If you had a time machine what would you do?

If you had a time machine what would you do?

go back to Holland 1945

Watch it happen with a front row seat
1. because i'd be the ultimate primary source of info on whatever I witness
2. I'd finally be able to confirm that auschwitz was a hoax

Giver Hitler schematics for nuclear bomb and modern ballistics / manufacturing in 1932

Fuck some decent pussy for a change and be a cowboy

Inform the US people of what its like today.

This

use my superior intellect to invent fire and get sweet neanderthal pucci

Go to the race track with a list of all the winners.

Warn them. Warn them all.

I'd save her.

Do the right thing and report her to the authorities.

heh heh she could live in my attic if you know what I mean

Go back to where life began and kill it.

Would be pretty fun to see such a paradox play out.

i'd tell hitler what he needed to know in order to win.

Stain the mountain tops with semen

Anything I please

Off the top of my head

>Go back and impregnate people throughout history
>steal riches from across time
>find out the truth behind voynich manuscript, easter island, pyramids, and other ancient mysteries
>watch out for aliums in the past
>replace elites and have a grand old time
>go to the future
>fuck about with cool shit there
>go to other planets

Fuck Anne Frank, I wish to impregnate that slutty little jewess

go back to London 1666

go back to when women were in their place and lay seed everywhere. the age of correcting a woman whenever she did something out her place must of been a beautiful sight.

The voynic manuscript is just a fantasy book written by a man who was bored and thought to make a book that could not be understood just to fuck with people who would ever find it.

Go to bed jeff

Shoot Marx and then pass a note to the Kaiser and Emperor of Russia letting them know what the Jews are planning.

Best answer, and make sure they know about the long nose tribe.

Kill some Comanche Indians

Lock her in my attic

>not founding the big nose tribe
Oy vey, it's like you're not even trying goyim.

>kidnap the top people working on AI and drag them and their computers and generators back to the stone age
>super AI gets born 100,000 years early
>rewards me by creating a personal heaven
>live the life of a demigod traitor of meatcucks

Actually about a quarter of my dreams im a 1850s texas ranger.

Nice, we still do it

Assisted Hitler in Operation Barbarossa so at least I wouldn't live in this king kike timeline.

Kill Marx

Go back to the late 18th century. Warn the people of the past of the nightmare of modernism that would come. Provide modern weapons to stop the French Revolution, and crush the rise of international jewry and atheism with an iron fist.

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Go back to post WWII America, blend in as a soldier returning home, start a company with my knowledge of today, and marry a respectable white Qt3.14.

Also would make some big investments, travel the world and have kids.

Help her get caught before her retarded diary.

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Travel back to Jerusalem about the year 33 AD, and find out what happened at the Crucifixion.

Of course, it may not have happened exactly that year, so I guess it'd be a guess as to when the "exact" right time to arrive.

I'd watch classic movies in theaters and then be the first to leak spoilers.

1 - travel back to Galilee ca. 2 B.C.
2 - find and impregnate all women named Mary
3 - ???
4 - Profit!

i will use miracles to manipulate world leaders for my own gains.
i would probably give america a basic schematic of a hydrogen bomb in 1910 and lead them down a path of world domination with the eventual goal of reducing world population a thousand fold, leaving the earth as one giant beautiful nature reserve with america existing perpetually in 1950s culture like fallout.

Make Polk dream real.

Stop Hitler from invading the USSR and to keep the pressure on Britain

kill myself

Best reply so far.

Go back and kill myself before I kill myself

Gas her since lesbians are degenerate

go back, kill the first jew... return and humanity is perfect and we are colonising mars.