How do I get a voice like this guy?

How do I get a voice like this guy?

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Who?

Fill your mouth with a mixture of peanut butter and seal blubber. The effect is uncanny.

SMV + Caveman + filtered water

BrainForce + Super Male Vitality + DNA Force

No, just smoke it up everyday until you hit 30, then become Ghost's engineer.

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Practice villain voices long enough, so your vocal cords get nice and rough.

im 34 and have been DUDE WEEDing for 16 of them but i still have a girly voice pls help

scream in radio 3 hours a day for 20 years

Smoke 'em

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Drinking semen.

ONE WORD,
AND THAT'S
SUPER MALE VITALITY.
GET IT AT AMAZON WHERE IT'S CHEAPER THOUGH!!

BONE BROTH
CHAGA MUSHROOM
AND 8 PRIMAL SUPERFOODS

I'M A LONG WAY FROM THE CAVEMAN MY ANCESTORS WERE BUT I'M SURE AS HELL TRYING TO GET BACK TO THAT ESSENCE THAT MADE US WHO WE WERE

>girly voice
>leaf
seems legit

Punch yourself in the neck

I have a good voice for radio, would you faggots listen to a fucking maple leaf with superior white male laugh?

get a syringe and inject SMV directly into your vocal cords and benis 5 times a day

UGHHHHHHH!
ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!
DIE GLOBALISTS!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!
I COULD GET IN THE RING WITH YOU.
ALL YOU BETA MALES.
YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME HUH?
UGGGHHH, UGGHHHH,
WITH YOUR WIMPY, WEAK, SCARED LITTLE FACES.

honestly this

just be bill hicks the first half of your life

fucking OW

Always remember to take your daily dose of Alpha Brain™

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Don't forget about Milk of McAdoo.

gain 100 lbs
smoke two packs a day
enjoy

Be a comedian and learn to develop a Rush Limbaugh character for a few months

Please my boner can only handle so much

buy infowars kevlar
buy super male vitality
buy water filters

Put fluoride in your water and spray your face with chemtrails like Americans.

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put sandpaper in your mouth and wash it down with bleach

He used to be bill hicks, he went through like two lighters a day.

This. Drink straight from the source gives you high testosterone and male vitality

I'm using my GI Bill to pay for a voice acting school because I want to get into cartoons. You should move to LA if you want a voice like Alec's.

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POWER VOICE

WHEN YOU PUT THIS BIT INTO YOUR DRILL AND STUFF IT DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU TOO CAN SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT
>I TOOK POWER VOICE AND I COULDN'T STOP YELLING UNTIL EVERYBODY ELSE SHUT UP
>THE PAINT STARTED PEELING OFF THE WALLS

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Why does this remind me of Chris Chan?

Truly the Billy Mays of our generation

is his voice really that desirable?
imho there are 4 voices a man can have
>feminised cuck-voice (placebo)
>normal guy voice
>smoked-too-much-and-thinks-he-has-a-manly-voice voice (Pantera, Alex Jones,...)
>actual low manly voice (Rammstein guy, that one black guy from the movies)

Scream as much as he does and/or smoke.

Crush up harsh redpills and inhale them on daily basis.

Smoke 100 packs of Cigs a day.

OR TRY

>>>>PATRIOT BLEND

the better question is how can i learn to speak non-stop like this guy. it is an impressive skill, to talk for a long time about many subjects, and thoughts don't escape his mind. i would like to do that

Seconding this.

Lots of practice, hydration, and plenty of sleep

EVERYONE KNEW YOU USED THE WHOLE ANIMAL

THE MEAT FOR SUSTENANCE
THE FAT FOR COOKING
BUT YOU USED THE BONES...
FOR STRENGTH!!!!!

BONE STRENGTH

I TAKE MY BONE STRENGTH EVERY DAY AND I'M NOT A CAVEMAN LIKE MY ANCESTORS BUT I TRY
>EARLY IN ANCIENT HISTORY WE CAME FROM CAVES
>WE CRUSHED BONES AND ATE THEM
>NOW I FEEL BETTER WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING

GET YOUR BONE STRENGTH NOW, MADE FROM REAL BONES, JUST LIKE THEY USED TO

That's a great edit.

SHIT PILLS

NOW WE TURN TO THE LOVELY LADY LEANNE MACADOO TO DESCRIBE HER ASS TO US IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL
>i took shit pills one day
>i shat my damn ass out
>finally understood what my husband meant by splash back
>thought I was grinding down on a fucking bidet
>you wouldn't believe what came out

TAKE YOUR SHIT PILLS EVERY NIGHT FOR A WEEK AND SEE IF YOU HAVE ANY INTESTINES LEFT YOU'LL BE RIPE FOR A ROGERING GUARANTEED.

LETS RIDE BOIS WE'RE GONNA NEED A THOUSAND PAUL RIVERES

>>beef was for supper

3 packs of cigarettes per day

BACK IN MY DAY WE WERENT AFRAID TO LOVE THE OLD RED WHITE AND BLUE
>you wanna see what Trump's up against?

REVELATION THE MOVIE

TACTICAL SCREENINGS ON DEMAND

CHARLIE DANIALS

what's the deal with printing out websites and showing them to the camera? 60% of the show is that.

He has the documents and likes to show them off.

If you take the time to fact check him like you should, you'll find he's one of the more difficult people to cross-check because he has a propensity for confabulation. Presenting source material makes it easier to come to your own determinations.

Now if only he would go back to letting the guests talk you could really get a let up in your own research.

>Some highlights from yesterday:

DONALD TRUMP IS GONNA HAVE AMERICA UP ON ITS HIND LEGS LIKE A GRIZZLY BEAR READY TO GO

SO
GET
READY
FOR
THAT

RUSSIAN BEAR AINT GOT SHIT ON THE AMERICAN BEAR!!!

America is back as the sexiest thing ever. She's Marilyn Monroe in a bikini baby!!!!

WERE THE BIG SWINGING JOHNSONS!!!!!!!! NOT THE RUSSIANS!!!!!!!!!