"…trans kids should know, CIA is always recruiting." – Atlantic publishes CIA recruitment propaganda as article
>Coming Out as Transgender Made Me a More Effective CIA Officer
>I sat in a bunker hoping the incoming rocket did not have my name on it. I was a young CIA officer, called by September 11 to serve, and found myself amid generals and sheikhs, writing for presidents—the life I’d dreamed of since childhood. Drained by 18-hour days and fitful sleep, my demons flooded the moments of peace. In the dark, I heard fighting beyond the wall, thought of friends killed and wounded, and remembered my secret. You feel explosions before you hear them, and there was a bomb at the center of my life that no one could see. I was transgender, and feared I would lose my family and friendships. It was before an Executive Order protected transgender employees, and I imagined myself ridiculed or fired if I admitted the truth. I had heard a story about what happened to one CIA officer who had taken that step:
>"Once upon a time, an officer with decades of experience lost it; clearly the stress. One day he decided he was now a woman—hilarious I know—and wanted everyone to believe him. Management didn't know what to do with the transsexual. CIA had only just accepted gays; the officer left the Agency." When I was a child I knew that trans-people existed, but I knew I couldn’t possibly be one of them. I was going to make history, not be some freak on television. My self-discipline and self-hatred marched in lock-step. I bottled up my problem, and tried to live up to the CIA's values: to “put mission before self” and “go where others cannot.” But CIA has other chiseled words: “the truth shall set you free.” How could I speak truth to power but not be honest with myself?
>Sinking into depression, I built a double life; living as a woman outside work and changing genders in Langley's unisex restrooms. My juggling act faltered at a staff meeting when a friend whispered that I had forgotten to remove my mascara. The trans-community has a joke: “What's the difference between a crossdresser and someone who changes genders? Two years.” The punchline ignores the trans-people who never transition or find happiness outside the gender binary. But for me, my hours as Jenny lifted a terrible sadness in my life. If you found out you needed glasses, and discovered that the world is filled with beauty and color that you thought was just a blur, why would you ever take them off?
>I finally reached the breaking point. I was failing at my job and found myself crying in the bathroom. I walked into my boss's office and closed the door. She later told me she was relieved when I told her. From the look on my face, she thought I had cancer. Much had changed in the years since the last transgender officer came out. When my boss gathered my co-workers to tell them that I was transitioning, one of the millennials remarked: "Good for her. Can we get back to work now?" Meanwhile, after stalling in the parking lot for an hour, I badged in to discover that my colleagues had bought me a gift card to a women's clothing store. A friend deadpanned, "Jenny, nobody liked you as a guy anyway."
>The most terrifying day of my life turned out to be a non-event, but it was another step in pushing the Agency out of the closet. For 40 years, the CIA had fired gay and lesbian officers for being themselves; an injustice and senseless waste of America's silent defenders. By contrast, today's CIA embraced my transition. Colleagues shared stories of LGBT loved ones, and other transgender officers started to come out. Director John Brennan began wearing a rainbow lanyard, and a CIA booth stands at D.C.’s annual Gay Pride Festival. That progress is long overdue. One study estimates approximately 134,000 transgender veterans have served in our military, and over 15,000 currently serve in our armed forces. When I walk the rows at Arlington, I can’t help but dwell on the closeted soldiers of past generations. archive.fo/mSiSg archive.fo/p3eH7
>Jenny Hall is not my real name. Jenny was our pet dachshund, and Virginia Hall was a one-legged OSS hero who ran spies under the nose of the Nazis. Overlooked by male colleagues, the Gestapo called her "the Limping Lady…the most dangerous of Allied spies." I relish the idea that I'm ISIS's nightmare: trans, gay, Jewish, CIA, and worst of all, female. It turns out that starting over as a transwoman is not all sequins and makeup. I joked that there should be night classes to prepare for the realities of working while female: toiling harder for less recognition, being interrupted by men who think they’re giving a TED talk. I knew I'd “arrived” as a woman when someone made a sexist joke about my driving.
