Sup Forums is locked in a room with these Trump, Hitler, and Putin

Sup Forums is locked in a room with these Trump, Hitler, and Putin
>You have a gun
>but only 2 bullets
>wwyd

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I'd double tap the shill cloaked in the corner and then proceed to maga.

Heil Hitler then leave to shoot OP twice for being a faggot

Shoot myself twice for America, the Fatherland, and the Motherland.

I would shoot OP twice

Putin twice

I have a gun and two bullets. Right.

Do I have to use those two bullets?

shoot the lock off of the door and let them out to save the world

Shoot OP twice.

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putin, then myself

Hitler and Putin are both evil, but I'd feel bad shooting a living person, so I'd just shoot Hitler because he's already dead.

Shoot OP twice

Hitler is dead retard

>Shoot Hitler twice
>Say it was because Trump said "shoot Hitler" and Putin said "shoot Hitler"
>Liberal heads explode, don't know what to do, since the two "LITERALLY HITLERS" said shoot Hitler.
>Receive medals from both countries
>Secure land in both
>Live happily ever after.

Probably kneecap Hitler then save the last one for you, you colossal faggot op

underrated fpbp

Real American here that has a family that's served in 3 wars
Putin first than hitler than salute my president

give gun to Hitler, give 1 bullet to Trump, and 1 bullet to Putin.

Walk away with the loaded gun like a responsible gun owner

Why would i even shoot anybody?

Trump and Putin, they're still alive.

shoot OP 3 times

>sell gun
>buy everyone a steak dinner
>hey Hitler, I got some advice for you

I would shit in a cup and make the OP eat it.

Hillary Clinton myself: Two bullets in the back of my head

Makes sense

I'd give the weapon to Hitler and let him decide who lives.

Best case scenario. Everyone wins.

Shoot putin and trump

Shoot the lock and leave
Shoot OP

I would shoot Putin and Trump

Give the gun to Hitler, it is probably more advanced than what his army has and it may help him fight the communists once the Nazi's reverse-engineer it.

Fetal alcohol Slav and Orange manchild have got to go.

Hitler's a vegetarian fgt

Kill myself with two gunshots to the head

Damn i wish i was smart like you user

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>not shooting yourself twice so you can finally be free and end it all

Clearly not redpilled

kyms because I couldn't handle their combined energy.

Protect Hitler.

Shoot the lock and get these guys outta there
We gotta MEGA: Make Earth Great Again

Why only 2 bullets? I want a comfy shooting session with all 3. Do you think Hitler is a modified weaver guy?

Trump and Putin. Easy choice considering my birth was only possible as a direct result of WW2.

Sorry holocaust victims, I can't deny the world my awesomeness...

Putin twice

Madam Secretary is that you?

Shoot the lock on the door then escort them out

Are you a Lebensborn descendant?

>Mfw all these people in this thread saying they would shoot the President of the United States.
Don't mind me please continue.

>stand 30 feet from wall
>fire one bullet into wall
>place bets: everyone starts talking up the bet of how much money they are willing to risk
>the wager: one of us 4 individuals will fire the gun, attempting to bury the second bullet into the first
>whoever bets highest gets to shoot
>if they miss, they pay out their bet divided evenly between the three other people
>if they hit, the other three people pay out the declared amount
Go.

This

Hitler survives. You figure out the rest

>TFW you kill the two who suck Muslim cock

Shoot the lock off the door, then shoot faggot OP.

HAHA! No no, my grandfather was a Vet and my Grandma was a German civilian that he met while deployed.

Break the lock without shooting
Give gun to Hitler

I understand that image!

The world would be vastly better had Hitler been successful in a myriad of ways.

Fuck Trump, marry Hitler, kill the commie twice.

I shoot the guard and escort all three to safety.
>Become hero and remembered as user who saved three of the most badass men to live in this century
>Also time traveler
>save second bullet for OP

Between the four of us we make our plans and use my gun to break out and save the world

Shot hilter twice, he's already dead

Kill myself and let these three great men continue on for the betterment of mankind

Kill Trump and Hitler because fuck russia

Any other answer is for degenerate scum.

came to say the same

>Hitler
>Evil
Oh you poor fool

Save the bullets for the racewar

The only one there to have a serious sense of nationalism is Putin, Trump is an asshole who thinks that trolling is nationalism, and Hitler is a warmonger.

>sit down
>humbly introduce myself to all three
>begin developing a plan to acquire more guns and firearms for the coming campaign

Shoot the Jews hiding under the floorboards.

best answer

Shoot the Russian and the Jew lover. Hail Hitler!

For the hope of many, I shall bear it.
One in each of my balls so no one else has to suffer for my actions.

Wow, more people would rather shoot me than Hitler
oh Sup Forums, never change

Shoot the door lock twice to make sure it's unlocked and let them free to fix the world.

ask which one knows merkels phone number. pretty sure its putin . then tell him he needs to talk with merkel and arrange a meeting in germany. then go to germany and shoot merkel when she goes to get back into the car to leave the meeting

i would prefer it if im knighted on a monday that way i can back pack around europe before im sainted on friday

Shoot hitler twice for ruining the reich by being a fucking retard

Face and timestamp.

what are you 13?

this thread is retarded

Probably not much.

nah, roomate is asleep and would rather shitpost in peace

I'd shoot Rockefeller twice to make sure he stays dead

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Shoot myself twice

Their is nothing wrong with war if it's done right specially if you do it the Hitler way and aim to cleans the world ethnically of shit skins and kikes

>Holster the gun, and pledge my loyalty to the trio.
>Shoot anyone who tried to come in and hurt them.

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Kys bullets are expensive

Is Hitler's corpse re-animated? Because that's going to probably require more bullets if it is.

Me wish Gronk smart like you
Me Gronk

What do you think the advice is, moran?

Shoot OP, then Putin.

No Russian born after WWII would ally themselves with Hitler, after all.

Hitler was a vegetarian do to sever digestive issues something would could probably fix now with surgery....

Kek

>tfw /FBI/

you would get all 3 OP
the pistol whips are on the house.

Commit suicide with two bullets in the back of my head

Hang out and swap stories.

I would work with the people in the room to get out of there.

What calibre is my gun? I might only need 1.

FPBP

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