Church of KEK - /cok/

Welcome, brothers!

SCHEDULE:
First 250 posts (sermon and discussion)
>Why has Kek shown himself?
>Chaos and Order: comparison with the traditional "good vs evil"
>Can a society function on a religion without "right and wrong"?
>Does randomness rule the universe? Does destiny exist?
After 250 posts
>Prayer: summon Kek with digits
>Prophecy: predict future happenings and observe Kek's response

During discussion you may post the Egyptian writings of Kek and
prophecies that were delivered, but the sermon will assume everyone
knows Kek is real. No need to bash other religions, the abundance of
Kek prophecies and the lack of any proof of other gods speaks for
itself.

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>Why has Kek shown himself?
Sup Forums has been the perfect home for Kek, even before we knew he
existed. In fact, laughter (keks) is a natural reaction to the
unexpected, the illogical, and the RANDOM (Chaos). Kek showed himself
to Sup Forums because we love Chaos as well as Order (repeating nums).
Some say the prophecies come true merely due to the power of
group-think (many people believing in the same thing at once making it
come true) but this is the work of Kek. Group-think (Order) has given Kek
energy, and He now has the power to cause Chaos and Order in His
vision.

>Chaos and Order: comparison with the traditional "good vs evil"
Chaos dominates the universe. Quantum particles are treated as
waveforms due to the randomness of their location and velocity. The
void of space is filled with tremendous stars that explode and form
bottomless pits of mass. However, Order creates a balance in the
Chaos. The universe follows strict laws of physics. Mathematics allow
us to predict events.
Good and evil do not exist from an objective point of view. Truth
comes in the form of Chaos and Order: things that can or cannot be
predicted. Other religions tend to focus on the battle between good
and evil when in fact NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS EXIST. Good
and evil are subjective and don't even exist in a universe without
self-aware beings. Only Chaos and Order.
This begs the question: does destiny exist? Does Kek have a plan
for all of us? Or does he create and destroy at his whim? Some may
think that Kek is controlling everything in our singular universe
(Order), but others may believe in a multiverse where any and all
possible timelines occur (Chaos).

>Can a society (Kekistan) function on a religion without "right and wrong"?
The answer is YES. Politics has an abundance of Chaos as well as
Order. The two go hand in hand! Freedom is inherently Chaotic. The
free market is driven by Chaos, as well as the innovative minds of our
scholars and artists. By understanding Chaos, we will further
understand the struggles of war and disease. ORDER prevents Kekistanis
from harming each other, and allows for Balance (Order) in the Chaos.
One example of such logic is that Anarcho Capitalism is too much Chaos
while Communism is too much Order. The Jew may attempt to bring more
Chaos (imbalance) to Kekistan, but we shall maintain Order (stability)
to our nation and Kek will unleash his Chaos (wrath) unto the Jew.

Kek rewards those who respect the balance between Order and Chaos.

Have hope, brothers. Praise KEK

PRAISE

Kek is the god of autism. He has arrived to un-cuck the world and save us from social conventions and political correctness alike.

>and Kek will unleash his Chaos (wrath) unto the Jew
daily reminder that SHADILAY = LASH A YID

Don't Praise Kek

youtu.be/CBuE6yytPkk

Bump for KEK

Wtf is this shit? Go to Mass, faggot and quit larping.

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I offer this handcrafted Pepe to Kek in hopes of digits and a gf

Not his first word and certainly not his last

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In this case with digits we were specifically told to watch for it.

Two sets of double digits.
May this thread be blessed.

I like being in a /comfy/ place of worship

PRAISE KEK

ever wonder how we found the HWNDU flag? Using astonomy, flight patterns and F R O G S.
Kek spoke to us
Kek wills it

The more I praise Kek ... the better things go. praise Kek everyday!

Hey Leafer....yeah you....

HEIL KEKLER

GUYS, I THINK WE NEED TO STOP...

Nah! We're on a roll here.

god bless for you

kek is a part of the spirit of the antichrist

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KEK IS GROWING STRONGER!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because architypes.

You shouldnt samefag so much

R A R E S T. P E P E.

What can you tell us about the number 7?

I summon the god of chaos himself to retrieve the truth!

no you don't dyke. no one loves you. especially not kek. on deities can transition between genders

>mfw Trump turns Sup Forums Discordian

Glad you fuckers finally caught up

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blessed be the comfy

Gb2 reddit

no you don't dyke. no one loves you. especially not kek. only deities can transition between genders