ever enough for kikes.

>2016
>not using webms

prolly was a redditor t b h

thanks you killed my dog the FBI will see you soon.

Wrong, he had a icloud account with his real name that used the same phone number as the pre-paid sim

theverge.com/2017/3/20/14987874/eichenwald-twitter-troll-seizure-arrested-icloud-anonymous

If only there was one less kike. Shame.

This can't be real. Rivello was only captured on Friday.

the guy shouldnt have posted him the gif in the first place imo but that kike is a worse faggot for going out of his way to fuck the him after the guy apologized and donated to the charity

SO wait, this guys sends money to an epilepsy charity, sends a formal apology to Einswiner and still he's being taken to court?

Fucking kikes and they wonder why they were thrown into industrial ovens. Fucking filth, a pox on humanity.

>Rivello

Doesn't sound white to me

I don't know what that's from but it's fake. Rivello was only captured on Friday so he doesn't have months of legal fees already, and he wasn't captured because of donating to charity, he was captured because the FBI got a search warrant for his iCloud account.

God you're dumb, Sup Forums.
Whether or not something is a deadly weapon or not depends on context.
Water? Usually innocuous but deadly when frozen into the form of a sharp weapon.
Peanut butter? Harmless delicious spread with sickening macros but will kill someone with an allergy.
If you can't comprehend how what gif man did was assault with a deadly weapon then you're an idiot.

donating money to charity doesn't get you off the hook brotha

he felt bad about harming a jew and apologised to him
the guy was a larping cuckold and deserves everything thats coming to him

dont be a git, bin that gif.

calm down deep state.

the best possible situtation is they actually manage to convict him with an assault meme.

they will find out real quick how bad of an idea that is. thousands of lawsuits will be filed. I'm already compiling sites with flashing images to report to the fbi in a slow drip.

everyone must be investigated goy!

they're coming for our gifs

does the 2nd amendment protect memes?

gif control is unconstitutional

I think it's off the wesearcher page that was made to collect money for his legal fees

John is a US Marine and one of our guys, we have to fix this.

Why would they say he's already been swamped with legal fees for months now if he probably didn't even know he was going to get arrested until Friday? It sounds like some scam.

The trolling of the kike must continue at a higher level than before. We must punish this kike and make him wish he hadn't been born.

Why did he choose to open and then play the gif though? To use your analogy, it's like I mail you a jar of peanut butter knowing you're allergic, and then you eat it knowing that it's peanut butter.

>baseball
we have your best players
>cigars
smoking is degenerate
>rum
awful drink
>music
literally who
>free trade
You would probably have to pay me to take any of your shit.
>fashion
gay
>tourism
You're the country that high school kids will go to on spring break because they can drink. Your country is the equivalent of that friend people only pretend to like because your parents let you throw parties.

>ex marine

He's white enough to me you little fgt

YOU ALL LAUGHED WHEN I SAID THAT THE CIA HAD WEAPONIZED MEMES

Newfags who don't remember FOOTBALL

im calling interpol on you my man

If there's one thing you should learn from this, it's that the things you say will without a doubt be interpreted by the police and the opposing counsel as being 100% serious and of the gravest intent.

I'm not saying don't say them, but if you posted gas the kikes, race war now 2 years ago, and you hit/injure some guy with your car who happens to be Jewish, it'll very quickly become a race-related aggravated assault.

Backtracing your IP as we speak

>that friend people only pretend to like because your parents let you throw parties.
how old are you?

>If you can't comprehend how what gif man did was assault with a deadly weapon
Gee, is it because the victim voluntarily used the deadly weapon on themselves?

So much this

>IF YOU BLINK RIGHT ITS ALLLLLWAYS BLUE

fuuuufuuuUUUUUUUCKKKKK IMMMMAHAVINA SEEEEEZZZZZUREEEEEE.

no, seriously. you should try it.

underrated

I'm going to a library and spamming his account with seizure enducing gifs. Can't find me there.

SOON

this guy needs a lawyer we need to help him !!

IF that's true I lost every ounce of respect for the guy. What a retard.

this is fucking outrageous and sets a precedent, land of the free my ass cunt

fuck off fbi, you niggers are so obvious. tell your supervisor to fire you and higher autistic kids to LARP

WEW

>John Rayne
Asian cowboy?

And Jews wonder why the aren't trusted

Despicable

>faking a seizure to kike away a former soldier's pension
Why do Jews do things like this?

>Rivello
>white

Kek. Fucc my ass I'm such a gay faggot I can't stop sucking cock

We need to start a campaign of sending seizure inducing gifs on masse to this retarded faggot who can be triggered by a fucking gif! Seriously.

I can't even believe this shit.

How would prosecutors charge us if 1000's of animated gifs started bombarding this seizure bitch' inbox?

woah

Never, EVER, trust the eternal Jew. They all have to go.

>2010+7
>Registering on Shitter with your actual information
>Not using a proxy when you shit post and troll

He was begging to get caught.

leaf yo

>get to know us eh, we're the most advanced minds of all time evolution, fuck but no one can stand to hear the way it is we talk

6 million wasn't enough

Jew Goldstein dindu nuffin. He wuz a good boy, trying to get over PTSD and sheeiit.
Youz not goin to b laughing anymo, Mr. Kurt Whiteboi when we take over the streetz. Das rite, you think you can shut us down. SMFH f.am.
It goin be loud outside yo house whiteboi. We cummin fo you. No justice, no peace! Keyboards down, don't sue!

This

I was in court when based stickman had 6 felonies dropped. Judge will have a good laugh

Us attorney who brought fed case in Texas John R Parker accepts bribed from Jewish orgs who traffic muslims into the country