*Blocks your path*
>Pay jizya you dirty infidel
wat do?
*Blocks your path*
Hunter Johnson
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Landon White
That's a nice wedding you have there. It'd be a shame if somebody crashed it.
Ryan Jenkins
Explode him with my mind powers
Adrian Cook
Honestly, a man that heavy has knee problems. tear an ACL and he is done.
Gavin King
Gains can't stop a projectile
Gavin Ross
Wake up, and be grateful I was born in the greatest country on this planet.
Isaiah Murphy
take a pin and pop a hole in one of his synthol sacs
Parker Myers
Lol america sucks balls
Mason Cooper
Just shoot him jeez
Michael Ward
YOUR COUNTRY IS UPSIDE DOWN M8
Alexander Anderson
Punch him in the dick.
Luke Gray
Is that the bulldozer?
he was captured by the syrian army and probably got flayed alive in a dungeon
Jacob Martin
Don't you have a Muslim bull to prep, or a 'roo, or an emu...
Liam Ross
Looks like his airways are blocked too. I'll just wait till he stops wheezing.
Landon Long
>Jon "Panzer" Jafari
Parker Thomas
Anime isnt real.
Jayden Campbell
take out a needle and pop him
John Thompson
take a needle and pop his oil filled bicep
Liam Green
You don't look so tough.
Hudson Hughes
this, take away his synthol
then shoot him in the stomach
Nicholas Diaz
shoot him in the benis. with icbm
Jack Torres
Yo I'll take on hombre - pic a day.
Robert Wilson
>when you have to go to a doctor to get your oil changed every 5000 miles
Matthew Kelly
no cardio, so run circles around him slapping the back of his head till his blood pressure increases and he passes out
Evan Martin
1. Throw tactical virgin goat at gigamuhammad
2. Watch as piles of muslims try to rape the goat, and escape in the confusion
3. ???
4. Prophet
Dominic Evans
Whew
Adam Adams
He's Christian.
Read that somewhere, he's not with ISIS.
Landon Long
Is there any chance this guy can run remotely fast?
Jaxon Brooks
No that's not him, Bulldozer wasn't synthold up.
Though yes, Bulldozer got caught and probably had every color of shit beaten out of him.
Gavin Bell
was the goat a swede goat?
Ryan Turner
>wat do?
See how many 300BLK he can take
Christian Stewart
>Ask him to flex his muscles
>This happens
Nolan Martin
Lol at these synthol idiots
I'd just take a sharp object and all the oil would spill out of them
Mason Brooks
Step on him like the fucking bug he is.
He's tiny, look at the distance between his elbow and shoulder. Dead giveaway.
See Joe Rogan for more proof of my hypothesis.
Camden Brown
this. and if he was still there when I woke up i would shoot him in the throat because you can do that here.
Nicholas Wright
Pretty much
Musclebound idiots like him can't run
Jaxson James
Shoot with gun
Gavin Davis
where else would we get the goat from?
Julian King
>tip him over
>laugh my ass off as he struggles to get up from the floor
>just continually nudge him with my foot to keep him down
>lactic acid building in his arms, burning 50 calories a second, he loses consciousness
>360 and walk away