>My life as a trans CIA officer has made me privy to state secrets: Women pay more for dry cleaning. Chocolate is amazing on estrogen. My email is filled with yogurt ads and warnings that my fertility window is closing. One last reveal: No one cares that I'm trans. Defecting from Brooks Brothers to Ann Taylor had no impact on my ability to update the president on events overseas. In fact, without the fear of losing my clearance or exhaustion from pretending to be male, I became a better intelligence officer. Migrating from man to woman, I learned the social codes of both camps, and was forced to confront my own prejudices and assumptions. Indeed, self-awareness, humility, and the courage to speak unpopular truths are core principles of intelligence tradecraft. I have been to war and changed genders; I don’t fear the next mission.
>Active-duty CIA officers do not talk about their work in the papers, and my friends would tell you that being trans is the least interesting thing about me. I’ve had a marvelous career in the years since I transitioned, seeing the world, and doing the work I love. But when my past starts fading into memory, I'm jolted by reminders that our country has a long way to go. The support I received from CIA draws a damning contrast to the treatment of other transgender Americans. If trans soldiers can serve in Afghanistan and Iraq, and LGBT intelligence officers can risk their lives hunting terrorists, why are trans teens like Gavin Grimm still fighting in court for the right to pee? If Langley and the Pentagon can use common sense—letting transmen use the men's room and transwomen the ladies'—surely a school district can figure it out.
>As I child, I internalized these messages of hate. I learned to never tell a soul and bottle up the pain until it became unbearable. As this country becomes more inclusive, trans kids are coming out earlier in life, and avoiding decades of denial and suffering. This generation deserves to grow up without stigma, and become the future doctors, engineers, and artists who make America the envy of the world. And trans kids should know, CIA is always recruiting.
What the fuck is going on with this timeline
CIA is progressive af
>I sat in a bunker hoping the incoming rocket Stopped there Unironically delete this thread
>Chocolate is amazing on estrogen
>tfw you can't work for the Central Intelligence Agency even though you have a 160 IQ and are a varsity athlete 6'5" white male because you used cocaine last year with a former CIA but some fucking triplegender can
>wanting to work for the CIA...
ran over a CIA nigger in 1997, score one for the good guys
Go to bed Terry
if the CIA was on the side of good I'd love to work for them. I feel like it's getting there under Trump too. My dream in life would basically to be Mycroft Holmes. Be lazy as fuck and obnoxious and have few close friends but do tons of work for the public good solving problems only extremely intelligent people can.
Something is happening
id work for 1960s cia. good to know current year cia is.............
Slippery slope fallacy isn't actually a fallacy
It ALWAYS continues and branches out
What are they trying to say with that sob story?
What if the transsexual movement started as a project by the CIA for whatever reason?
So while trying to infiltrate our memes they fell for the trap meme?
>What if the transsexual movement started as a project by the CIA for whatever reason?
You wouldn't be taking too much of a leap with that thought.
>effeminate men >men turn into girls >frogs turn gay >you can now control society far easier
The redpill is that Kek is the God of frogs and he wants us to help amphibians from dying out because they're stopping breeding due to the government fucking with water
Is this guy trying to tell us tranny porn is cia funded?
Does anybody else realise that the CIA is legally allowed to hack into non-citizen's computers. So I am Australia, for example. The CIA is legally allowed to do it, yet it illegal for me as an Australian citizen to hack into any computers, whether they are Australian or overseas.
This is literally fucking outrageous and we should be rioting on the streets right now.
if you look it that way then degenerates like trannies are the ideal CIA employees/agents.
you can't collect any Kompromat against a guy who wears a wig and women's clothing and believes in "gender is social construct"
they just don't have any sense of shame. so kompromat is useless.
that's one huge attack vector completely eleminated
CIA or (((similar))) probably made it to turn you gay or female
>cia is full of bronies and trannies
CIA Niggers need to go back to
Well it worked ;)
another BS just a trans writting a journal and talking about feelings that's not a leak, that book for old ladies
>this is an actually accurate statement
This timeline isn't for the faint of heart.
How does it feel to be brainwashed so the government can control you easier?
too much sugar additives in our food
consuming sugar fucks up your insulin levels and makes you fat. fat causes inflammation and thus increases cortisol production - which decreases testosterone levels.
lack of testosterone makes you emotional and weak.
males become betas. betas can't control overly emotionally unstable females. society dies.
that's what's happening
after ww2, the west couldnt be defeated by outside forces, only from within
You might have 1 point, but the opposite team still has 7
The CIA was always a hotbed of faggotry. Homosexuality and the lifestyle it leads to makes for perfect double/triple agents.
>tfw can't work for the CIA because your ancestors were too dumb to leave this shithole that is Europe and you never will be able to topple gommunist regimes in South America
absolutely savage Volodya
Brianna Wu a CIA plant.
Its not bad, making out with boys makes it worth it
A new director + 8 years of Trump will undo a lot of this.
Make the CIA Great Again.
THEY WILL STILL BE ABLE TO FUCKING HACK INTO MY COMPUTER. FUCK AMERICA!
America is the fucking enemy of all non-americans. They have given legal authority for their intelligence services to hack any and all foreign computers. War must begin on america now.
You're either deluded or a CIA shill.
>...hoping the incoming rocket would smash me in the imaginary vagina and blow my greasy gooey guts all over the faces of my climaxing brothers in arms that's all you had to read
I got one question for faggot OP: Name of the tranny faggot. >all my bitcoins on Jew
Bump Tldr dont even want to know the story
The passage that saved me from hacking your computer and translating merkels bedtime chats. >Yes, you must be a citizen of the United States when you apply to work for the Central Intelligence Agency. The CIA does not assist individuals in applying for US citizenship.
Otherwise I would apply for a nontransfluidthing, nonhackingyourcomputer and notlisteningtomerkel job.
>cia created traps
wtf I hate tranny porn now
>trans, gay, Jewish, CIA TOPKIKE
Those mentally insane Jews are at it again hahaha just kike my shit up senpai
this, even 50 years ago they had a reputation for being fags
>Coming Out as Transgender Made Me a More Effective CIA Officer
Are Sassy Cats trying to tell us something?
>I relish the idea that I'm ISIS's nightmare: trans, gay, Jewish, CIA, and worst of all, female. You'd win.
>CIA wants traps to fuck
Wew, I expected better CIA.
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Same reason why Obama allowed trannies in the military. They hate their fellow citizens and are much more likely to agree to spy on them or worse.
God the CIA are a fucking joke
Literally more pathetic than a bunch of virgin weebs on the internet
I thought you needed a clear psych record to be an agent?
>tranny >my demons Checks out.
>Expecting anything good or competent from the CIA
This is just to distract from their covert monitoring program!
The level of truth in these posts is epic.
Christ Vlad, he's already Brazilian, how much more punishment can he take?
>the trap meme is an actual trap >the trap is not that there's a penis, but that it gives you a mental illness, like a psychic tripwire
>the day the CIA reveals it's a Sup Forums trap poster
That reads like a mentally ill person wrote it. Why would the CIA give classified security clearance to a fucking retard?
Chinesse living in Australia confirmed
how do we slow down? I can't handle all these memes so fast
fuck off, your yellow! respect yourself
The CIA never cared if you were gay.
The CIA cared if you could be blackmailed; being gay used to be illegal and then after becoming legal was still socially stigmatizing to the point that you might have had your orientation leveraged against you.
What an asinine summation of agency policy.
We have to accept it until it loses it's edgy anti-pc factor, and also shove it down the rest of the world's throat along with feminism.
Mate we are rebuilding the Commonwealth. You can either fuck off back to China or shut up and cook my $8.50 lunch serve of however the fuck you pronounce number 2 at noodlebox
I'll add: but banning child mutilation would be a good start that only jews and US females wouldn't get behind.
They want trannies and faggots because they're more likely to be child molesters who they can blackmail for jew ends, or just plain amoral.
>tfw you failed the test
redpill me on cia
"trans, gay, Jewish, CIA, and worst of all, female" This just demoralises me against ISIS.
Fuck, it worked. Those crafty devils.
fucked up to think there are people reading this who think that alex jones is crazy to say they are turning the frogs gay